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YonTroper Since: Aug, 2009
#27: Sep 5th 2011 at 8:40:15 AM

-puts a pile of documents outlawing this in the paper shredder-

Crooked & Bottomfeeder Law Associates: Helping the Troper Party circumvent the law since 12 posts ago! Now, on to suing all of Fast Eddie's opponents...

Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
YonTroper Since: Aug, 2009
#29: Sep 5th 2011 at 8:47:31 AM

I'll sue you for that!

-puts documents that outlaw suing the Peon Labour Union in the shredder-

Ahem... where were we? Ah, yes. As the Troper Party's "legal" representative, I have quite a tasty settlement for a certain Sean Murray I. It has come to our attention that he did not enclose his shoe size on his tax return forms in 1996 -hands over a hastily crayon-written document saying so-, and as such, we can sue him for not less than $22,000,000,000 and a nuclear attack on his property. What d'you say?

Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
#30: Sep 5th 2011 at 8:49:06 AM

This is disgraful! We will forge a Socialist party and place a rival for Fast Eddy.

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#31: Sep 5th 2011 at 8:51:12 AM

Ths Troper Party is issuing a statement to Ailedhoo about his sudden addiction with peons.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
#32: Sep 5th 2011 at 8:54:12 AM

Then I will declare my opposition to the Tropian Party, forging the Socialist Liberation Party of Tropia (SLPT) against thee...

...and Balrog from Cave Story will be president till another troper is willing to stand... HUZZAH!

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#33: Sep 5th 2011 at 9:24:37 AM

Sounds like a plan.

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#35: Sep 5th 2011 at 9:27:08 AM

The White House would need a ceiling repair squad or something appropriately outrageous.

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
#36: Sep 5th 2011 at 9:27:49 AM

Yep. Thankfully the peons can do that and set up defences incase the United Kingdom invades.

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#37: Sep 5th 2011 at 9:38:11 AM

Lo, more opposition?!

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
#38: Sep 5th 2011 at 9:40:14 AM

We of the SLPT oppose your corperate position. We feel that only with socialist laws can the USA be saved from its current problems... right Balrog?

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#39: Sep 5th 2011 at 9:43:35 AM

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#40: Sep 5th 2011 at 2:30:27 PM

Okay then...

If anyone wants to stay with the Troper party, say, "Aye".

If anyone wants to be with the Totalitarian Dictatorship Party, say, 'I hate America'.

If anyone wants to be wit the SLPT, say "Code Geass sure was boring".

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#41: Sep 5th 2011 at 2:34:12 PM

I support the Anarchy Party!

We have very few members, as anarchists refuse to join us.

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#42: Sep 5th 2011 at 2:35:27 PM

As it should be. AYE!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#44: Sep 5th 2011 at 4:45:22 PM

Well, this won't do. We'll have to kill you all I MEAN fight you all legally.

edited 5th Sep '11 4:45:38 PM by blackadder98

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
YonTroper Since: Aug, 2009
#45: Sep 6th 2011 at 3:19:17 AM

Aye! Oh, and I'm with you on this, ALL WHO OPPOSE THE FAST REGIME MUST DIE!

Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#46: Sep 6th 2011 at 3:22:58 AM

Aye, let just say my contributor is "intrigued" with the indentured extra-terrestrials. We like to fund the campaign.

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#47: Sep 6th 2011 at 6:14:50 AM

Aye... think we need a vice president!

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#48: Sep 6th 2011 at 6:19:49 AM

[up] It's Trope-tan... If anyone doesn't like that decision, they could vouch for running mate.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#49: Sep 6th 2011 at 6:22:40 AM

Of course, this being TV Tropes, people will immediately start shipping them.

Perhaps we should have him have a guy as his running mate...

(beat)

That would be even worse, wouldn't it?

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#50: Sep 6th 2011 at 6:27:12 AM

Yes. Yes it would.

edited 6th Sep '11 6:32:56 AM by blackadder98

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.

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