watching down on us
After being translated into Swedish and back:
edited 4th May '11 4:51:12 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
I don't think we're supposed to translate it between any other languages. Just leave both settings on "English".
Original:
The dog barked at the cat. The mouse got back her cheese.
"Translation":
Love follow servant at love animal. Love littleness got rear woman laterality.
Translated:
Well, this is the worst translator ever.
0_.
what I posted:
What is this about? This wiki is a catalog of the tricks of the trade for writing fiction. Tropes are devices and conventions that a writer can reasonably rely on as being present in the audience members' minds and expectations. On the whole, tropes are not clichés. The word clichéd means "stereotyped and trite." In other words, dull and uninteresting. We are not looking for dull and uninteresting entries. We are here to recognize tropes and play with them, not to make fun of them. The wiki is called "TV Tropes" because TV is where we started. Over the course of a few years, our scope has crept out to include other media. Tropes transcend television. They reflect life. Since a lot of art, especially the popular arts, does its best to reflect life, tropes are likely to show up everywhere. We are not a stuffy encyclopedic wiki. We're a buttload more informal. We encourage breezy language and original thought. There Is No Such Thing As Notability, and no citations are needed. If your entry cannot gather any evidence by the Wiki Magic, it will just wither and die. Until then, though, it will be available through the Main Tropes Index. We are also not a wiki for bashing things. Once again, we're about celebrating fiction, not showing off how snide and sarcastic we can be. Enough about what we are not. Go on, have a look at the new troper welcome page, and have fun!
What I got:
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edited 4th May '11 6:02:07 PM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
watching down on us
How the fuck does Hogwarts become Slovenliness?
EDIT: in the circumstances u don't be certain who woman is —> ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
edited 4th May '11 5:55:33 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Are you frustrated?
Before: ...but the future refused to change.
After: ...in return love subsequent rejected be the cause of be irresolute.
...What.
WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A DIALOG BOX INTERRUPT GAMEPLAY.
One just might
Before
And we have to do it without killing a guard, without raising any alarms, and without anyone noticing that she is gone. My next trick: I shall fly around the room under my own power.
After
With we intend be in a state it in the circumstances causing pleasure a traveller , in the circumstances elevation quantitative indication , with in the circumstances anyone note special woman is past. My succeeding deception : IMMATERIALITY ship elapse about love occasion less my assent greatness.
Talk about verbose.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Before
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
After
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For every name that's been erased...
"Rejoice our amusement"?! xD That went a long way towards sucking all of the badassery out of that speech...
~Pirka
Li'l Shardfinder
Before (from here
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Where a problem can be narrowed down to a small section of circuitry, ohmmeter tests can prove successful in identifying parts that have failed shorted or open. This may be the only option when confronted with a device for which obtaining a schematic would be difficult or impossible - or not worth the effort. While we might consider a modem to be a throwaway item these days, the time need to do basic testing of the phone line side components is minimal and, as in this case, may be all that is needed.
After
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edited 4th May '11 11:32:33 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Das kann doch nicht sein!
Before: "Type the TEXT you wish to translate here..." (yes, the text that normally stands there)
After: "Similarity love THING COPIED you will be the cause of interpret in situ."
Before: "You spoony bard!"
After: "You unintelligent musician!"
After: "Love old Warfare incomplete love Sage. Permanent its heat late regrade , to a small extent love heat centrality incomplete many exist. Uniform love greatness incomplete deception was absent. Internal love thousand age special going after , degree of power , warfare , with sail instrument took love circumstance incomplete deception , with eventuality late repeat be the cause of love unproductive arrive. In return in situ at this time exist identical who would reawaken love deception incomplete archaeological gone , with habit its absence of hope greatness completely a instrumentality through which be the cause of succeed whole love substantiality. Water in motion anyone yes exist intuitive truly be the cause of imitate special error?"
After: "An Fool Absence of fear an pacification veteran with a complete state incomplete master in deduction love substantiality because an hurtful paternity through cosplaying."
...What the hell is wrong with that thing?
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Das kann doch nicht sein!
Before: People die when they are killed.
After: Be numerous thing copied permanent they are destroyer.
Before: Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
After: Are you a foetid truly fop be the cause of return to the original state love director?
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
someone
Hey, I was soooooo gonna post that!
Fine.
Before:
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works.
After:
By the way, can we also use translation party ?
edited 5th May '11 7:48:11 AM by ThatHuman
something
Li'l Shardfinder
Before:
Help me! I'm melting~
After:
Utility immateriality! I'm liquefaction ~
What... the... fuck?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
someone
It seems that this thing looooooves the word "IMMATERIALITY".
something
Li'l Shardfinder
It is now my signature :3
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
You'll see this word used a lot on This Very Wiki. Repeatedly used, you could even say (And egregiously at that). It's almost as if people are looking for reasons to put it in, as if it were the trigger for some kind of pleasurable behavior. The word itself has become somewhat of a Discredited Trope, as more instances of its use are linked to this page than not. Now drink up!
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So how did Jesus get in there?
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
pirate girl
So I decided to translate the main page...
What is this about? This wiki is a catalog of the tricks of the trade for writing fiction. Tropes are devices and conventions that a writer can reasonably rely on as being present in the audience members' minds and expectations. On the whole, tropes are not clichés. The word clichéd means "stereotyped and trite." In other words, dull and uninteresting. We are not looking for dull and uninteresting entries. We are here to recognize tropes and play with them, not to make fun of them. The wiki is called "TV Tropes" because TV is where we started. Over the course of a few years, our scope has crept out to include other media. Tropes transcend television. They reflect life. Since a lot of art, especially the popular arts, does its best to reflect life, tropes are likely to show up everywhere. We are not a stuffy encyclopedic wiki. We're a buttload more informal. We encourage breezy language and original thought. There Is No Such Thing As Notability, and no citations are needed. If your entry cannot gather any evidence by the Wiki Magic, it will just wither and die. Until then, though, it will be available through the Main Tropes Index. We are also not a wiki for bashing things. Once again, we're about celebrating fiction, not showing off how snide and sarcastic we can be. Enough about what we are not. Go on, have a look at the new troper welcome page, and have fun!
Afterwards...
What is special relatively? Special wiki is a list incomplete love cunning hence writing are indication with assemblage special a writing receptacle moderate hope completely existence offer internal love sense of sound part intellect with prospective time. Wholly , metaphor are not clichés. The Son of God clichéd instrumentality " unchangeable with knowing " In explanation , weak with wearying. We are not smallness hence weak with wearying interiority. We are in situ be the cause of see metaphor with be negligent topic not be the cause of joke wiki is required TV Metaphor " hence TV is here we beginning. Remaining love order incomplete quantitative age our relative quantity has convoluted ultra be the cause of be composed of differing middle. Metaphor be great television. They imitate eventuality. In the circumstances a state incomplete representation , beyond love distinguished arts does its harmless be the cause of imitate eventuality , metaphor are possible be the cause of happen extensive are not one dense knowledge wiki. We're a buttload additional beggar all description. We induce blowing phraseology with dissimilar smallness. In situ Is Contrary Completely Importance , with unwilling evidence are want. In the circumstances your beginning impulse assemble quantitative facts through love Wiki Deception , to one's heart's content real become small with thing copied. Permanent permanent , in return it resolution exist useful of course love Opening Metaphor Reduce to order are also not one wiki hence severity eventuality. Permanent twice we're relatively commemorative untruth not manifestation method deceived with derisory we receptacle be.Enough relatively what we are not. Continue , confute a see love dissimilar metaphor terminal motion at number , with confute amusement!
Translator, don't ever attempt {{Technobabble} ever, ever again.
edited 5th May '11 10:08:08 AM by Yowuza
Li'l Shardfinder
Before:
Piss off, you sodding wanker!
After:
Piss far off you moist wanker!
It's at least the same character length...
edited 5th May '11 10:04:46 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
someone
gamerex already posted a translation of the home page.
Pre: This eagle is not a hawk, nor is it a falcon that punches.
Post: Special velocity is not one give exit nor is it a thief special receptacle.
"Theif Special Receptacle"? Theiving is not supposed to be showy.
yoshi did nothing wrong
Just awesome like that
Pre: The lyrics to The Beatles' song "This Boy" (That boy / Took my love away / Oh, he'll regret it someday-ay / But this boy wants you back again /
That boy / Isn't good for you / Though he may want you too / This boy wants you back again / Oh, and this boy (ahhh) / Would be happy (ahhh) / Just to love you (ahhh) / But oh, my-y-y-y (ahhh) / That boy (ahhh) / Won't be happy (ahhh) / Till he's seen you cry (ahhh) / This boy / Wouldn't mind the pain / Would always feel the sa-ame / If this boy gets you back again / This boy / This boy)
Post:
Special boy
Took my be pleased absent
he'll discontentment it quantitative ay
But special infant requirement you rear again
That infantine useful you
Though man may come short of you connecting medium infant requirement you rear twice , with special infant ahhh
Would ) exist agreeing ahhh
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But oh my y y y ahhh
That ) infant ahhh
Won't ) exist agreeing ahhh
Till he's seen you publication ahhh
This boy
Wouldn't intellect love pain
Would whatever be sensible of love sa ame
If special infant gets you rear again
This boy
This infant.
edited 5th May '11 6:50:07 PM by 0dd1
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.
Rules: post a text into here
and post results.
Example:
Before
The North Wind and the Sun were disputing which was the stronger, when a traveler came along wrapped in a warm cloak. They agreed that the one who first succeeded in making the traveler take his cloak off should be considered stronger than the other. Then the North Wind blew as hard as he could, but the more he blew the more closely did the traveler fold his cloak around him; and at last the North Wind gave up the attempt. Then the Sun shined out warmly, and immediately the traveler took off his cloak. And so the North Wind was obliged to confess that the Sun was the stronger of the two.
After Translations:
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edited 4th May '11 4:47:56 PM by SantosLHalper