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 1 Santos L Halper, Tue, 25th Oct '11 1:05:37 PM from The Canterlot of the North
A Gentlecolt and a Bard
This could have only been done by some sort of tactical genius!

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? You got close enough to see them? Then consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far (which, given your current circumstances, seems more likely), consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

Forget the towel!
Belted plaid and mane sae braw,
Bonny Pony, Skyland Pony,
Have yet been at Canterlot,
Bonny Pony, Skyland Pony?
A duck walks into a bar.

Animal control services are contacted and the fowl creature is released at a nearby pond in a park.

edited 25th Oct '11 1:13:28 PM by SeanMurrayI

 3 Inhopelessguy, Tue, 25th Oct '11 2:13:31 PM from Birmingham/Coventry, Greater Europe Relationship Status: Less than three
Part of the LIGHTS Army
There was a man called Poo.

He then legally changed his name to John.

I love you more than you hate your periods.

 4 Ori Doodle, Tue, 25th Oct '11 11:17:37 PM from Uhm....i dunno? Relationship Status: Sharing a spaghetti noodle
Slowpoke says: Hey guys, winter is coming!
Forum Herald for the Old Folk's Home

Team Mom For Yackfest

 5 Enkufka, Tue, 25th Oct '11 11:23:56 PM from Bay of White fish
Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ
Courage wolf says not to run away!
Very big Daydream Believer.

"That's not knowledge, that's a crapshoot!" -Al Murray

"Welcome to QI" -Stephen Fry
A black guy, a Hispanic guy, and an Irish guy walk into a bar.

They become friends.
 7 Premonition 45, Wed, 26th Oct '11 8:21:56 AM from New Jersey Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
Egon, but never forgotten.
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse explains that he just lost his race, and that's depressing.
"Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy."
 8 Vampire Buddha, Wed, 26th Oct '11 8:28:35 AM from Right behind you Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Butterscotch Dinosaur Pussy
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Jim.

Oh hi Jim, come on in.
How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, they're not stupid.
 9 Game Spazzer, Wed, 26th Oct '11 10:35:50 AM from Against! The! Wall!
The Beta Male
If I went around sayin' I was emperor just 'cause some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, people would assume I was a rational, wise person.

edited 26th Oct '11 10:36:08 AM by GameSpazzer

 10 Karl Kadaver, Wed, 26th Oct '11 11:10:55 AM from Just offscreen...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know, honestly. I can't presume to know the reason behind this particualr chicken's sudden excursion, but if I had to venture a guess, I'd say it's because it was looking for food.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
A man dies, and instead of going up to heaven and having an amusing conversation with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he just rots in the ground.

edited 26th Oct '11 11:17:38 AM by SeanMurrayI

 12 Phoenixor, Wed, 26th Oct '11 11:22:29 AM from Scotland. Still.
Departed days ahead.
A priest, a rabbi and a Buddhist walk into a bar.

They walk out with a much deeper understanding of each other's cultures and creeds.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
 13 Dhana Ragnarok, Wed, 26th Oct '11 11:28:19 AM from Sneed's Seed & Feed (formerly Chuck's) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Disturbingly nice for a Mad Scientist.
Would you mind sharing your bases with me ?
I'm not just mad at him.

I'm gonna throw him into a wood chipper, dry what comes out and SMOKE IT!
 14 A Stray Bard, Wed, 26th Oct '11 11:39:23 AM from 867-5309 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Sega's Last Hope
Are you in good spirits, my acquaintance with whom I share an almost fraternal bond?
A white guy is eating a box of crackers. A black guy comes over and says, "Hey, Bill, can I have one?"
 16 Karl Kadaver, Wed, 26th Oct '11 12:11:38 PM from Just offscreen...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
A blonde finds that she's locked her keys in her car after a long shopping trip.

"No problem, " says the blonde, "The top is down, so I can just hop right in."
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
 17 WackyPancake, Wed, 26th Oct '11 12:13:15 PM from My computer. Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Toothy hat
And lots of fucks were given that day.
Next World Pancake Day: February 17, 2015

All the old paintings on the tombs, they do the sand dance, don't you know...
 18 Game Spazzer, Wed, 26th Oct '11 1:09:58 PM from Against! The! Wall!
The Beta Male
Three prostitutes were sitting in a bar, talking about their plans for the future.

The first one wanted to save up enough money to pay for colledge.

The second one wanted to buy a better house for her daughter, and perhaps pay for rehab to get over her drug addiction.

The third one began crying and said that she simply wanted to escape her pimp.

edited 26th Oct '11 1:10:20 PM by GameSpazzer

 19 Karl Kadaver, Wed, 26th Oct '11 1:23:03 PM from Just offscreen...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
A tech support specialist gets a call from a customer. The customer is confused about a problem that they are having with their machine. The tech support specialist is helpful and informative and the customer appreciates the help that he gets. They have an amicable conversation and everything goes smoothly for both parties.

edited 26th Oct '11 1:23:30 PM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
What did one Irishman say to the other?

"I am sober."
 21 The Hero Hartmut, Wed, 26th Oct '11 4:20:37 PM from Ireland Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
And that, as they say, is that.
There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a perfectly affable person.
Don't make me summon Enema.

FC: 2251-6283-1454 (primarily Smash for 3DS)
 23 Game Spazzer, Wed, 26th Oct '11 6:41:09 PM from Against! The! Wall!
The Beta Male
[up] WIN.

Mama! I just killed a man! It was an unforeseeable accident, because he was hit by a bus!
 24 Karl Kadaver, Wed, 26th Oct '11 8:11:28 PM from Just offscreen...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Madness?

Eh, maybe.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
 25 The Fan, Wed, 26th Oct '11 8:14:27 PM from Anyway the wind blows
Yo dawg, we heard you like cars, so we bought you a new one.
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
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