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DragonQuestZ The Other Troper from Somewhere in California Since: Jan, 2001
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#1: May 23rd 2011 at 10:59:05 PM

The image itself isn't so bad, but it's on an old, cracked piece of pottery, which really hurts the quality of the image.

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#3: May 24th 2011 at 12:39:54 AM

Pretty sure current image was chosen in the IP thread before this became a board.

Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
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#4: May 24th 2011 at 12:50:06 AM

Where was that one with the exhaust tubes and the motorcycle handlebars?

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#5: May 24th 2011 at 2:25:43 AM

It was chosen here after a long discussion.

And it's "an old cracked piece of pottery" because it's a photo of a Classical Greek rendition of Pegasus, one of the oldest Cool Horses known.

I think that a page image that's not new is entirely in keeping with a trope this old.

edited 24th May '11 2:27:01 AM by Madrugada

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#6: May 24th 2011 at 4:04:14 AM

I'm good with the current pic; right-aligned it, though.

Edmania o hai from under a pile of erasers Since: Apr, 2010
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#7: May 24th 2011 at 4:43:08 AM

This would be the motorbike horse (I know it's a demotivator, but you could always just crop it)

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DragonQuestZ The Other Troper from Somewhere in California Since: Jan, 2001
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#9: May 24th 2011 at 8:09:53 AM

"And it's "an old cracked piece of pottery" because it's a photo of a Classical Greek rendition of Pegasus, one of the oldest Cool Horses known."

That still hurts the visibility of the picture, since the point of a picture is to clearly illustrate a trope.

And being old is an attribute of this trope, not part of its definition. Plus there are plenty of cool horses in mythology that have clear illustrations that we can use.

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Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
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#10: May 24th 2011 at 8:28:37 AM

I don't particularly like this image, and I happen to find the motorbike horse much more amusing. Ancient art can go fuck itself for all I care.

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#12: May 24th 2011 at 8:37:00 AM

While I have no problem with the current image, Silver should probably be considered: "The Lone Ranger's horse is so cool that he fought bears and had 36 issues of his own solo series." (One of my favorite Weird Comics Facts.)

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ArtisticPlatypus Resident pretentious dickwad from the bottom of my heart. Since: Jul, 2010
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#13: May 24th 2011 at 9:08:59 AM

Oh, and we have an image links page full of suggestions. Incidentally, I'm opposed to all of them.

edited 24th May '11 9:10:17 AM by ArtisticPlatypus

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#14: May 24th 2011 at 10:30:04 AM

I myself prefer Pegasus, because he's probably the Ur-Example (Even older than Slepnir!).

Plus, the motorcycle horse feels more like Mechanical Horse to me

Edmania o hai from under a pile of erasers Since: Apr, 2010
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#15: May 24th 2011 at 10:34:15 AM

Eh, seems more like Automaton Horses to me.

There's plenty of more good looking Pegasus pictures though.

edited 24th May '11 10:34:24 AM by Edmania

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DragonQuestZ The Other Troper from Somewhere in California Since: Jan, 2001
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#16: May 24th 2011 at 10:37:56 AM

I should add that I just launched a page for Pegasus, so that would be covered no matter what picture we go with.

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#17: May 24th 2011 at 10:46:16 AM

No, Automaton Horses is about organic horses not requiring any of that pesky, plot-hindering care.

...Did I just make an argument in defense of that image?

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Adannor Since: May, 2010
#18: May 24th 2011 at 10:49:13 AM

The memetic motorbike horse actually isn't. It is just a normal horse with cool decorations.
(That all horses in Sengoku Basara fall under Automaton Horses is beside the point)

Adannor Since: May, 2010
#19: May 24th 2011 at 12:02:59 PM

Whoops, wrong thread, sorry.

edited 24th May '11 12:03:31 PM by Adannor

Adannor Since: May, 2010
#20: Jun 17th 2011 at 12:34:53 PM

Sorry for the triplepost, but how about half of that picture?

Also Bump.

edited 17th Jun '11 12:35:59 PM by Adannor

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#21: Jun 17th 2011 at 1:06:16 PM

I vote to keep. Should we do single prop or do we find immediate replacement anyway?

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#22: Jun 17th 2011 at 1:27:42 PM

If I get a chance, I'll go through the examples and see if I can find anything; that being said, I still don't have an issue with the current pic.

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#23: Jun 17th 2011 at 11:12:30 PM

I'm in favor of Date Masamune's Motorhorse from Sengoku Basara. The only reason why it exists in the series is because of the Rule of Cool. It's a regular horse, but it's got handlebars and exhaust pipes, just because it can.

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#24: Jun 18th 2011 at 11:27:49 AM

Maybe Maximus from Tangled? 1, 2, 3

troacctid "µ." from California Since: Apr, 2010
#25: Jun 18th 2011 at 11:41:05 AM

I'm comfortable dropping the Pegasus pottery, since Pegasus has its own subtrope.

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