I found porn!
Ah, I see we have a newcomer to the dungeon. Well, pick a room and get acquainted with it. The adventuring party should be arriving in a few days, so I suggest you use the time to get to know the rest of the monsters down here.
WOOF!
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Should I be afraid? You look really cool.
Sega's Last Hope
Uh...oh, the spare rooms are upstairs. Here's the keys.
Tropers watching movies
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Pssh, we only need one room.
I hope you find your stay enjoyable.
... Please stop scowling.
A bear and a very pale guy...we have room upstairs!
So I guess I'm taking you to school?
I am happy to aid a figure of science like yourself. Please take my spare room.
And for your... organisation, how does one apply for membership?
edited 16th Feb '12 11:38:56 PM by Ailedhoo
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
One just might
Do I have to? Just get in that chest and shut up.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
.....Hello....Knight.
I do not have enough room for a... airship and its crew.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Oh thank goodness I have a high annoyance tolerence.
I found porn!
You smell really good! I am so going to save up on air fresheners now.
WOOF!
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Great. You can sleep outside.
Just a teapot
Ummm...hi?
Insert witty one-liner here.
Does What You Don't
You can stay.
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
meep. just don't wreck anything!
Am I a weirdo?
There's not a good place to park an airship around here.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Does What You Don't
Just don't make a mess.
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
huzzaaaaaaaah
Wanda told me we shouldn't mess with guns. Especially the ones that sprinkle water, cause you can replace that water with acid OR soda, which is practically the same thing, except the first one has a goooood marketing department!
....uh... Hello.
Oh, plunk.
Disturbingly mustachioed.
...Hey lil'one. You're lucky, I wasn't supposed to live alone here, so you'll have your own room <3. I just hope you won't mind the blood stains on the walls :p
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
oh god... Who do you look like a zombie?