Really needed to change my avatar
To conquer Mary Sues, you must become Mary Sues.
Totally not planning to buy Ark Encounter.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
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OH GOD NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT.
To conquer space, you must BECOME space.
But Master does that mean you are space?
Yes.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
To conquer the heart of a woman, you must become... the heart... of a woman? That is actually pretty damn discouraging.
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
To conquer confusion, you must become Confusion!
WAX ON, WAX OFF.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
To conquer yourself, you must become yourself!
...eheh
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
To conquer giant robots, you must become giant robots!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Faceless stranger
To conquer Cards Against Humanity, you must become Cards Against Humanity
I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too?
To conquer the Faces of Evil, you must become each!
Guess I'd better get going!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
To conquer your madness, you must become your madness!
MAKE US WHOLE!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
To conquer a Ninja, you must become a Ninja!
To conquer the winter, you must become winter!
To conquer life, you must become life!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!To conquer the Demons, you were a zombie! (Wait, that's not right)
To Conquer Russia, Russia Must Become You!
...eheh
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
To conquer Dark Souls, you must BECOME Dark Souls!
Not a bad deal, actually.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
To conquer a video game, you must become a video game!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
TO CONQUER FAT
YOU MUST BECOME OBESITY
To conquer Soylent Green, you must become Soylent Green.
... That explains it.
To conquer cheese you must go to Wisconsin!
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Faceless stranger
To conquer an identity crisis, you must become an identity crisis!
...Really? That seems like it'd actually just make the problem worse.
I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too?
TO CONQUER COMPUTER RESOLUTION PROBLEMS
YOU MUST BECOME A COMPUTER RESOLUTION PROBLEM
...
ummm.
To conquer everything, you must become everything!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
To conquer ninja, YOU must BECOME...
NNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNJJJAAAAAAAA!!!!!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Wicked Flight
To conquer your little brother, you must become your little e brother!
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
To conquer pain, you must become pain!
Now hand me a jumper cable!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
To conquer TV Tropes, you must become TV Tropes.
Everything is a lie.