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Aqueos Nova here from Los Angeles Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Californicating
#76: Mar 24th 2012 at 4:48:29 PM

Well if you want them dead and practicality is no huge object, just go for a coup de grace beheading.

Impractical, but then they are 100% dead instantly.

Bet you didn't see that coming
LastHussar The time is now, from the place is here. Since: Jul, 2009
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#77: Mar 24th 2012 at 4:51:25 PM

Global Thermo-Nuclear Warfare.

Unless the target is a cockroach.

Do the job in front of you.
SamuiKizu Since: Mar, 2012
#78: Mar 25th 2012 at 9:01:58 PM

To Aprilla, I think it my friend really meant it as breaking the trachea with a knife-hand strike in my opinion, karate chop in the throat just sounds funnier and it's close enough. She also mentionned kicks in the balls, but noted that it's only lethal if you hit very hard.

Mr.Cales Since: Oct, 2009
#79: Mar 26th 2012 at 11:28:10 PM

Assuming "fastest", you're looking at either throat-slitting with a knife (since that makes the person too busy choking to death to bother fighting you) or anything involving head wounds. If you have a hammer, pounding someone's head to pulp is difficult, but if you hit them hard enough the first time they pretty much stop, and so you can finish them off. (Note that this requires a good solid blow or a big hammer, preferably both; a sledge will stop someone dead, but a hand-held hammer might not work quite so well).

Or, you can slam a knife through their eye. That'll take them out pretty much instantly if the knife's long enough and actually goes through to their brain. But that's a bit... unlikely to happen.

Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#80: Mar 27th 2012 at 5:29:09 PM

Bullet to the head; simple, quick, and efficient.

MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#81: Mar 27th 2012 at 5:52:49 PM

^ People have survived cannon fire to the head before.

No really, one guy in the ANA took a 20mm round to the brainpan and lived.

edited 27th Mar '12 5:53:03 PM by MajorTom

Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#82: Mar 27th 2012 at 5:54:48 PM

Lucky for us, those people are part of a very small, and very lucky minority.

Mr.Cales Since: Oct, 2009
#83: Mar 27th 2012 at 7:15:55 PM

Yeah, generally you don't need to worry about those guys...

But the guy did say "without a gun"; I'd assume cannons count. If they don't, of course... ...

alethiophile Shadowed Philosopher from Ëa Since: Nov, 2009
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#84: Mar 27th 2012 at 8:06:19 PM

Technically, 'gun' refers only to a specific type of artillery that attempts to destroy its target with direct fire by the momentum of the round; by that definition, the most efficient way to kill someone is "have a pistol; target center of mass; fire multiple times". I'm assuming they meant the more general vernacular usage of 'firearm'. tongue

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Mr.Cales Since: Oct, 2009
#85: Mar 27th 2012 at 10:30:30 PM

Wait, query. Most efficient way... hmm. Wouldn't that be a headshot? The center of mass is certainly the easiest way to kill someone with high efficency, but it is not the optimal route. It is the optimal route that most people could do, but that doesn't mean it's completely optimal.

Though I agree that on pure "actually doing it" terms, that one wins. Someone with higher capabilities has other choices.

Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#86: Apr 4th 2012 at 5:34:05 AM

As Aqueos said, a simple beheading would do the trick, If you want the beheading to be Efficient however, You'd probably want to go the way of the Guillotine if you have access to one, since with the standard choppy choppy with an axe on a stump, or the choppy choppy you're knelt down and I chop with my sword at your neck, sometimes the head doesn't come off completely in one go. Of course you could just hang them, if you have preparation, good mathematical skills, a good hanging would break their neck, a fast and semi-efficient kill. Semi because, well, you need to prepare a gallows and such.

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DemoralizedAnt Book Fort is Best Fort from Chairman Cheng's broom closet Since: Jun, 2011
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#87: Apr 4th 2012 at 5:46:38 AM

When I think of something that can kill quickly, the first thing that comes to mind is deadly neurotoxin. Preferably the kind GLaDOS used.

She preferred to use a gaseous neurotoxin that could kill a man quickly and painfully.

But really, I'm sure that a deadly neurotoxin or some other poison could kill quickly if it was injected directly into a sensitive spot, like the spine, or inhaled in large amounts in the case of poison gas.

Okay, fine! I'm going to do something I'm sort of good at!
joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
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#88: Apr 4th 2012 at 6:14:47 AM

Or just running them over with a car. Remember K.I.S.S. people.

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#89: Apr 5th 2012 at 10:15:08 AM

If we're taking quality over quantity, there's no need to rush. Apply some poison, watch from the safe distance as your victim coughs up his or her lungs.

If we want something flashy, yet extremely effective, The Ark Of The Covenant is a perfect tool.

If we want to be absolutely sure that our victim will die, separate their head from rest of their body, eventually remove their heart. Unless they have some super regeneration powers or just No-Sell such a trick, it should do fine.

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gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#90: Apr 11th 2012 at 12:25:12 AM

Snapping a neck so it contorts the brain stem. About as clean and practical as you cn get. If your character doesn't have Super Strength, then an instant kill poison or an icepick to the neck is also fine.

edited 11th Apr '12 12:26:40 AM by gameknight102xx

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