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ABRICK Hiding a box of scraps from IN A CAVE! Since: Jul, 2010
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#1: Jul 31st 2011 at 5:24:14 AM

http://www.necrostorm.com/games/deathcargo/deathcargo.html

So this Mortal Kombat clone is supposedly releasing a demo tomorrow. Who here thinks it's fake, and who here thinks it would be awesome if it was real?

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ActuallyComma I am making sense! from a mysterious place Since: Feb, 2011
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#2: Jul 31st 2011 at 5:54:33 AM

Even if it's not a hoax I kinda doubt they can deliver on what they've promised. Try not to be too disappointed tomorrow.

But the game they're promising does look pretty awesome! And the music rocks.

EDIT, lol (info from their youtube channel):

THE NECROSTORM'S STAFF WANT TO INFORM YOU, THERE WILL BE LITTLE DELAY OF ONLY 3 DAY FOR THE DEMO RELEASE The staff will release this demo ONLY to -show the game is REAL and actually in development - show you the hi-res graphic at his REAL frame-rat (not ruined like these videos by the youtube's compressor) So it will available only Plasma in this first demo.

But don't worry, after the demo release we will post (step by step) every character's gameplay videos. And maybe even a second demo with more characters.

edited 31st Jul '11 6:21:54 AM by ActuallyComma

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Seamus Another Perfect Day from the Quantum Savanna Since: Jul, 2009
Vertigo_High Touch The Sky Since: May, 2010
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#4: Jul 31st 2011 at 2:56:55 PM

They're Italian aren't they?

ABRICK Hiding a box of scraps from IN A CAVE! Since: Jul, 2010
Hiding a box of scraps
#5: Jul 31st 2011 at 3:18:04 PM

Their website for their company is in italian, so yeah.

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Thorn14 Gunpla is amazing! Since: Aug, 2010
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#6: Jul 31st 2011 at 3:42:41 PM

I watched the fatalities and was unimpressed completely. I thought it was going to be So Bad, It's Good but it was just...meh.

And its either have amazing graphics or its fake.

ABRICK Hiding a box of scraps from IN A CAVE! Since: Jul, 2010
Hiding a box of scraps
#7: Aug 4th 2011 at 8:13:41 AM

Well, the website has been updated today, and apparently the first demo will be out 10PM in italy, and a second demo is "coming soon".

Guess it wasn't so fake after all.

A good writer puts in a lot of details in there story. But a great one gets a story from a single detail.
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
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#8: Aug 4th 2011 at 8:35:37 AM

What the fuck is this shit. It looks like a dog chewed it and then shat it into a thresher.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Durazno Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#9: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:44:45 PM

I have to admit, I sort of like the Excuse Plot. The idea of an entire world devoted to the construction of terrible weapons, lost to the rest of the galaxy and shrouded in legend, is kind of cool.

ActuallyComma I am making sense! from a mysterious place Since: Feb, 2011
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#10: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:59:05 PM

Demo delayed again, with no date given. LOLOLOLOL

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ABRICK Hiding a box of scraps from IN A CAVE! Since: Jul, 2010
Hiding a box of scraps
#11: Aug 8th 2011 at 9:57:11 AM

A demo is up now, but only one character is playable.

...And the download link goes to megaupload. KEEP IT CLASSY NECROSTORM.

However, according to user comments on necrostorm's youtube channel, it is legit, but you have to remove your cookies first for some reason. Odd.

So, who's willing to test it?

A good writer puts in a lot of details in there story. But a great one gets a story from a single detail.
ActuallyComma I am making sense! from a mysterious place Since: Feb, 2011
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#12: Aug 8th 2011 at 10:28:48 AM

Remove cookies? That makes no sense.

But the link works fine, and the demo is real.

Go forth

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Vertigo_High Touch The Sky Since: May, 2010
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ActuallyComma I am making sense! from a mysterious place Since: Feb, 2011
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#14: Aug 8th 2011 at 12:23:57 PM

Slow, underwater feeling. Obscene load times. Small moveset. It does look pretty.

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ABRICK Hiding a box of scraps from IN A CAVE! Since: Jul, 2010
Hiding a box of scraps
#15: Aug 8th 2011 at 2:11:31 PM

For those who can't get it, here's a video of the gameplay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftzZ6uMuWNY

...Yeah, it looked better in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M5mcuHuiIE

But I guess they might have a better computer.

A good writer puts in a lot of details in there story. But a great one gets a story from a single detail.
Scarecrow22 Since: Nov, 2011
#16: Dec 1st 2011 at 12:41:47 PM

The game is almost ready, check it!

And already I see tropes!

ActuallyComma I am making sense! from a mysterious place Since: Feb, 2011
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#17: Dec 1st 2011 at 3:18:15 PM

Game was supposed to ship before Christmas and they haven't released the first 'official' demo. The pre-alpha demo they did release was barely playable. They keep revealing characters and music and promising more features, but never show any more gameplay. They've blocked comments on their Youtube channel, they stopped posting news and updates on their messageboard, and they appear to be praising and hyping their own products with sockpuppet accounts.

Guys, they ain't never gonna finish this. They did all this filming and created all this music and meanwhile assumed that the whole 'programming' aspect would be the easy part.

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NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
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#18: Dec 2nd 2011 at 11:39:26 AM

[up] Congratulations Captain Obvious. Like I said, it looks like dog shit that got run over by a tractor.

edited 2nd Dec '11 11:40:06 AM by NotSoBadassLongcoat

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VertigoHigh Since: Sep, 2010
#19: Dec 2nd 2011 at 1:33:16 PM

[up]That was kind of rude.

Shame this ends up a letdown.

ActuallyComma I am making sense! from a mysterious place Since: Feb, 2011
I am making sense!
#20: Dec 2nd 2011 at 1:48:13 PM

[up][up]Pfft more like your post looks like dog shit that got run over by a tractor, so how do you like that huh? PROBABLY NOT VERY MUCH

Point is it wasn't a hoax after all, devs just bit off way way more than they can chew.

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Scarecrow22 Since: Nov, 2011
#21: Feb 6th 2012 at 12:34:08 PM

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Vertigo_High Touch The Sky Since: May, 2010
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#22: May 8th 2014 at 5:01:05 PM

MASSIVE NECRO

So Death Cargo was finally released...woooooo boy.

Like I'm just finding out about this but SRK is EXPLODING and Kotaku is even getting their slimy mitts in this thing. Why you may ask? Because apparently the game ended up a massive scam and DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!!!!

Okay so first of all, there's no digital version of the game, DVD only, and it costs $35.00 + shipping with a 3-27 day delivery time. Eventually guys in SRK and Test Your Might started calling BS and decided to confront developers Necrostorm about it. Every guy who claims to have the game has yet to post any footage and it's really raising a stink. I have few details since I just found out like 20 minutes ago but it's been happening all week.

This is pretty hilarious and one of the best scandals in the FGC in a while.

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
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#23: May 8th 2014 at 6:49:08 PM

Somehow, I'm not surprised. There's no chance in hell they could have lived up to their "hype."

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Thorn14 Gunpla is amazing! Since: Aug, 2010
Gunpla is amazing!
#24: May 8th 2014 at 10:42:56 PM

I...people thought it was real?

Like...seriously?

I thought it was a massive joke the moment I heard about it.

Maybe because of the absolutely hilariously bad viral marketing on /v/.

Bobinator Keeper of the 90's Since: Feb, 2013
Keeper of the 90's
#25: May 9th 2014 at 8:25:36 AM

To be fair, there WAS a playable demo with one character in it.

I'm just wondering why they'd even put in that level of effort if they weren't actually going to, you know, release a product. I mean, even something like War Z, you know, exists.

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