Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
It's ok you can be a after virgin sacrfice for a sloppy second offering.
Who watches the watchmen?
Wandering Jew
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All economists are virgins.
Everything is Possible. But some things are more Probable than others. JEBAGEDDON 2016
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edited 22nd Feb '13 6:41:44 PM by TheyCallMeTomu
Except instead of stabbing them, kino impales them... with his Orbison.
That was supposed to say penis, but that was too funny a typo.
Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
Oh Tuef....LOL.
Despite being initially appealing, attempting to imitate Epic Meal Time with your drunk friends is a great way to get your gf to hate you...and get cholesterol like a motherfucker.
I'll post a link when I remember how.
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
lol. This should be good.
Who watches the watchmen?
It was a Snickers bar the size of a small child; 20k calories if I'm not mistaken.
You're lucky to be alive!
Like I would eat that much, I'm.not looking for diabetes; or cavities.
I guess with the relationship I've got going I might as well report.
Happy New Year!
What you mean by that?
hashtagsarestupid
Salutations!
Hi everybody.
Happy New Year!
Well I suppose we should start talking about how much we love having-sex-with-girls.
If you say so.
Happy New Year!
I'm totally straight and I think it's fantastic!
Well I think that covers it. Night.
hashtagsarestupid
Half straight reporting for duty
Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
Is not actually from Lyniezia
Well, I'm straight, male and a troper.
And a virgin.
And 28.
Wide Eyed Wonderman
Hullo!
David Bowie 1947-2016
It's okay, there have been much older virgins.
Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
Einstein for example.
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
For the last time, I am not a virgin!