The Massive Multi-Fandom RPG: Season 3

"Too bad none of us had a camera to record that golden moment!" Oswald said after hearing Setzer from down the street.

As the group embarked inside the town, they was something that became incredibly obvious. There were only a few actually stores, which were a general store, a grocery store, stores for medicine, machines parts, and weapons, and one or two fortune tellers. Every other business establishment, in one form or another, had a pub or a bar.

There were inns that had bars.

Restaurants that doubled as pubs in it.

Various casinos and gambling houses which served booze.

From the outside, the sounds of loud music and bar fights from all these locations created an auditory ambiance that served to instill a sense of controlled chaos. The kind where you BETTER be glad all that violence and boozing being stuffed inside these buildings instead of happening all over but instilled a sense that one was missing out on some major fun. Despite this, there was the occasional drunk who stumbled outside an establishment in an intoxicated stupor, and the frequent drunk who was tossed out instead.

So frequent were drunk being tossed out that some of the local children turned this into a game with chalk drawing of targets, with some children cheering whenever a pirate had managed to fall upon a target.

Another common feature, though not as common as the copious amounts of alcoholic watering holes, where all the women of ill repute roaming the streets and corners. Even with the overall aesthetic of the curse zone and all the different races in various shapes, sizes, and species, it was still obvious to pick out who were the hookers and whom were.....not. Though there were a few that were a bit TOO drunk to tell the difference, shown as one unlucky pirate stumbled upon a trio of ladies and said some lewd things, only to be punched around by all three, only to score by having his fall broken by the bust of a cute, yet very portly working girl.

Surprisingly there were also a couple of male hookers as well, as there were plenty of rugged women pirates whom needed some tension relieved. In fact, one particularly muscular working boy walked up to Rogue. "Hey baby, looking for a good time?" he asked the mutant, flexing his muscles.

edited 30th Aug '11 9:10:04 PM by UdtheImp

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"You're right," Rogue nodded to Rey, laughing, but then frowned when someone tried to proposition her.

"Sugar, you'd just get yourself hurt," Rogue replied to the man, shaking her head. She hoped the man would go away with her warning.

edited 30th Aug '11 9:13:18 PM by GameGuruGG

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The Doctor chuckles too. "What we resort to for laughs."

The Doctor thinks and tries to talk him down. "Listen. I know this woman. She will not sow you mercy. BACK DOWN."

edited 30th Aug '11 9:14:19 PM by Fusionman

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"Back away from the lady," Rey said, narrowing his eyes slightly at the man.

edited 30th Aug '11 9:12:51 PM by MystyGlyttyr

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When the pirates trained their guns on the fleet, Dash chose to remain silent, baring her teeth in a gesture that may have been intimidating if it weren't for the fact that ponies where herbivores. "Fruit, hay, carrots, anything that's no meat's okay with me." She said to Rogue and Setzer.

As they entered the town, the pegasus couldn't help but feel a bit nervous. You'd be hard pressed to find a place like this in Equestria, after all. Still, she had a reputation to keep up. Rainbow gave a false, though convincing, grin. "Looks like my kinda' town."

edited 30th Aug '11 9:28:02 PM by Bindlestick

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably

The male hooker walked away, slumping over in disappointment and mumbling something about rent and finally having a client over four feet tall.

Meanwhile......

"HECK YEAH!!" Oswald excitedly said to the pegasus pony, wrapping his arm around her neck in a tight bro-hug and the nervousness in her voice going over his head. "Oh man, this is gonna be SO great! This town fulla pirate scum and scallywags, wenches and whores, and tales of pirating careers just WAITING to be heard!" He then looked RD right in the face, squishing it up. "Heck, we might even get in the middle of bar brawl! YEE-HAW, let's getting going!" Oswald let go of the pony soon was happily bouncing down the street, only stopping to duck under a patron that went flying out the window of a random pub.

edited 30th Aug '11 9:23:29 PM by UdtheImp

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"That was sweet," Rogue smiled to Rey. "But I'd hurt him more than he'd hurt me."

Rogue seemed to shift her eyes away from the others. At least, so long as I can't control my power.

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Rey scratched his head slightly, then glanced to the others, shrugging. "Reminds me of growing up in Tiajuana." He started on his way down the street as well. He smiled at Rogue's comment. "Well, blame it on my upbringing. My uncle taught me to always come to the defense of a lady...even if she can pick you up and shotput you."

edited 30th Aug '11 9:32:29 PM by MystyGlyttyr

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"Fine, I'll give you one whole deck of cards for a bag of fruits and some smokes and alcoholic beverages...Steampunk? What are you yapping about? Oh, they're a vintage modern style, okay, sure they are! Deal!"

Walking away from the fruit vendor who happened to sell fruit-flavored alcohol, Setzer held a big burlap sack stuffed with stuff, having a very satisfied look on his face. "Went out better than I thought. Lousy women, though. I swear one of those broads had green skin, must be some kind of horrible STD."

He stared as a massive humanoid walked past him, nearly falling over with every step.◊ The giant went on as usual as multiple drunks dived out of his way. His body odor was legendary.

"I've been to place like this before."

"@[=g3,8d]&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"

Sandy picked up the pace to catch up with Oswald.

"Oswald," she reminded, "We're just here to get supplies. Don't overdo the whole pirate thing..."

Rainbow followed Oswald, partly because she might need backup in case what he said about a bar brawl was true, partly because she wanted to see where he was headed. "Ah, don't be such a stick in the mud!" The pegasus said, lightly tapping the side of Sandy's helmet. "We might as well enjoy ourselves while we're here."

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably

After walking a short ways to the boat, Gene looked over the stranded ship as if to see if there was anything valuable on it's hull (most likely not). The wood was beginning to rot from exposure and bugs eating through it. If there was something worth scavenging it would probably be inside, and hiding in a box somewhere. The smell of fire, however, took his attention. Unless it was caused by some freak instant storm or random luck, fire usually meant survivors. He could have easily walked (i.e. punch) through the wreckage, but it looked unstable enough as is and walking around was the much safer idea.

On the other side was something rather strange, even by Extremus standards. One was the ship that had managed to dirt plow on the ground, as if it had fallen straight from the sky (that's not too much of a stretch, since curse zones are probably not infinite height). The second was the probable owner of the fire, a girl with a lousy sense of color scheme and eyes that made your head hurt "Nope, we used Garrus here as a floatation device" the God Hand joked, pointing over to the alien sniper. "Yeah, we have a boat over there" He waved his hand over in the direction they just came from. "We're going to check out the ship first though, so you may want to hang tight" Maybe if they were lucky she already did them the favor.

Sometimes I even amaze myself. Currently: Nice and sneaky like

Ithilrandir cringed as he finally saw for himself what this island town was all about. It was quite literally the worst of human society rolled up in one huge mess of drunkards, thugs and prostitutes. In other words, what that strip of land now known as the Fierdsvain would probably end up being had a king not taken up the helms. Suffice to say the Noldor lord had no interest in anything this place had to offer, period. He would vocally question the wisdom of even landing here, but held it back. Maybe some of the humans and beastmen of the group had better experience dealing with these rabbles than him.

And then...

From across the street and right before the group's general position came a particular sailor, dressed in a white-blue striped shirt and dyed sackcloth pants, looking vastly cleaner than the rest of the bunch so far as alcohol was concerned, though he did indulge himself into tobacco with a huge smoking pipe on his mouth. His shape, however, was hideous as far as the regular person is concerned, with balded head, long back, and a pair of bulging forearms that were longer than his especially short legs. With that hideous shape, he would most probably fit a caricaturized satire than the real life. He never seemed to mind all of that, though, since in this land of many fantastic races, he could be worse. There was quite nothing stopping him singing loudly as he walked.

"I'm - Popeye the Sailor man. I'm Popeye the Sailor man. I'm strong to the finich, 'cause I eat me' Spinach. I'm Popeye the Sailorman!" he sang, blowing his pipe like a steamship's whistle.

edited 30th Aug '11 9:53:16 PM by ArgeusthePaladin

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Rey glanced over at the pony, an amused tone in his voice. "And how many fights have you been in, exactly?"

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"Did she call herself She Hulk?" Rogue asked Setzer. Having had that Orion woman's mind in her head, she would not be surprised if more of her species were here. They were pirates after all, though a different sort of pirate than the norm here.

"Hey, I think I've seen that guy before,◊" Rogue muttered to herself as the sailor walked past.

edited 30th Aug '11 10:08:21 PM by GameGuruGG

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RD turned to face Rey. She thought for a moment, appearently attempting to recall the exact amount of fights she'd been in

and how they'd ended

^{Quickly and peacefully}

. "Plenty!" She lied.

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably

Geno followed the others and went along with things. Pirates, a group who are normally criminal and yet they are all here in this one location. These seem like actual pirates from where they come from or those who have changed into the culture. Interesting but I would hope these guys aren't too bad. Geno moved along with everyone else, keenly aware that their group was out of place in the mood of this setting.

He made his way to Guybrush to ask a question. "Is what we are looking for here or is this just a supply stop?"

"Ah. Of course," Rey said with a faint smile, shifting his cane to his other arm for a bit.

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Guybrush looked at the doll and then at his map.

"It's not here, but this is a good starting point," Guybrush replied to Geno. "Besides, I've been here before."

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Dash narrowed her eyes at Rey. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably

"Nothing. You kinda remind me of what I was like when I was a kid. Minus the whole female winged blue pony part, of course. What was your name again, Rainbow something?"

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"Rainbow Dash." She hovered over to Rey. "Who're you?"

edited 30th Aug '11 10:26:03 PM by Bindlestick

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably

Seemed like everyone was pretty excited over this shipwreck, as they conspired up on front to approach it. While it was true that the ship looked like it was utterly massacred it could also be a wealth of information on how it got there, have things that they could actually took back as souvenirs, and maybe even some poor cracked up survivor living off of coconuts and crabs. It was also a foreboding shipwreck and the only interesting thing they had met so far - it might as well have a come hither sign stamped onto it.

Dante leapt off the top of the cabin again, taking the hard black case that was his guitar case with him. He landed with the group just in time to see Lina and Kirby go chasing off after each other, right besides Samus. "Aw look, I can already tell they're gonna be the best of friends!" he joked, hitching up the case to his back. Once the decision had been made he gave a backhanded wave to the others and vaulted out into the ocean. Landing just above the shallows, thee circle of runes appeared just long enough for him to jump again and land safely onto the edge of the island.

On closer inspection, the wood of the wreckage was already rotting away due to infestation and time. In its life it was a probably a beautiful black wood veneer, but now it looked more like it belonged on the set of some horror movie than anything else. Nearby the front there was a broken decoration that was probably attached to it before, a vicious looking dragon rearing up to strike. On the side of a part of the wreckage there were some words lined in gold, words that would probably be illegible to the party were it not for Extremus' personal translation.

May fair winds and fair ladies always be on our side.

That left a wry smirk on his face as he followed Gene around the wreckage. What was also notable was that there were a few pieces that seemed to have been wrecked differently from the others, not corresponding to the ship wreck itself. There appeared to be tooth marks on the pieces of debris, as if something had ripped into it itself. "Damn, looks like something took a bite outta this thing like Mc Gruff takes a bite outta crime." he muttered to himself, glancing away to notice their finding.

A chick who apparently dressed herself in the dark and had freaky eyes, along with her supposed shipwreck that apparently fell from the sky. Despite all this, she appeared to have been stranded here for enough time to start a campfire. "What, you mean you don't love bein' stranded all alone? Next thing you'll tell me you hate watchin' paint dry." Dante joked, sidling up next to Gene. After snorting a laugh over Gene's joke, he decided to wait out the response to his statement. If she'd been here long enough, chances were likely she had already scoured this shipwreck at least a few times. Boredom did that to you.

edited 30th Aug '11 10:47:25 PM by IBLiS

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"I'm Rey Mysterio Jr. In my native language, it means 'King of Mystery.' Though I'm not a king or particularly mysterious...I'm named after my uncle, the original Rey Mysterio. I'm a professional wrestler...uh, loosely translated, I fight for a living."

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Dash stood

in silence as she processed this information. "What's the mask for?"

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably