You get lemons. Incendiary lemons. With which to burn life's house down.
I insert a small effigy of Gabe Newell.
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...You get a terrible online game store.
I insert a vintage guitar.
you get a guitar pick with the exact same mass as the guitar
in goes the script to the sideways house sketch
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!You get said sideways house.
I drill a hole into the machine.
edited 5th Aug '15 9:37:46 PM by TroperNo9001
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"You fall unconscious because nobody can find out how it works. NOBODY
I insert a loaf of bread.
You get a toaster that toasts toast. There is no toast, though.
I insert toast.
You get burnt toast. Sorry!
I insert a bowler hat, umbrella, a suit, and of course a bit of British class.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."You get a clone of Winston Chruchill. Of course, he's not an adult yet.
I insert a length of string.
edited 6th Aug '15 12:36:23 AM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.You get invisible red string.
I insert an adorable infant no more than three months of age.
He gets aged up into a school child.
I insert a crowbar.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"You get a crow and and empty candy bar wrapper. The crow ate it, apparently.
I insert an empty candy bar wrapper.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.You get a Golden Ticket, which entitles you to a special tour of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, which is still fictional.
I insert an Oompa-Loompa.
You get Willy Wonka himself.
I insert a DVD copy of Wreck It Ralph.
The machine glitches it up. Is that a good thing?
I insert some shredded paper.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"You get a sheet of paper.
I insert Patrick Macnee, a bowler hat, and a umbrella.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Bumped to remind people that this thread still exists.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"You get Colin Baker.
I insert a burning witch.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.You get a burning wizard!
I insert a gold coin.
GIVE ME YOUR FACEyou get five gold coins! which are each worth a fith of the original coin's monetary value.
i insert a tachi
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!You get a katana.
I insert Sun Ra.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.You get an Egyptian sun god.
I cry waterfalls into the machine.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Lava comes pouring out of the machine.
I insert a bunch of textbooks.
You get an encyclopedia on CD-ROM.
I insert a vial of Blair's 16 Million reserve hot sauce.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"You get a bottle of Mike Nelson's extra bold RICOCHEEEEET Bar-B-Q Sauce.
I insert a rain cloud.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Out comes popcorn! Not bad at all!
I shall insert... lemonade!
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