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Zeromaeus Mighty No. 51345 from Neo Arcadia Since: May, 2010
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#76: Jun 29th 2011 at 6:34:35 PM

He did the writing for 2. That counts.

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#77: Jun 29th 2011 at 6:35:43 PM

I stand corrected, but my main point still remains intact.

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Zeromaeus Mighty No. 51345 from Neo Arcadia Since: May, 2010
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#78: Jun 29th 2011 at 6:37:46 PM

...what was your point again?
That shit be messed up and Capcom is a big collective douchebag?
Whom I would still buy anything from so long as the words Mega and Man or Street and Fighter were taped to it.

edited 29th Jun '11 6:38:44 PM by Zeromaeus

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#80: Jun 29th 2011 at 6:41:01 PM

Psh, everyone knows Mega Man is nothing without Inafune.

Zeromaeus Mighty No. 51345 from Neo Arcadia Since: May, 2010
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#81: Jun 29th 2011 at 6:43:12 PM

Why must the makers of some of my favorite games be ruled over by such utter idiots? Its not fair!
...
I'm thinking I might go play Mega Man Zero 3. Again. Lord knows Capcom will never even reference that jewel.

[up]True, but Inafune isn't needed to pump out retraux after retraux title.

edited 29th Jun '11 6:44:50 PM by Zeromaeus

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#82: Jun 29th 2011 at 6:43:20 PM

[up][up] You mean the same series that continually creates new sub-series that tend to be left hanging instead of actually bridging the gaps between said sub-series? Yeah, that crap has been going on for a while, even when Inafune was still at Capcom.

[up] Psst. Did you see the note I left you on your page?

edited 29th Jun '11 6:44:02 PM by X2X

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#83: Jun 29th 2011 at 6:45:04 PM

Even when he was working at Capcom he wasn't working on every game.

Zeromaeus Mighty No. 51345 from Neo Arcadia Since: May, 2010
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#84: Jun 29th 2011 at 6:47:16 PM

Hey! I have a page now! Woot!
I mean, grumble grumble Capcom grumble no AAI2 in America grumble policy against new IPs grumble Inafune and Clover Studios gone grumble.

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#86: Jun 29th 2011 at 6:54:25 PM

Derailing Mode deactivated.

What were we last talking about? A DMC/Bayonetta crossover, right?

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#87: Jun 29th 2011 at 7:01:04 PM

Oh man, that would be so sicknasty. Hordes of demons on one side, hordes of angels on the other. Two figures stand between them. With sword and gun, Dante and Bayonetta kick all the ass that heaven and hell can throw at them.

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#88: Jun 29th 2011 at 7:05:57 PM

And then they start making dozens of demon-witch hellions that will plague all would-be human world-conquerors from beyond the mortal realms.

I wonder what Lady and Trish would think if Dante "cheated on them" with Bayonetta?

edited 29th Jun '11 7:06:38 PM by MarqFJA

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#89: Jun 29th 2011 at 7:07:32 PM

[up][up] And let's not forget about the hamtastically cheesy one-liners and all of the games of sexual innuendo hot potato between Dante and Bayonetta. That'd be right up their alley.

edited 29th Jun '11 7:07:59 PM by X2X

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#90: Jun 29th 2011 at 7:09:30 PM

Of course, Dante's sexual innuendo was mostly verbal, whereas Bayonetta's is mostly by body language and posing.

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Zeromaeus Mighty No. 51345 from Neo Arcadia Since: May, 2010
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#91: Jun 29th 2011 at 7:09:39 PM

Especially if Dante ends up with the Lucifer Devil Arms again. That cutscene was so... so... it was something to be sure.

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#93: Jun 29th 2011 at 7:11:53 PM

Eh. Dante wouldn't stand a chance when it comes to... Anything vaguely sexual. I mean Dante's a strong player but Bayonetta's... Bayonetta.

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#94: Jun 29th 2011 at 7:13:02 PM

It'd be a damn good fight, though.

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#95: Jun 29th 2011 at 7:16:16 PM

[up]x7 Well Trish and Dante doesn't seem to be that much of a romantic option, if the explanation provided on their character sheets is any indication. Lady on the other hand probably would get jealous, and try to deny it like the Tsundere she is. This'll either lead to an OT3, or her hooking up with Trish.

edited 29th Jun '11 7:17:43 PM by Rynnec

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#96: Jun 29th 2011 at 7:17:59 PM

OT5: Dante, Bayonetta, Trish, Lady and Jeane.

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#97: Jun 29th 2011 at 7:18:30 PM

[up][up] That doesn't stop fans from pairing up Dante and Trish, mind you. Ship-to-Ship Combat is pretty ridiculous in the DMC fandom, mainly because, well, it's Dante.

It's just "strike" that goes in the brackets, by the way.

[up] Why don't we throw Morrigan in there for good measure?

edited 29th Jun '11 7:19:27 PM by X2X

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Zeromaeus Mighty No. 51345 from Neo Arcadia Since: May, 2010
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#98: Jun 29th 2011 at 7:18:52 PM

Yeah, Bayonetta is incredibly... substantial.
Though I can't see the two fighting, but rather serving up more ham than a butcher shop while destroying whatever they encounter in the most stylish way possible.

...
Bayonetta should be Nero's mother. 0u0
No that's stupid.

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#99: Jun 29th 2011 at 7:18:59 PM

@Shirow Shirow: 1) Do we even have the slightest proof of Bayonetta being a Miss Yo Yo Knickers before her 500 years of forced sealing? At least Dante has the excuse of living in a U.S. city where red-light districts are relatively easy to find and access, and.... well, do you seriously expect that he'd be this vulgar, leery and yet surprisingly well-restrained (to Nevan's disappointment) if he were a virgin?

2) What, no love for Lucia? Dis Continuity or not, you have to admit that Lucia wasn't that bad of a character.

edited 29th Jun '11 7:21:20 PM by MarqFJA

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#100: Jun 30th 2011 at 10:38:41 AM

[up] What, you saying there's the slightest possibility that Bayonetta used to be chaste? I mean, i guess we haven't seen her actually engage in that behavior but it's not rated AO.

Well, there is the fact that We do meet a time-displaced Bayonetta and she does her best to act like today's Bayonetta. So her personality can't be that different pre-sealing to post-sealing. Memory loss or no.

As for Morrigan and Lucia... What, OT7? Well, if anyone can handle it i guess Dante could...

edited 30th Jun '11 10:38:57 AM by ShirowShirow

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