Subvert a meme/joke/saying:

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1 SantosLHalper25th Oct 2011 01:05:37 PM from The Canterlot of the North
A Gentlecolt and a Bard
This could have only been done by some sort of tactical genius!

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? You got close enough to see them? Then consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far (which, given your current circumstances, seems more likely), consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

Forget the towel!
Belted plaid and mane sae braw,
Bonny Pony, Skyland Pony,
Have yet been at Canterlot,
Bonny Pony, Skyland Pony?
A duck walks into a bar.

Animal control services are contacted and the fowl creature is released at a nearby pond in a park.

edited 25th Oct '11 1:13:28 PM by SeanMurrayI

3 Inhopelessguy25th Oct 2011 02:13:31 PM from Inside the Hopey Tree , Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
Part of the LIGHTS Army
There was a man called Poo.

He then legally changed his name to John.

I... I adore you. And that's all I wanted to say, bye bye.

4 OriDoodle25th Oct 2011 11:17:37 PM from One Step Ahead of the Spotlight , Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Queen Gosling
Slowpoke says: Hey guys, winter is coming!
Forum Herald for the Old Folk's Home

Team Mom For Yackfest

5 Enkufka25th Oct 2011 11:23:56 PM from Bay of White fish
Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ
Courage wolf says not to run away!
Very big Daydream Believer.

"That's not knowledge, that's a crapshoot!" -Al Murray

"Welcome to QI" -Stephen Fry
A black guy, a Hispanic guy, and an Irish guy walk into a bar.

They become friends.
7 Premonition4526th Oct 2011 08:21:56 AM from New Jersey , Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
Egon, but never forgotten.
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse explains that he just lost his race, and that's depressing.
"Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy."
8 VampireBuddha26th Oct 2011 08:28:35 AM from Right behind you , Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Butterscotch Dinosaur Pussy
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Jim.

Oh hi Jim, come on in.
How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, they're not stupid.
9 GameSpazzer26th Oct 2011 10:35:50 AM from Against! The! Wall!
Mageknight
If I went around sayin' I was emperor just 'cause some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, people would assume I was a rational, wise person.

edited 26th Oct '11 10:36:08 AM by GameSpazzer

When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.

Pokémon Alchemist

10 KarlKadaver26th Oct 2011 11:10:55 AM from Just offscreen...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know, honestly. I can't presume to know the reason behind this particualr chicken's sudden excursion, but if I had to venture a guess, I'd say it's because it was looking for food.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
A man dies, and instead of going up to heaven and having an amusing conversation with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he just rots in the ground.

edited 26th Oct '11 11:17:38 AM by SeanMurrayI

12 Phoenixor26th Oct 2011 11:22:29 AM from Scotland. Still.
Departed days ahead.
A priest, a rabbi and a Buddhist walk into a bar.

They walk out with a much deeper understanding of each other's cultures and creeds.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
13 DhanaRagnarok26th Oct 2011 11:28:19 AM from France. COCO-FLIPPIN'-RICO. , Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Disturbing-est OTP.
Would you mind sharing your bases with me ?
Quod ego Solanum Tuberosum sum.
14 AStrayBard26th Oct 2011 11:39:23 AM from 867-5309 , Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Sega's Last Hope
Are you in good spirits, my acquaintance with whom I share an almost fraternal bond?
A white guy is eating a box of crackers. A black guy comes over and says, "Hey, Bill, can I have one?"
16 KarlKadaver26th Oct 2011 12:11:38 PM from Just offscreen...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
A blonde finds that she's locked her keys in her car after a long shopping trip.

"No problem," says the blonde, "The top is down, so I can just hop right in."
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
17 WackyPancake26th Oct 2011 12:13:15 PM from My computer. , Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
And lots of fucks were given that day.
Next World Pancake Day: February 17, 2015

All the old paintings on the tombs, they do the sand dance, don't you know...
18 GameSpazzer26th Oct 2011 01:09:58 PM from Against! The! Wall!
Mageknight
Three prostitutes were sitting in a bar, talking about their plans for the future.

The first one wanted to save up enough money to pay for colledge.

The second one wanted to buy a better house for her daughter, and perhaps pay for rehab to get over her drug addiction.

The third one began crying and said that she simply wanted to escape her pimp.

edited 26th Oct '11 1:10:20 PM by GameSpazzer

When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.

Pokémon Alchemist

19 KarlKadaver26th Oct 2011 01:23:03 PM from Just offscreen...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
A tech support specialist gets a call from a customer. The customer is confused about a problem that they are having with their machine. The tech support specialist is helpful and informative and the customer appreciates the help that he gets. They have an amicable conversation and everything goes smoothly for both parties.

edited 26th Oct '11 1:23:30 PM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
What did one Irishman say to the other?

"I am sober."
21 TheHeroHartmut26th Oct 2011 04:20:37 PM from a cave, according to my father , Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
And that, as they say, is that.
There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a perfectly affable person.
Don't make me summon Enema.

FC: 2251-6283-1454 (primarily Smash for 3DS)
23 GameSpazzer26th Oct 2011 06:41:09 PM from Against! The! Wall!
Mageknight
[up] WIN.

Mama! I just killed a man! It was an unforeseeable accident, because he was hit by a bus!
When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.

Pokémon Alchemist

24 KarlKadaver26th Oct 2011 08:11:28 PM from Just offscreen...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Madness?

Eh, maybe.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
25 TheFan26th Oct 2011 08:14:27 PM from Anyway the wind blows
Yo dawg, we heard you like cars, so we bought you a new one.
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou

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