The hero then buys a new drink for the person who spilt theirs.
Am I a good man or a bad man?He then helps an old lady cross a street.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.He then keeps someone from falling over.
The hero then warns the man about the safety of stairs and he never falls down again accidentally.
Soul is ugly.He then gives directions to confused travelers.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanHe helps a man change his flat tire.
The hero buys said man another spare tire.
edited 9th Sep '11 8:38:04 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.The Hero then gives a homeless man $20(or whatever its equivalent is wherever you live).
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanHe then lets him live in his house and pays his rent. They become Heterosexual Life-Partners, and he will later become his sidekick.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.The hero prevents a mugging.
Am I a good man or a bad man?The hero help the authorities identify the mugger.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?When the mugger gets away with it thanks to some loopholes, the hero pays a victim his due pain debts instead and directs him to buy a great house. He then seeks out the mugger, offers him a lemonade, then takes him with him to a hotel where he(prepared with some aikido just in case) gets the mugger to listen to a recorded meditation session, after which he tells him alternative solutions that would pay him off better and with less trouble.
As the mugger laughs off the hero's words, the hero shrugs and states that the mugger's lack of conscience is outside his control and that the mugger can choose to live his life like before - although later someone not as charitable would have no hesitation doing what most secretly dream of doing to the likes of him. All the while the hero speedily confiscates the mugger's weapons and warns as many as he can so the mugger will pose as little threat as possible(and no one will swallow his false confessions).
The hero returns to the recovering victim to make sure everything's going well and offers a tasty dinner at a local steakhouse.
At the steakhouse, the hero graciously cuts the meat for the victim, who suffers from a deficiency of gross motor skills, and serves it to them.
edited 30th Sep '11 5:07:03 PM by WertyYertrew
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.He then uses x-ray vision to ensure that all the patrons at the steakhouse don't choke and die from eating delicious steak.
At the end of the game, both the king and pawn go back in the same box.He then stops one man from smoking, telling him it would kill him some day.
After that, he takes to the skies! Is he leaving our poor citizens of Blandville to fend for themselves? No?....No. NO. He only took flight to stop a blimp from crashing into a baseball stadium.
At the end of the game, both the king and pawn go back in the same box.The hero then flies a young cancer patient to the stadium so they can have their baseball card signed by their favourite player.
Am I a good man or a bad man?After that, he cures the patient's cancer.
He is then bitten by a radioactive doorstop...
edited 23rd Jan '13 9:25:05 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!...and he gains the power of shapeshifting.
Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.
[ Opposite idea of the make a villain game. Take a character who starts off committing small deeds of good and then gradually build him into the biggest damn hero ever.
Our hero starts by sheltering an ants nest from a dam burst spilt cup of lemonade with his mighty foot.
edited 1st Aug '11 12:23:11 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.