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GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#10801: Feb 17th 2013 at 6:20:16 PM

Well, lets see, i haven't got drunk in....lets say 7 months.

Its about that time again evil grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#10802: Feb 17th 2013 at 6:33:29 PM

I haven't had a drop of alcohol in a little under 2 years.

drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#10803: Feb 17th 2013 at 6:42:24 PM

I've got a tall cool bourbon-and-water at my elbow right now.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#10804: Feb 17th 2013 at 6:46:45 PM

I've got a twelver of Dos Equis, about 3 shots' worth of Jameson and I think a little bit of 1800.

drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#10805: Feb 17th 2013 at 7:01:37 PM

Dos Equis ain't bad. I drank a good deal of that on Superbowl Sunday...along with some Coors *

and some Shock Top Ale. I liked the Dos Equis the best.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#10806: Feb 17th 2013 at 7:05:46 PM

Last night I learned that Keystone Lite sucks. Yet we went through a 30 pack

Partying with the Mautzs always kicks ass.

drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#10807: Feb 17th 2013 at 7:09:36 PM

Hey dude, cheap beer still works. Some friends of mine and I killed two 30-packs of Busch in a single sitting...it was fun, though the morning after definitely was not.

though some of the cans got used for interesting sculpture...

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#10808: Feb 17th 2013 at 7:13:47 PM

Oh yeah Kunkel and Mautz were hung over as hell.

Starting at 11pm I am gonna do a power hour into my birthday.

drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#10809: Feb 17th 2013 at 7:39:36 PM

"power hour"?

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#10810: Feb 17th 2013 at 7:42:24 PM

A shot (or so) of beer every minute on the minute for an hour.

Got the playlist set and the app installed on my phone. I got the beer.

In one hour and 15 mins I will start this.

drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#10811: Feb 17th 2013 at 7:48:36 PM

Sounds like fun. and a good way to regulate your alcohol intake. Though better make sure the bathroom is outfitted, as a good long piss might well be necessary in there somewhere.

Also, I've discovered that consuming 3-5 parts water to 1 part 80 proof bourbon produces a much more satisfying buzz compared to straight bourbon. Clearly more research is necessary.[lol]

edited 17th Feb '13 7:48:51 PM by drunkscriblerian

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#10812: Feb 17th 2013 at 8:02:24 PM

You know what? I'm gonna start it now.

drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#10813: Feb 17th 2013 at 8:03:37 PM

You go, dude.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#10814: Feb 17th 2013 at 9:14:00 PM

So I have completed a power hour.

And I am drunk as fuck right now. LET'S MESSAGE BITCHES ON PLENTY OF FISH!

CrimsonChampion Prince of the Universe! from over the hill & far away Since: Nov, 2012
Prince of the Universe!
#10815: Feb 19th 2013 at 3:17:10 PM

Crimson Champion reporting in!

I like smoke and lightning. Heavy metal thunder! Racing with the wind, and the feeling that I'm under.
Meklar from Milky Way Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
#10816: Feb 19th 2013 at 9:19:52 PM

Straight male perma-virgin reporting.

Join my forum game!
InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#10817: Feb 20th 2013 at 12:09:59 AM

Benedict XVI? Is that you?

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#10818: Feb 20th 2013 at 6:28:33 AM

5/8ths straight troper reporting for duty!

Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#10819: Feb 20th 2013 at 10:52:33 AM

Figured I post in here since I have nothing better to do.

So...yeah. Straw reporting in.

Catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#10820: Feb 20th 2013 at 11:02:34 AM

Hey, you know what's great?

Tits!

And beer!

And steaks!

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#10821: Feb 20th 2013 at 11:04:58 AM

Okay, who the heck revived this thread and when it got revived?

Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#10823: Feb 22nd 2013 at 4:27:23 PM

This is why we can't have nice things.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
#10824: Feb 22nd 2013 at 4:51:36 PM

Yes the cult of Kino is why we can't have nice things :P

Who watches the watchmen?
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#10825: Feb 22nd 2013 at 5:07:21 PM

I have a cult? Hot damn, lets start with the virgin sacrifices ; I know we have a few.


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