What is the most efficient way to kill someone ... :

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76 Aqueos24th Mar 2012 04:48:29 PM from Orange County California , Relationship Status: Californicating
Well if you want them dead and practicality is no huge object, just go for a coup de grace beheading.

Impractical, but then they are 100% dead instantly.
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77 LastHussar24th Mar 2012 04:51:25 PM from the place is here.
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Global Thermo-Nuclear Warfare.

Unless the target is a cockroach.
Do the job in front of you.
To Aprilla, I think it my friend really meant it as breaking the trachea with a knife-hand strike in my opinion, karate chop in the throat just sounds funnier and it's close enough. She also mentionned kicks in the balls, but noted that it's only lethal if you hit very hard.
79 Mr.Cales26th Mar 2012 11:28:10 PM from Misty Mountains
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Assuming "fastest", you're looking at either throat-slitting with a knife (since that makes the person too busy choking to death to bother fighting you) or anything involving head wounds. If you have a hammer, pounding someone's head to pulp is difficult, but if you hit them hard enough the first time they pretty much stop, and so you can finish them off. (Note that this requires a good solid blow or a big hammer, preferably both; a sledge will stop someone dead, but a hand-held hammer might not work quite so well).

Or, you can slam a knife through their eye. That'll take them out pretty much instantly if the knife's long enough and actually goes through to their brain. But that's a bit... unlikely to happen.
80 Kino27th Mar 2012 05:29:09 PM , Relationship Status: Californicating
Bullet to the head; simple, quick, and efficient.
81 MajorTom27th Mar 2012 05:52:49 PM , Relationship Status: Barbecuing
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^ People have survived cannon fire to the head before.

No really, one guy in the ANA took a 20mm round to the brainpan and lived.

edited 27th Mar '12 5:53:03 PM by MajorTom

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82 Kino27th Mar 2012 05:54:48 PM , Relationship Status: Californicating
Lucky for us, those people are part of a very small, and very lucky minority.
83 Mr.Cales27th Mar 2012 07:15:55 PM from Misty Mountains
One of the Nine
Yeah, generally you don't need to worry about those guys...

But the guy did say "without a gun"; I'd assume cannons count. If they don't, of course... ...
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Technically, 'gun' refers only to a specific type of artillery that attempts to destroy its target with direct fire by the momentum of the round; by that definition, the most efficient way to kill someone is "have a pistol; target center of mass; fire multiple times". I'm assuming they meant the more general vernacular usage of 'firearm'. tongue
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85 Mr.Cales27th Mar 2012 10:30:30 PM from Misty Mountains
One of the Nine
Wait, query. Most efficient way... hmm. Wouldn't that be a headshot? The center of mass is certainly the easiest way to kill someone with high efficency, but it is not the optimal route. It is the optimal route that most people could do, but that doesn't mean it's completely optimal.

Though I agree that on pure "actually doing it" terms, that one wins. Someone with higher capabilities has other choices.
86 Olivetree4th Apr 2012 05:34:05 AM from A silly little Island off the coast of an island , Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
As Aqueos said, a simple beheading would do the trick, If you want the beheading to be Efficient however, You'd probably want to go the way of the Guillotine if you have access to one, since with the standard choppy choppy with an axe on a stump, or the choppy choppy you're knelt down and I chop with my sword at your neck, sometimes the head doesn't come off completely in one go. Of course you could just hang them, if you have preparation, good mathematical skills, a good hanging would break their neck, a fast and semi-efficient kill. Semi because, well, you need to prepare a gallows and such.
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87 DemoralizedAnt4th Apr 2012 05:46:38 AM from Chairman Cheng's broom closet
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When I think of something that can kill quickly, the first thing that comes to mind is deadly neurotoxin. Preferably the kind GLaDOS used.

She preferred to use a gaseous neurotoxin that could kill a man quickly and painfully.

But really, I'm sure that a deadly neurotoxin or some other poison could kill quickly if it was injected directly into a sensitive spot, like the spine, or inhaled in large amounts in the case of poison gas.
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88 joeyjojo4th Apr 2012 06:14:47 AM from South Sydney: go the bunnies!
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Or just running them over with a car. Remember K.I.S.S. people.
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89 FergardStratoavis5th Apr 2012 10:15:08 AM from The Empty Lot , Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
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If we're taking quality over quantity, there's no need to rush. Apply some poison, watch from the safe distance as your victim coughs up his or her lungs.

If we want something flashy, yet extremely effective, The Ark Of The Covenant is a perfect tool.

If we want to be absolutely sure that our victim will die, separate their head from rest of their body, eventually remove their heart. Unless they have some super regeneration powers or just No-Sell such a trick, it should do fine.
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90 gameknight102xx11th Apr 2012 12:25:12 AM from Wherever People Are , Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
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Snapping a neck so it contorts the brain stem. About as clean and practical as you cn get. If your character doesn't have Super Strength, then an instant kill poison or an icepick to the neck is also fine.

edited 11th Apr '12 12:26:40 AM by gameknight102xx


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