You know you watched/read/played/browsed too much [insert] when...

You walk into the middle of people's conversations and go "Oh Boy"

You know you played too much Metal Gear Solid when?

...you respond to a question like "Do you want pizza or tacos?" with "Tacos?"

You know you've played too much Mass Effect when...

You expect moral opine screens.

You know you watch too many Lifetime movies when...

When you have a fear of men, or alternately, you help out women.

You know you played too much Deus Ex when...

...you wear sunglasses inside and get shot at for using someone's computer without their permission.

You know you've read too much Journey To The West when...

You call Goku a ripoff.

You know you've played too much Sonic when..

You start thinking golden rings will protect you from getting hurt.

You know you played too much Super Mario Bros when...

...you try to jump on and throw every turtle you see.

You know you play too much Oblivion when...

...you arrest people for picking up your stuff by shouting "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

You know you watch too much Star Trek when...

You know you've played too many forum games when you post in a 'You know you watched/read/played/browsed too much [insert] when...' topic.

When you hear someone talking about show X and say "hey, you know you've watched too much show X when..."

You know you've been playing too much Burnout: Paradise when...

...You start hearing a voice in your head that urges you to crash into the nearest car every time your rear-view mirror gets some glare.

You know you've played too much Minecraft when...

...You craft mines.

Everywhere. For trivial things.

You know you've got too much knowledge of pop-culture when...

Everything you say is a reference to something. Literally, every single thing coming out of your mouth. Your personal record for reference density is five in one sentence, and all you were trying to do is suggest getting pizza.

You know you play too much D&D when...

You make all your decisions with 20 sided dice

You know you watch too much X Files when...

You say "I want to belive" frequently.

You know you have read too much of miru's fanfiction when...

You post nothing but lusting for Sonic characters

You know you play too much Monster Hunter when.....

You really go hunting for monsters.

You know you watch too much Sponge Bob when..

You try Jellyfishing.

You know you've watched too much Twilight Zone when

At the end of the day, you wonder what the twist will be.

You know you watch too much Star Wars when...

You try to force push your luggage into the trunk.

You know you watch read too much Homestuck when...

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... you expect commands for everything you do.

You know you've watched too many romcoms when...

You try what romcom characters often do and get arrested.

You know you watch too many zombie movies when.....

... You pass up potential cancer-curing drugs for fear of mutation.

You know you've vandalised too many troper pages when...

You vandalize wikipedia pages you mistake for troper pages.

You know you watch too much Commando when.......