Cowards?
COWARDS??????!!!!!!!!!
You dare call us COWARDS????!!!!!
You will pay for that INSOLEEEEEEEEENCEE!!!!!!!!
all the loose ends
I AM AFRAID IT IS POINTLESS TO GO UP AGIANST ME!
FOR I AM SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHQAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA\HYUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Haahahahha HHAHAHJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Judging you
This fries...are...AWESOME
Haw Haw Haw
Ten seconds before
GIVE ME SOME OF THOSE FRIES OR YOU SHALL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES ON A GRAND SCALE
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Judging you
YOU. DON'T. KNOW WHO ARE YOU THREATENING AT. YOU. JUST. DON'T.
Haw Haw Haw
And you DON'T WANT TO!
Judging you
The daylight... is NOOOTTTHHHINNNGGG before the MIGHT OF THE AHMUN AND THE WILL OF THE MOON!
Judging you
AH CAN FEEL IT!! WINTER IS COMINGGGG! BE PREPARED!!
edited 30th Aug '12 2:58:58 PM by MrsRatched
Haw Haw Haw
This.... thread....will it not die?!? What must be done... to keep it....DEAD?
Am I a good man or a bad man?
Ten seconds before
We must ACT SWIFTLY to REEETUUUUURRRRRN THIS TOPIC TO IT'S FORMER GLAMOUR!
edited 30th Aug '12 3:39:11 PM by Gamebreaking
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Master of None
This bastardization has gone on for long enough! The time for a true ham has arisen, and that ham... shall be me! Look at yourself. You've tried and tried to acquire the love of the posters, when all you had to do... was look into your own heart! But it is too late for you now... The thread, this thread demands resurrection, and I am going to deliver it! Now!
(throws my stylish fedora across the room)
Now is the time for a true icon! Someone who can chew the scenery, and steal the awards away from the commonwealth! This thread needs a ham, and I! Am! That! HAAAAAAAAM!
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
Bring me the worthiest Large Ham. -pounds table- WORTHIEST! -pounds the table twice more- WORTHIEST, WORTHIEST!!!
The thing with the red gold crown.
It is alive. Aliiiiivvvvvveeee! I didn't it all on my own! No help, no plans, just me, myself, and I. And we shall rain upon this thread with such a cold hard iron grip fist that all will either bow or be crushed.
Run for your doom is at hand. I cannot be stopped!
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Who are you calling short?!
DOOM! I FEAR NO DOOM!
I AM DOOM!
I AM RAGE! AND POWER! AND LUST! AND HAM!
I AM DEATH CHARIOT!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!!
Master of the Cliffhanger! Fire Emblem Elibe LP!
This thread will NEVER DIE!!! for I, the greatest of them all, the epic ROCKONMAN will surely REVIVE IT.
vee-gor
Pft. This thread blows. None of you are hammy enough.
...
Meh.
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
Am I a weirdo?
YOU CALL THAT HAM? I'VE SEEN TURKEYS HAMMIER THAN THAT! DON'T SPEAK YOUR LINES HERE! YELL THEM!
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
vee-gor
DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
Defiler of Shops
I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE, YOU BETTER LIVE YOUR LIFE WORSE THAN HOW I LIVE MY LIFE, OR ELSE I'LL TAKE IT.
Soul is ugly.
/eats everyone with bread and mayonnaise
edited 16th Sep '12 8:16:42 AM by AnEditor
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Put ye'r FRIGGIN FOOD DOWN. THIS IS A HAM FIGHT.
GODDAMMIT, YOU'RE ALL NOT HAM ENOUGH! -random objection- ARGH, Y'ALL WANNA HEAR MY ADVICE? BE LOUDER!! LIKE THRESHOLD OF PAIN LEVEL OF LOUDNESS!!!
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU HAM. I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO HAM >:[
-shakily removes glasses- Everyone who is not a Large Ham, leave the thread.
...
...
That was an ORDER!!! Reviving this thread was an ORDER!!! Who are you, that you dare to disobey the orders of this thread's creator?!! So, this is what it has come to. The Large Hams have been lying to xir!!! Everyone has been lying to xir, even the loyal ones!! The ENTIRE community of Large Hams is nothing but a bunch of vile disloyal COWARDS!!!
edited 28th Aug '12 6:34:40 AM by ArgentumUranium