I automatically read it in Tom Hanks and Tim Allen's voices and it was even worst.
edited 29th Jan '15 1:02:49 AM by PurpleDalek
urgh fucking urgh.
What...the...fuck?
This is like My Immortal, but with weird sexism.
Why?
Who's Scarlet? What the hell is going on? And apparently GANZ have Unlimited Magazines.
"Suddenly they were kissing, kissing loudly in every room. As they kissed The One Who Wears Suits was telling her what Balcony could get on her wish list without breaking her budget. ‘We would knock down this wall here to let in some natural light for the kichen,’ he said as he kissed her neck.
'Tell me more, the one who wears suits,' Balcony moaned.
'The bathroom will be upgraded to have a claw footed tub and a double vanity sink, marble of course.'
'Don’t stop, The one who wears suits!'”
Sex with a balcony?
Noah looked at Dawn. "Now, you ugly fucking slut, you're going to run away with me into the slutty sun where we will live together forever. Slut."
Dawn nodded and they ran into the sun and burned alive.
I love this fic.
edited 29th Jan '15 2:23:56 PM by PikaScootaloo
Don't listen to that guy! He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks.Noah/Dawn OTP
Headcanon Noawn interaction right there. XD
DJ/Dawn forever, bitches.
edited 1st Feb '15 9:09:17 AM by Explosivo25
I don’t even know anymore.http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/02/fan_fiction_friday_sam_flynn_and_sam_witwicky_in_t.php
Some selections from this;
WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS?
...What. The. Fuck?
Get off the computer, Hector, says Nick The Swing in a joke only he gets.
edited 2nd Feb '15 2:34:11 AM by NickTheSwing
Have fun figuring out who the characters in this are; that's half the horror of this garbage.
Where does that come from? I tried googling it, but didn't get any results.
Warning, revelation of what this is may cause irrepairable sanity degradation. Do not view the following spoiler unless you are prepared for the very depths of All Girls Want Bad Boys and Draco in Leather Pants;
Its Columbiner Fapfic. The rest is worse and even more tasteless.
edited 3rd Feb '15 8:24:01 PM by NickTheSwing
WELL THEN. :/
I'd say it was one of those 2edgy4u types off Deviant ART, but I'm not sure even they'd go that far.
Well, apparently we've got a theme of horrible mass murderers today.
"That sounds like either the beginning of a bad joke or serious accusations against our current regime," Rarity observed.
Seriously what is it with ponyfic and Hitler
edited 5th Feb '15 7:12:11 PM by Pykrete
We kicked his ass so hard his legacy has been reduced to a punchline in fan stories about tiny horses.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."There was one FIM Fic I remember seeing that involved Hitler using the Spear of Destiny and a legion of animatronic ponies to invade Equestria.
It even included a Villain Song called "Golden Blond Perfection". It was simultaneously Hitler gloating about his (temporary) triumph and also realizing no matter how he wins, he won't ever be the "perfect Aryan" he views as "ideal".
It was very oddly well written.
Laughable subject matter, but very strangely well written, verbose, and with no spelling errors. It was no troll fic.
I'm pretty sure any musical involving Hitler and/or Nazis and isn't Sound of Music automatically counts as a trollfic regardless of grammatical proficiency.
This fandom does have a propensity toward a) musical theater and b) weird shit. The intersection is often hilarious.
Right, plus other exceptions. In any case, I doubt any of them are fanfics.
edited 9th Feb '15 10:22:34 AM by Pykrete
Don't forget Cabaret and The Producers.
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.I can't help but wonder if that Supernatural fic wasn't supposed to poke some fun at the SPN anime, but then the author got distracted by cheese or something and went way off the deep end.
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting AgencyFandom: Barack Obama/Hotdog
You know, I always wondered what to do with the leftover dipping sauce. Now I know.
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
I dug through Tumblr for this.
If you lowered yourself to digging through Tumblr did you honestly expect to find anything else :|
That Toy Story one is just...ew.