o-o
Welp, I have now a reason to be emo.
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
o-o
Juan: It looks like you're a Communist traitor.
Would you like help?
- Here are the names of my co-conspirators.
- Just terminate me now.
This lacks the best part ("I! MUST! GO! DO! NICE! THINGS!"), but here:
All hail
C'mon, Juan, smile with me!!!
-Pulls out staple gun-
I'll put a smile on your face if I have to staple one on.
edited 27th Sep '11 1:05:59 AM by Malph
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
Secret Character
SO HAPPY, I'LL KILL FOR LOVE.
edited 27th Sep '11 1:00:51 AM by djmaca
...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
DUMB
Be polite. Be polite. Have a plan to be polite to everyone you meet.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
is happiness mandatory even if you're a slave?
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Das kann doch nicht sein!
I just leave this here.
 |
The Prodigal Returns
Counterattack time!
All happiness is false, the treacherous lies of a frail, panicked mind as it tries to comprehend the writhing loathsomeness of existence. All your loved ones will rot, are rotting already, and nothing you do will save them. All of your ancestors are screaming for your blood in whatever hell they are suffering in. All your fond memories will twist into more regrets, tormenting you as you slide into death's nothing. Soon the last of childhood's scales will fall from your eyes, and you will see your life and the world for what they truly are - joyless, colourless games where nobody wins and whoever loses, loses forever. There is no justice, there is no love, there is only the endless baying of hounds all laying claiming to their pound of flesh. And the fact is, even the most virtuous of us has accumulated an unpayable debt of sin and malice, so even the solace of self-pity is forbidden. Are you proud, vermin? Are you...happy?
(Fun fact: A history of depression means writing nihilistic gunk like this, even in jest comes really easy :D!)
edited 27th Sep '11 5:20:27 AM by DarkDecapodian
Aww, did I hurt your widdle fee-fees?
Anwalt der Verdammten
Agreed.
The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
HIP HOP HIPSTER
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
The Prodigal Returns
^ Well...that's pretty wonderful I guess.
Aww, did I hurt your widdle fee-fees?
HIP HOP HIPSTER
It is.
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
edited 27th Sep '11 7:38:13 AM by KSPAM
I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
Is that cake frosting?
Is quiet contentment acceptable?
I am not really a "spontaneously break into song and dance" kind of guy...
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
DO YOU L1K3 TR41NS >:]
I like smiling like a maniac because it makes me giggle. 
Indecisive pumpkin
I'M SO HAPPY I CAN BARELY BREATHE
‽‽‽‽ ^These are interrobangs. Love them. Learn them. Use them.
PARTY HARD!!!!
*
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
Kick you in the face with my HAPPINESS LEGS!
Happiness so overwhelming and irrepressible it strikes others with infectious irritation. How evil can happiness be? 
NINE OUT OF TEN PEOPLE LIKE SMILING. THE LAST ONE IS ON MY LIST.
"Steel wins battles. Gold wins wars."
Indecisive pumpkin
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
SMILE AT EVERYONE YOU MEET
IF THEY DON'T SMILE BACK
SHOOT THEM.