Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
It's more or less the inverse of ITT: Chandler's Law
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
....With a thread title like that, you know what some tropers were bound to think
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
...owow.
Also, abstractematics, I only have poor eyesight because you're too stupid to buy lamps for the library! Sure, it helps preserve the books, but we're both freaking blind because of it.
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
...
Who the... NO. IT CANNOT BE!
But I threw your body in the lake as per the poetry I wrote!
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
YOUWAITWHAT?
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Yeah...
I'm hiding in the shadows,
Waiting in the dark,
Driving blades through your heart,
Dragging body to my car,
Drive down to the waterside,
No-one knows or cares who you are.
Why would we need lamps in a library?
Just turn on the lights and look out the window!
Now using Trivialis handle.
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
Killed me, is that what you just said?
For fools who try oft end up dead.
Don't even attempt to ambush me,
For I doubt you'll so readily pay the fee.
Stand before me as you draw that knife,
And be prepared to lose your life.
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Lights? You had them all taken out, because, apparently, "Voile doesn't get a budget from Remilia, and lamps cost money", you cheap ass. Also, for the windows...
"No, Koakuma, we shouldn't clean them. Dirty windows are scarier." Yeah. And, you know, really bad windows.
edited 27th Jul '11 12:26:28 AM by RenaTheArchmage
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Stop reading off poetry books and help me make sense of this situation* !!!
Now using Trivialis handle.
Honey, dear, do not fear,
For I am a poet,
Songseamster,
I must have to say,
This is a predicament today,
But it is true that we must try,
For we can only fight or fly.
Who's coming? What do we do? I'm so confused!
Now using Trivialis handle.
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
The red-white is coming,
The black-white is coming!
Can you not hear their auras humming?
So ready for battle,
Lock up your doors,
Board up Voile with two-by-fours!
Man the defenses,
Cut 'em down to size,
Don't cast 'till you see the whites of their eyes!
The red-white,
The black-white,
And that Satsuki Rin!
Once they beat Meiling,
The battle begins!
??
What are you reading, The Canterbury Tales?? Put that down and help me identify the person!!
Now using Trivialis handle.
Dude, we're just poets.
Little bards,
Writing and singing.
We do not exist.
We are your imagination.
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
I shall stop at once,
So don't worry, you dunce.
The person is simple, I really must say,
That stupid Reimu, that Hakurei!
And yes, I'm reading the Canterbury Tales,
In this mystical land devoid of males.
You should try it some time, you asthmatic hag,
After you hyperventilate into a brown bag.
You still have not explained what we are supposed to do about this situation!!
Are you a loyalist or a patriot!!
Now using Trivialis handle.
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
I'm patriotically loyal.
In my defense of this library.
Causing a fire hazard is not a defense of this place! You are in fact trying to destroy this heart of intellectual growth!
You're a saboteur. Saboteur!!!
*
edited 27th Jul '11 12:53:37 AM by abstractematics
Now using Trivialis handle.
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
P-P-PATCHOULI! WHERE'D YOU GO?
MONSTER! WHAT'D YOU DO WITH PATCHOULI?
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
I stuck it in a pretty bowl and sniffed it.
Who is Patchouli?? You call me stupid, then now change the topic? Stop dodging my question! You want to talk, talk to me!
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
Sakan... Patchouli... Then not Patchouli... then...
<Mind explodes>
SAKI MORIMI! THAT'S YOUR NAME!
edited 27th Jul '11 1:01:40 AM by RenaTheArchmage
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
I think this whole thing is just a conspiracy you perpetrated to bring down this whole place. Just so that you can bring us down!!!
Now using Trivialis handle.
Quickly, defend yourselves!
<Barricades Voile>
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.