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tropetown Since: Mar, 2011
#76: Nov 12th 2011 at 7:26:59 AM

Which could be a valid argument, if it wasn't a) coming from a completely erroneous position (that the American presence there has been wanted, or positive), and b) wouldn't cause far more problems for the US's image around the world.

edited 12th Nov '11 10:34:40 PM by tropetown

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#77: Nov 12th 2011 at 7:28:43 AM

You generally can't demand payment out of an unsolicited favor. Yeah, Iraqis as a whole are less oppressed than under Saddam... But I don't think the improvement is worth 800 billion bucks, which the Iraqis don't have anyway.

edited 12th Nov '11 7:29:00 AM by SavageHeathen

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tropetown Since: Mar, 2011
#78: Nov 12th 2011 at 7:32:17 AM

Plus, if the US did actually act in the manner that Michelle Bachmann seems to be convinced they did, forcing them to pay that much money would render all of that moot, since it would financially ruin the country they "liberated".

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#79: Nov 12th 2011 at 7:33:24 AM

Yeah: You don't get to charge formerly occupied/liberated countries unless you make them into a local version of Denmark. Even then, you only get as much tribute as the country can comfortably afford. tongue

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#80: Nov 12th 2011 at 3:46:14 PM

[up]Well, considering the tax on cars in Denmark is above 100%, thta theoretical country could pay lots of $$$.

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#81: Nov 13th 2011 at 3:20:18 PM

...which the Iraqis don't have anyway.

Oh, they have it.

Oil. It's all about the oil. Remember, Operation Iraqi Liberation?

Iraq has fucktons of oil that has not been tapped. When she says "Iraq should pay reparations," she's really saying "Iraq should give us lots of free oil so we don't have to put any focus on my oil company backers or develop alternative energies and lose said oil company backers their profits!"

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#82: Nov 13th 2011 at 3:48:30 PM

It might be about the oil with Bachmann - she just lost all my respect with this one - but I don't know whether you've noticed that Bush never stole it in the first place?

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#83: Nov 13th 2011 at 3:53:29 PM

I imagine Bush Cheney got off well enough simply on giving the Iraqis "civilization and democracy," but we must also account for the fact that Iraq (predictably) went very poorly compared to how they said it would.

It's quite possible they just didn't get the chance to go to "give us all your shit" mode.

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#84: Nov 13th 2011 at 4:23:41 PM

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But wouldnt getting free oil absolutely murder oil company profits?

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#85: Nov 13th 2011 at 4:27:11 PM

Oh, that's probably just how she'll sell it to the people. Populist rhetoric, remember?

Who knows what the oil companies would actually charge for it once she gets elected (in theory) and they get their grubby little paws on all that black gold?

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#86: Nov 13th 2011 at 4:41:54 PM

[up] Them and God. That's about it. The rest of us can even comprehend the numbers.

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#87: Nov 13th 2011 at 5:24:40 PM

Everyone knows plentiful supply among several companies equates to horrific prices, after all?

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#88: Nov 13th 2011 at 5:35:12 PM

When one means free oil, thats free oil (i.e. royalties free) to the companies. Companies charge the same and pocket the difference from not paying the Iraqis.

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#89: Nov 13th 2011 at 5:37:13 PM

A) We're all talking hypotheticals anyway. B) That's not how it works in countries that subsidize oil as a matter of course.

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#90: Nov 13th 2011 at 6:52:48 PM

Yeah... about that "free oil"...

We didn't say who it would be "free" for...

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#91: Nov 13th 2011 at 7:16:53 PM

Neither did Michelle Bachmann - in fact, she didn't actually say anything about oil. She might not actually know about the Iraqi coffers.

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#92: Nov 13th 2011 at 7:18:23 PM

I was going to say something that began with "because anyone with common sense would think—" but this is Bachmann, so I guess I shouldn't go by the "reasonable person" legal standard, should I?

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#93: Nov 13th 2011 at 7:21:34 PM

Probably not, sad to say. There's really no smart and benign interpretation of this statement.

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#94: Nov 13th 2011 at 7:21:52 PM

these companies really make me see why so many people liked communism. It dosn't make me like it, but it shows the flaws.

I really think there need to be some sort of cap on what the management can earn compared to the empolyees.

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#95: Nov 13th 2011 at 7:22:22 PM

I think you clicked on the wrong thread?

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#96: Nov 20th 2011 at 8:12:51 AM

Alright. It seems that the Republican candidate field is rapidly becoming the Real Life Incompetence, Inc., not just Bachmann. Mr. Perry forgetting which departments to cut, Cain confusing India with China. Oh yes. My mother sincerely hopes that Obama will be reelected instead of these folks taking his place, as they not only don't understand foreign policy (Iraq paying for the invasion? Really, Mrs. Bachmann?), they semm to be running for the wrong office too - all their proposals are economicswink

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