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Schitzo HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE from Akumajou Dracula Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: LA Woman, you're my woman
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#2: Sep 20th 2011 at 6:45:47 AM

... Interesting...

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Litis from Israel Since: Jul, 2009
#4: Sep 20th 2011 at 7:07:02 AM

Quick, get a video game reviewer to C&D him for infringing upon intellectual property.

There should be eye for a fucking eye.

edited 20th Sep '11 7:19:59 AM by Litis

Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
#5: Sep 20th 2011 at 7:11:10 AM

If this is true...wink

Then we are getting a comedy show![lol]

It will specialise in Narm for us to chew on!cool

edited 20th Sep '11 7:11:49 AM by Ailedhoo

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#7: Sep 20th 2011 at 7:21:34 AM

YOUR TEARING ME APART, ACTIVISION!!!!

Oh hai, Capcom, Cancelling more megaman related products today?

Watch Symphogear
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#8: Sep 20th 2011 at 9:17:00 AM

Where is Half Life 2 Episode 3? YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, VALVE!

Oh hai, Bungie. How's your sex life?

Seriously, why is this guy still striving for media attention? You'd think he would want to avoid it, seeing as what his other movies have become. And he even uses John Shulz, his pen-name, to direct more movies today, thus netting him less notoriety! Why is he doing this?

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dmysta3000 Since: Apr, 2009
#10: Sep 22nd 2011 at 1:42:11 PM

O_O

......okay...

.....here's my reaction to this news

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#11: Sep 22nd 2011 at 1:50:35 PM

Wha... what?

This more or less cements his status as a Cloud Cuckoo Lander.

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#14: Sep 22nd 2011 at 2:36:50 PM

We should get TGWTG to form a coalition with Rifftrax to TEAR THIS APART.

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ABRICK Hiding a box of scraps from IN A CAVE! Since: Jul, 2010
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#15: Sep 22nd 2011 at 2:41:26 PM

Tommy Vs Tam-Tam: Who would win?

Seriously, we need him to play the DMC reboot when it's out.

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#16: Sep 22nd 2011 at 4:06:14 PM

Oh hai Bethesda, how many Voice Actors will you contract for your next game?

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#18: Sep 22nd 2011 at 4:54:27 PM

Oh god dmysta, I've never laughed for so hard in my life.

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Vox Since: Dec, 2010
#19: Sep 22nd 2011 at 4:59:01 PM

Am I the only one who thinks this might actually be good? The man's comedic gold!

SoberIrishman Since: Oct, 2010
#20: Sep 23rd 2011 at 2:26:21 PM

Yeah, he seems like a pretty cool guy, too. He was quickly realized his status as a silly goose, and embraced it.

But apparently that homeless documentary thing he did was unironically good, so who knows?

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#21: Sep 23rd 2011 at 2:29:14 PM

It's all a revenge plot. He's going to pretend to be an internet critic for a few months before asking if Nostalgia Critic and a few others who made fun of The Room would like to get together to do a joint review of something. Then, for those sorry fools who accept, it's off to Wiseau's Jigsaw-style torture dungeon.

edited 23rd Sep '11 2:30:39 PM by Rotpar

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Pyroninja42 Forum Villain from the War Room Since: Jan, 2011
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#22: Sep 23rd 2011 at 2:31:28 PM

No, he just brings on Uwe Boll as a "guest" for his critics all together.

It shall be called the Great Wiseau-down. In which Uwe Boll boxes the shit out of and inadvertantly murders all of his critics.

They shall be mourned! I'm mourning them alr- -stalker bolted-

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#23: Sep 24th 2011 at 4:37:01 PM

Can't be any worse than the Irate Gamer.

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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#24: Sep 24th 2011 at 5:45:34 PM

I guess you could say he'll be a Wiseau-ass when reviewing? Alright, that was a bad pun.

Hell, this might be hilarious.

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#25: Sep 24th 2011 at 9:09:05 PM

Tommy Wiseau's voice is a crowning moment of funny by itself. This is bound to be awesome.

And if it's unironically good, hey, I won't complain.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada

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