Arrested for doing that pose without standing on a roadroller.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursArrested for impersonating as a Magical Girl.
Arrested for trying to limit who gets to use magic.
I need to update these things more oftenArrested for littering.
Arrested for billions of dollars in digital property damage.
Arrested for not understanding their status as hooman.
Long live the New Bev.Arrested for being creepy.
Arrested for Identity theft
"We be we baby!"Arrested for being on 4chan and using "gay" instead of "faggot".
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Arrested for excessive profanity and repeated assault with a deadly weapon.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.Arrested for having a flawless weaponized body and bad breath.
"We be we baby!"Arrested for having a discoloured tongue.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Arrested for opening portals in the library.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!Arrested for scheming
Fangs of the relentless thousandArrested for smug looks.
simple asArrested for public indecency.
I need to update these things more oftenArrested for being sad. Happiness Is Mandatory. :V
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."Arrested for Viewer Gender Confusion
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!Arrested for being Rocket Raccoon without a license.
"We be we baby!"Arrested for being dumb.
Now known as Cyber ControllerArrested for conspiring with terrorists and against the government, robbery, several accounts of attempted murder (and possibly some cases of actually succeeding), and a whole bunch of other crap.
Arrested for being an evil Monarch
"We be we baby!"
Arrested for bathing instead of showering.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.