One just might
Arrested for not having a proper neck.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Burn It Down In The End
Arrested for causing mayhem.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Stop Killing My Titles
Arrested for being now inferior to his 360 cousin.
grah
pantheocidal maniac
arrested for having his face covered in France.
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
What's eatin' you, chief?
You are hereby under arrest for speeding within a school zone. You could have hit kids you know!
War is God.
Arrested for bringing severe Mood Whiplash.
Arrested for being one of those avatars which our avatars change into because of Halloween.
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy
Arrested for being too anime.
pantheocidal maniac
arrested for terrorism.
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
In Perpetual Finality
Drone sweeper, you are hereby under arrest for parking in a restricted area.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Arrested for having color mixed with grayscale.
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy
ETERNAL
Arrested for Loitering.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
pantheocidal maniac
arrested for smoking.
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
Dread Pirate Captain
Arrested for wanton destruction of property (aka by crashing into things).
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
What's eatin' you, chief?
You are hereby under arrest for being yet ANOTHER pony in a sea of ponies on this site and... a lot of other places.
War is God.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
You're arrested for being preju- Wait, no, that's the poster.
Okay, you're arrested for grinning at me so creepily.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
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Dread Pirate Captain
Arrested for wanton destruction of property (see x4)
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
You're not arrested, actually. We need to stick together, what with the other people here.
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Better. 
edited 10th Nov '12 1:55:10 AM by NineTailedCat
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
pantheocidal maniac
arrested for freezing frogs in the zoo.
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha~cha!
Arrested for speeding.
My name is Mikhail! My name is Mikhail! I really LO~VE Zero! Mounted on my back, We fly in the sky TOGE-THER! Yeii!
all the loose ends
Arrested for attempted murder!
What's eatin' you, chief?
Don't really get how I was being prejudiced by saying that there are a TON of pony-related avatars here and elsewhere. I didn't knock the damn show. Are people really this touchy?
You are hereby under arrest for indecent exposure.
War is God.
I assume that face is the result of passing gas. In public. You're gonna have to come with me to the station.
edited 11th Nov '12 12:06:30 PM by PhysicalStamina
Arrested for being poorly drawn.