Well that's... bizarre, to say the least.
Support Gravitaz on Kickstarter!"Convict Evades Noose, Jury Hung."
"Hospital Being Sued by Seven Foot Doctors"
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes AlsoI've always loved "Grandmother of 99 makes hole in one"
edited 21st Dec '11 1:34:32 PM by Jimmmyman10
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now."Weiner pulls out."
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too."I Kicked a Burning Terrorist in the Balls so Hard I Tore a Tendon in my Foot"
Might be phrased a little different.
edited 21st Dec '11 1:51:09 PM by INUH
Infinite Tree: an experimental storyThat one's awesome, and it sounds a little familiar.
"Woman brutally attacked. That's two! (followed by high-five)" [1]
Also, notice that their sports page is called "Sports Pullout". As in, the pullout method?
edited 21st Dec '11 5:45:55 PM by Buscemi
More Buscemi at http://forum.reelsociety.com/"A new law allows bikers to proceed through red lights when censors don't pick them up, but some call it vague."
Not the actual headline (it's kind of the eye-catcher since the actual headline is below the front page's fold), but it still warrents a WTF.
The LA Times had an article about how taxis aren't allowed to pick people up off the street; they have to wait in designated areas and there will be tons of cabs waiting there for people to get in.
Anyway the headline was "Taxi Drivers Tired of Pick-Up Lines."
"DOE to do NEPA's EIS on BNFL's AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protest"
"Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25"
"Puerto Rican teen named mistress of the universe"
"Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison"
"One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers"
"Missippi's literacy program shows improvement"
edited 7th Feb '12 9:54:15 PM by Pykrete
Ok, all of those are funny.
edited 7th Feb '12 9:55:01 PM by CDRW
"Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25"
"Puerto Rican teen named mistress of the universe"
"Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison"
"One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers"
"Missippi's literacy program shows improvement"
Oh god, these made me laugh.
The Captain Obvious in some of them is just...
I found:
- "Country pays $250,000 to advertise lack of funds"
- "Alton Attorney accidentailly sues himself"
- "Army Vehicle disappears after camouflage paintjob."
- "Meeting after meetings is closed."
- "Miners refuse to work after death."
- "Two Soviet ships collide - one dies."
- "Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy."
edited 8th Feb '12 4:26:08 AM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the priceBut the best ones are the ones where the whole story is a WTF, not just the headline:
I'm having to learn to pay the price
It can't be Fast Eddie. He doesn't look like a prospector fisherman.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.Oh that's a great one.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.Facebook "defriending" led to double murder police say
...WHUT
Real Life rwby roseFacebook is indeed Serious Business.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.Alton attorney? As in Alton, Illinois?
That doesn't surprise me, as it is a weird town.
More Buscemi at http://forum.reelsociety.com/From the Crazy Awesome quotes page:
"A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said."
Did that come from some sort of equivalent to Weekly World News...?
edited 24th Feb '12 12:53:30 PM by Bur
i. hear. a. sound.
Like Man shoots at mouse, hits roommate; another roommate arrested for rape
You can't make this shit up!