What was the worst non-violent thing you did? I stole my friends wife.

Many games encourage you to act as an evil dick. Especially games with morality systems...of course, those games always implement sloppily. You either donate your life's savings to build a puppy orphanage, or you sodomize babies in front of their parents until they die.

One thing I noticed is...in most games, when you do something bad, it's almost always something over the top evil...and often very violent.

So this thread is dedicated to the worst things you've ever done in a game that doesn't involve killing/maiming others in the game.

For Me, I seduced my friend's wife and took her from him during their wedding.

Rune Factory does not have any morality system or anything...but the option to do something like this is by far the evilest thing I've ever done in a video game...outside of committing genocides.

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PS - Griefing doesn't count! So no, stealing another's loot does not apply to this thread.

edited 20th Jul '11 10:51:54 PM by Signed

"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."

Well there was the time I-oh wait, exluding killing and maiming? Oh hell..

I guess it was the time I left Roman with his kidnappers and went on a date with my girlfriend instead.

...Most of the cruel things I do come from violence, so yeah. Remove that and I'm basically Paragon Shepard all the time.

edited 20th Jul '11 10:56:05 PM by Legionnaire

Against all tyrants.

Well, it's violent, but technically, I endangered the lives of countless cops and civilians.

edited 20th Jul '11 10:58:30 PM by RocketDude

"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel

Mask Of The Betrayer.

In Fallout 2, you can (and I did...) force your wife to act as a "fluffer" on the set of a porn movie... for like five bucks.

Except [condescending response follows]. Because [sarcasm here]. You do understand [snark], right? POTHOLE TO SARCASM MODE

I ran away and caused all of humanity to get enslaved.

Geez, I really feel like a dick for that one.

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.

I'm told a "fluffer" gives hand jobs so "actors" stay errect between scenes. I think it was on this wiki in fact.

With the exception of "Actually Comma"'s....most of the horrible deeds everyone did is pretty tame compared to mines....

I'm a MONSTER!!!!!!!

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^^ Technically your's isn't that bad. The real dick was god. Especially considering he gave all that responsibility to a single young teenager who only had a week or so to fight against high ranking demons lords.

edited 20th Jul '11 11:04:46 PM by Signed

"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."

I picked up a cup I accidentally nudged onto the floor in an effort to put it back on the counter.

Fortunately, karma is just and righteous, and local law enforcement slaughtered me for my heinous action shortly afterwards.

I never liked Fable 3's morality system much, but completely screwing over the entire populace after becoming monarch was a significant Catharsis Factor. Eco-friendly hippie types? Dumped raw sewage on them because it was cheap. Beautiful lake? Drained it to mine the resources inside. Poorhouse? Whorehouse now.

Granted, i didn't keep the children working or leave my allies unprotected from the encroaching evil plot device. And even after taking some of his plans i still wanted to gut Reaver with a rusty spork.

Bleye knows Sabers.

Yep, Oblivion, NP Cs don't care if you fireball their stuff (as long as they aren't hit), but rage if you take merchandise to the counter.

I am so winning this thread.

Except [condescending response follows]. Because [sarcasm here]. You do understand [snark], right? POTHOLE TO SARCASM MODE

If I remember correctly, he's raping her, and she's supposed to be tied up. That's pretty violent to me.

So far, only Shirow Shirow is at my level of Complete Monster -ness.......

I felt compelled to delete my game and start all over again.

"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."

You ever beat Morrowind?

'Cause if you did, you doomed an entire continent to complete destruction.

AND YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE THAT YOU DID.

edited 20th Jul '11 11:20:54 PM by MacDuffy

Oh, and in Fallout 3, I sold a child into slavery.

I can't believe I forgot about that one. The way it plays out is absolutely chilling and sick.

Fallout is awesome.

Except [condescending response follows]. Because [sarcasm here]. You do understand [snark], right? POTHOLE TO SARCASM MODE

Hmmmm....maybe not as bad as seducing and running off with a friend's wife in their wedding though...

"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."

Oh right, I threw around a chao in Sonic Adventure for all of forty seconds trying to get it to turn evil. I couldn't do it. ;_; Spent the next half an hour of gameplay time petting and nurturing it until it stopped crying.

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.

I DID THAT. BUT I FELT NOTHING BUT AMUSEMENT.

I starved a digimon to death because I didn't want a Numemon. I felt terrible about them...

edited 20th Jul '11 11:42:56 PM by Aondeug

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah

x3 Selling a child into slavery isn't worse than... stealing your friends wife? Seriously. That... what.

edited 20th Jul '11 11:46:21 PM by Mukora

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."

I stole in-game currency from one of my friends.

Well, not exactly. It's more like:

Friend : "hey dude sell these for me"

Me : "um ok"

-two days later-

-does not sell at average price-

-keeps-

-a while later-

Friend : Hey did you sell my items

Me : No. I still have them.

Friend : Gimme them back

Me : k sure -puts in below average versions of the items-

Friend :wtf these ain't mine

Me : -cancels trade-

Me : -logs off to save myself from the inevitable cussing-

If people learned from their mistakes, there wouldn't be this thing called bad habits.

^^ eh, YMMV.

For me it felt far more monstrous than child slavery. Hence the pothole!

edited 20th Jul '11 11:47:43 PM by Signed

"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."

So what we need is a game where you steal your friend's wife, force her to perform sexual favors for randoms strangers for minute amounts of money, have a kid, then sell it into slavery.

Except [condescending response follows]. Because [sarcasm here]. You do understand [snark], right? POTHOLE TO SARCASM MODE

Signed: ... You have a very strange morality, but okay...

edited 20th Jul '11 11:50:30 PM by Mukora

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, by most standards selling child to slavery is much worse than stealing bribe of your friend

Yeah Child Slavery is FAR worse.