Arrested for showing their face, thus rendering it impossible to arrest for not having a face.
Arrested for protesting against authority.
...ehehArrested for having that crystal.
Arrested for being a witch.
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceArrested for being a bitch.
Arrested for being a puppet.
"Did you expect somebody else?"Arrested for digging a ditch
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceDethroned for being unable to defend his kingdom properly. Seriously, his daughter tends to be better at solving the problems that he should be dealing with!
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Arrested for not actually arresting someone.
Arrested for turning your back on the camera at the time your picture was taken.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.Arrested for regicide.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.Arrested for being too cheap to go to the goddamn dry cleaner.
Arrested for sniffing backsides.
"Did you expect somebody else?"Banned for abusing homophones.
Banned for being a character of the "anime" medium.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.Arrested for being a Boomerang Bigot.
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Arrested for messy hair/neat suit mismatch.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.Arrested for being an orc.
"Wait, banned— NOOOOOO--" * fades away *
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Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.Banned Arrested for breaking the laws of thermodynamics.
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TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerArrested for not being eggs.
Arrested for not paying the big hat tax.
Arrested for wearing a suit and tie.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.Arrested for assassination of innocents.
...ehehArrested for illegal mining operations.
Arrested for not showing their face, thus rendering it impossible to know whether to arrest for not having a face.