ITT: Confess your deepest, darkest secrets

I had a very, very big crush on my cousin when my hormones kicked in at around 12-13. He was my cousin by marriage(and the marriage that made us cousins ended), so we were never blood related...but it's still something I keep a secret.

I'm gay.

Yeah a secret is something people keep private until they confess.

Everyone and their mother knows you take it up the ass, so it doesn't count.

I'm white.
Shocking, I know.

The thing about secrets.

Once you share them, they aren't secrets anymore -_-

Exactly. This like a confessional. That the public can see.

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Sorry, that's stupid then. I'll pass.

I'm Usht.

I'm Counterclock.

She's my daughter! -slap- She's my sister! -slap- She's my daughter AND my sister! -slap-

I've had recurrent thoughts of suicide.

Wouldn't have guessed, Rocket. You're not alone.

Thank you for using the thread the way it was meant to be used. It's just supposed to be a thread to get stuff off your chest when you don't want to get into a big discussion about it.

I stole a candy bar when I was six.

never told anyone, got away with it completely.

Oh I thought this thread was stupid?

This thread is stupid.

Waiting in line is stupid.

Eating anything but nutritious food is stupid.

>Like I care.

If I was a praying man, Rocket, my prayers would be with you.

Sorry for the cliche, but there's not much that can be said.

@Alex. I would say you should confess something...

But I already know how dirty a man you are, so you don't need to confess anything.

The look on your face says everything!

@OP: I also had a crush on my 5th cousin. Okay, so he's barely related to me, but we're close enough that we're like 1st cousins.

@Alex: Oh, but your nonexistent prayers aren't with me? I see how it is.

@Clocky: Alright, why don't you confess my secrets, eh?

@Moony: Dangnabbit you selfish bitch, you have my goddamn sword. I'm Aragorning for your bitch ass and you want my prayers? I mean, the Emperor protects, but another swordsman never hurt anyone, right?

Right.

Alright then. That's much better.

Aww, thanks guys. ^_^

I've spent time wishing Gentleman Thief were a viable career path.

I eat when I'm upset. I'm upset most of the time, but I keep it quiet by not really leaving my room when I'm home so no one sees the general sadness setting in on my face.