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Midgetsnowman Since: Jan, 2010
#26: Sep 27th 2011 at 5:40:01 PM

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theyre only required to show up for mass essentially. so more like 2 hours a week. tops. I can assure you, I could easily commit a misdemeanor if the only punishment was ignoring a preacher for a couple hours.

edited 27th Sep '11 5:40:45 PM by Midgetsnowman

HeavyDDR Who's Vergo-san. from Central Texas Since: Jul, 2009
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#27: Sep 27th 2011 at 5:47:47 PM

No body's saying you couldn't, but it's still a better choice, at least in my opinion, than throwing everyone in prison or fining them, which only influences them to get into more trouble.

I'm pretty sure the concept of Law having limits was a translation error. -Wanderlustwarrior
USAF713 I changed accounts. from the United States Since: Sep, 2010
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#28: Sep 27th 2011 at 5:50:00 PM

I'm not worried about it. The separation of church and state zealots will have it struck down soon enough...

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Midgetsnowman Since: Jan, 2010
#29: Sep 27th 2011 at 5:50:26 PM

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I just think the better option would be community service for all misdemeanors

edited 27th Sep '11 5:50:35 PM by Midgetsnowman

joyflower Since: Dec, 1969
#30: Sep 27th 2011 at 5:52:56 PM

snowman@It would be punishment to send them to brimstone and fire preachers or you wouldn't want to do it because of your own bad memories.

edited 27th Sep '11 5:53:20 PM by joyflower

joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
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#31: Sep 27th 2011 at 6:04:07 PM

Providing they have secular options I'm okay with in.

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BlackHumor Unreliable Narrator from Zombie City Since: Jan, 2001
#32: Sep 27th 2011 at 7:30:27 PM

It's not unconstitutional because it's an option that the accused chooses, not one the judge imposes.

It is clearly and blatantly unconstitutional.

It fails all three prongs of the Lemon test, by my reckoning. Certainly it fails the second.

If the choice is "go to church or else we'll throw you in prison" it's pretty clear that it violates the Establishment Clause, right? The only reason it seems confusing is the extra crime you have to commit to be put in the situation in the first place.

I'm convinced that our modern day analogues to ancient scholars are comedians. -0dd1
joyflower Since: Dec, 1969
#33: Sep 27th 2011 at 7:32:18 PM

No one complains when many are converted to Islam in jail so why not people in jail espically those who have a Christian past have a chance to seek Jesus.

edited 27th Sep '11 7:32:46 PM by joyflower

BlackHumor Unreliable Narrator from Zombie City Since: Jan, 2001
#34: Sep 27th 2011 at 7:35:38 PM

The reason nobody has a problem with jailhouse conversions to Islam is because it's OTHER PRISONERS that convert prisoners to Islam.

I'm convinced that our modern day analogues to ancient scholars are comedians. -0dd1
RadicalTaoist scratching at .8, just hopin' from the #GUniverse Since: Jan, 2001
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#35: Sep 27th 2011 at 7:50:54 PM

Providing they have secular options I'm okay with in.
Correction: once the default alternative to jail is secular, with options for Christianity and other faiths, I'm okay with it.

Seriously, I'm cool with keeping minor offenders out of jail, conversion attempts aren't the way to go about it though. I would lol if the Alabama Freethought Association volunteered to "assist" the churches, asking for time with the convicts in exchange for supporting them against charges of First Amendment violation. It'd be a "balanced approach".[lol]

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BlixtySlycat |like a boss| from Driving the Rad Hazard Since: Aug, 2011
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#36: Sep 27th 2011 at 7:54:12 PM

I really just....

no words.

go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
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#37: Sep 27th 2011 at 7:57:00 PM

Seriously, just make the option for their selection of community service (real community service that interacts with the community, not just dropping them on 2 AM road cleaning), and include religious outlets for said along with everything else.

This isn't hard, Alabama.

Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
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#38: Sep 27th 2011 at 7:59:44 PM

They should try this in France.

Then they'll see real secularism at work.

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joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
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#39: Sep 27th 2011 at 8:13:50 PM

[up]Is that sarcasm?

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Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
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#40: Sep 27th 2011 at 8:17:31 PM

[up] "If you see a nation that is 75 percent christian, you will call it a Christian Nation. And if you see a nation that is 75 percent muslim, you will call it a Muslim nation. And if you see a nation that is 75 percent Secular, you will say 'Oh look, it's France.'"

Seriously though, this is a really stupid idea. While I would love to see criminals get the opportunity to go to church, there is no way of judging whether they are actually going to change or not. On top of that, just because someone becomes a christian doesn't mean that they give up sinning immediatly. Also there's that whole matter of being unconstitutional, and such.

Couldn't this really be exploited, easily?

Why don't we set up the "First International Church of Crime". This way, if anyone in Alabama gets convicted, we can take them in and plan are next big heist.

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Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
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#41: Sep 27th 2011 at 8:22:15 PM

Yeah I can see it being abused by people. "I just need to pretend to be faithful for 52 days? FUCK YEAH."

And this is why they should be forced to do backbreaking and soulbreaking amounts of community service along with going to church if they pick this option.

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abstractematics Since: May, 2011
#42: Sep 27th 2011 at 9:03:33 PM

I honestly do see this as a case of establishment. If there was a general program of alternative to jail with good behavior, which we already do (parole with probation), then that's workable.

If anything I blame the Founding Fathers, many Christians, being contradictory by insisting on an amendment providing no establishment while assuming that their faith will remain unopposed.

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PhilippeO Since: Oct, 2010
#43: Sep 27th 2011 at 9:39:49 PM

Well, the South always have a problem separating church and state.

This is not so bad. Read This : http://motherjones.com/politics/2011/07/burl-cain-angola-prison

Another former prisoner, John Thompson—who spent 14 years on death row at Angola before being exonerated by previously concealed evidence—told me that Cain runs Angola "with a Bible in one hand and a sword in the other." And when the chips are down, Thompson said, "he drops the Bible."

He alleged that Cain had TV screens outside his cell turned up full blast and tuned to Baptist Sunday services. Prison officials destroyed a plastic rosary sent to Leger from a nearby diocese. When Leger continued to file grievances requesting Mass, he was moved to a tier of ill-behaved inmates and finally put in the hole for 10 days. The ACLU also represented Norman Sanders (PDF), a member of a Mormon Bible study course, who was denied books from Brigham Young University and Deseret Book Direct, sources of Mormon publications.

An attorney representing another prisoner told me that the inmate had been disciplined because he had not bowed his head during prayer. The prisoner also alleged that inmates who don't participate in church services will have their privileges revoked, while those who attend will get "a day or two off from the field, a good meal, and other goodies" such as ice cream. (Some help themselves to further goodies: In a recent scandal, several inmate ministers were investigated for allegedly bribing guards to let them have sex with visitors who came for special banquets.)

Sakan4k from The Other Rainforest Since: Dec, 2010
#44: Sep 28th 2011 at 12:52:43 AM

-thread hop- Of course, only assuming you're Christian. I'm not sure I could do it. I hate lying about religious matters. Sooner jail than losing my integrity.

[down]QFT.

edited 28th Sep '11 1:08:40 AM by Sakan4k

sveni Since: Apr, 2011
#45: Sep 28th 2011 at 1:08:12 AM

I'd choose prison; going to a church every Sunday to listen to stuff that goes against my morals and worldview is painful.

thatguythere47 Since: Jul, 2010
#46: Sep 28th 2011 at 1:49:29 AM

Or we could just not throw people in prison for non-violent crimes. Just a thought.

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Mandemo Since: Apr, 2010
#47: Sep 28th 2011 at 1:57:08 AM

So did I get this right?

I rob a store. I get caught. I am allowed to choose between jail, community service or going once a week to church?

AKA I walk free as long I go to sleep in church every sunday.

What sort of insane breed of logic is that!?

Tiph Since: Aug, 2011
#48: Sep 28th 2011 at 2:03:16 AM

Non-violent offenders shouldn't have go to to jail.

What if the offender is a Seventh-Day Adventist, do they show up to church on a Sunday even if no one is really there? This is a pertinent question.

edited 28th Sep '11 2:08:00 AM by Tiph

RadicalTaoist scratching at .8, just hopin' from the #GUniverse Since: Jan, 2001
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#49: Sep 28th 2011 at 6:17:44 AM

Or we could just not throw people in prison for non-violent crimes. Just a thought.
Makes too much sense, not gonna happen in Alabama.

Share it so that people can get into this conversation, 'cause we're not the only ones who think like this.
Midgetsnowman Since: Jan, 2010
#50: Sep 28th 2011 at 6:20:41 AM

In the south the very notion of not throwing misdemeanor offenders into an electric chair wouldnt even occur to them.


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