Cross The Moral Event Horizon

What it says on the tin

Excuse me good sir, can you find me a good place to bury the bodies of these newborns I raped and murdered?

Why... did I just type that?

edited 29th Sep '11 3:26:32 PM by blackadder98

I have murdered my lover, farther, sister, brother, and second cousin.

Oh, your family? I murdered them off-screen before the sequel began. I hope that's cool with you.

Oh and i managed to start Armageddon a year ago.

Oh, hi guys. Remember the time I paid the execs at Fox $10 million to cancel some stupid show? What was it called again? Firefly?

edited 29th Sep '11 7:32:34 PM by Shadowbell

-So after I nationalized the entire countries supply of water. I sold it for a few billion to the neighboring country. Of course after this deal is done I plan on selling weaponry to my own people.

edited 29th Sep '11 11:23:39 PM by stevebat

I flip off a box of kittens.

Hey guys, wanna hear about a new game I invented? It's called 'Blunt Object Trauma.' All you need to play is something heavy and a puppy dog!

-tells about Nightmare's idea to his friend - with whom then steals it and ups the depravity factor ten times before testing it on a shy girl who's loved him for years and years and admired him as a hero-

Actually meant a girl who loved Nathaniel, although I ought to have made that clear. No intention to offend anyone. Understood, nonetheless.

edited 30th Sep '11 7:38:39 AM by NathanielTheSeeker

This game is a now a blip on the MODAR. Don't let it get personal or beyond PG tasteless.

And just like that, my plans for the destruction of the universe are shattered. Is there such thing as a PG Moral Event Horizon?

-Whistles playfully and skips around-

-People groan and moan in their shackles-

-Goes over to find a particular instrument of torture, goes over to quivering young boy-

Hey, hey! Don't be so scared! I ain't gonna hurt ya! I'm just gonna... play with ya.

-Whistles Singing In The Rain whilst slowly pulling out the boy's fingernails one by one-

Oh yes, I'm evil.

edited 30th Sep '11 7:43:47 PM by Prometheus136

-Writes the next Twilight sequel-

-Remakes the original Star Wars trilogy-

You Monster!

-Writes the sequel to My Immortal-

edited 30th Sep '11 8:07:52 PM by tropetown

-Bans tea-

-finds a little boy, crushes his legs with a mallet, drags him off to a dark alley then eats his eyes with a rusty fork before letting him bleed to death by tearing his already crushed legs off-

-develops a Planet Buster-

-Gets cut off in traffic-

-Rams other driver off a bridge-

edited 8th Nov '11 8:01:09 PM by Ghostninja109

-Kidnaps 10 children, ties them up, hangs them from the ceiling, and forces them to watch Manos The Hands Of Fate-

-Hands over the rights for an Alien remake over to Uwe Boll and Rob Zombie.-

Casts a spell which turns all video games into even more broken copies of Superman 64 For the Lulz.

Blows up zoo animals and dances with their remains.

-Cancels My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic-