Pink♥Chainsaw
-Looks at Rivux-
NO HITTING THE LADIES IN THIS PUB BOYO!
-Throws a piece of a broken chair-
"If there is a hole then it's a man's job to thrust into it" - Ryoma from New Getter Robo
*drains bottle*
Bad move.
*whacks Rivux with said bottle*
"Yup. That tasted purple."
-nonchalant me returns, apparently forgetting something-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Hi, Earl.
"Yup. That tasted purple."
same old me
._.
-gets a match-
-lights Deadbeat's hair-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
-sees he left a photo on the counter, reaches for it-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Human hair isn't flammable on its own.
*punches Rivux in the face*
"Yup. That tasted purple."
Am I a weirdo?
-dumps high-proof vodka on Deadbeat's head-
Now it's plenty flammable. Happy?
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
*elbows Normal in the crotch*
Yeah, I can fight dirty too.
"Yup. That tasted purple."
same old me
I was unaware of that.
-reaches for matches again-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Am I a weirdo?
-stands behind Rivux with more vodka, waiting for him to light the match-
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
*kicks matches out of Rivux's hand*
Nice try.
*vaults back over the bar*
"Yup. That tasted purple."
same old me
-gets out house key for makeshift knife-
Bring it. Bitch.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
-shrugs- Eh, what the hell... as long as I'm here...
-orders another beer-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ
>hides under a table< Shit is getting too crazy here! D:
Very big Daydream Believer. "That's not knowledge, that's a crapshoot!" -Al Murray "Welcome to QI" -Stephen Fry
-walks back into the bar to get his usual drink-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
same old me
HEY EARL!
You dropped your wallet.
-hands it to him-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Am I a weirdo?
-yells at someone in the corner-
How dare you run into me!!
-The other individual let's out a hasty apology.-
Alright, you know all your lines. Work on the delivery and body language for next Friday.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Ah, thanks!
-elbows away a drunken man charging at him without batting an eye, resumes to the counter to get a drink-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
-Gets hit by a flying chair leg-
ALL RIGHT LETS PARTY!
-Proceeds to chug the strongest drink he could find-
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
same old me
-casually kicks a guy in the nads-
So how's the missus?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ
>throws a bottle at the bottle steve is chugging< YOU'RE UNDERAGE! D:<
edited 5th Dec '11 7:12:37 PM by Enkufka
Very big Daydream Believer. "That's not knowledge, that's a crapshoot!" -Al Murray "Welcome to QI" -Stephen Fry
Occasionally Smart
>runs around like crazy trying to save as many bottles and glasses as possible from an untimely demise<
"Hey, watch it, people! That's alcohol abuse!"
He's like fire and ice and rage. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time. Rory punched him in the face.
@Rivux: Oh, she's fine as usual!
-sips his pint while shoving away an unruly drunk-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
-Glances at Deadbeat-
-throws salt in his face-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean