Arrested for awakening Eldritch Abominations.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Arrested for stealing private documents like the one he's holding
edited 20th May '16 10:48:32 AM by ironcommando
...ehehArrested for entering illegal space.
You're busted for being incredibly suspicious.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Arrested for causing blindness just by being in the room.
It's been 3000 years…Arrested for nearly destroying a city and torturing its inhabitants.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Arrested for having a big nose.
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort characterArrested for that stealing the earth's water thing she did
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.Arrested for knowing Steven Universe lore.
Arrested for constantly asking for favors that are never repaid.
edited 20th May '16 2:22:45 PM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Arrested for mermaid poaching.
Now known as Cyber ControllerArrested for lying about his age that one time. For shame
He's not a girl...
edited 20th May '16 5:40:48 PM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.Arrested for creeping on her senpai.
Arrested for bringing a sword to a gun fight, even though you did bring a gun. We'd call this "Overkill".
Arrested for stealing holographic technology that enables you to cover your face while still presumably being able to see and breathe, and also making it look like you don't have wrists or a neck.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."Arrested for whatever happened in Zootopia.
It's been 3000 years…Arrested for reptilian sacrilege.
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demonsArrested for burning Rome!
"We be we baby!"Arrested for molesting and sexually assaulting your sisters using a bottle of alcohol.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Arrested for attempted kidnapping and attempted murder
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.Arrested for crossdressing
...ehehArrested for flying a spaceship under the influence.
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demonsArrested for being moody.
"We be we baby!"Left, earrings are too big.
Right, your shorts are too short.
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Arrested on suspicion of contemplating physical violence.
Nope. It never was anything but the avatar of an Eldritch Abomination. And doesn't even bother to pretend otherwise.
edited 20th May '16 11:17:30 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."