This Pokemon guy is a bad trainer!:

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Inexplicable Student

Er, this is distinctly disturbing for a commercial targeting children, non?

edited 2nd May '11 5:11:27 AM by DanEile

Harkinian & The Bois
The commercial for Majora's Mask was creepier
28 MousaThe142nd May 2011 09:10:46 AM from Northern Virginia , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Writer, Artist, Ignored
Oh yeah, I remember that commercial. That was definitely scary when I was a kid
29 rmctagg092nd May 2011 09:13:23 AM from Brooklyn, NY , Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
[up] The ARG they had for it was pretty creepy too.
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30 MrAHR2nd May 2011 09:29:12 AM from ಠ_ಠ , Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
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I remember it.

Y'all are a bunch o' pansies.
31 Tangent1282nd May 2011 09:57:20 AM from Virginia , Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Wait, ARG?
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32 Usht2nd May 2011 11:48:02 AM from an arbitrary view point.
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The Majora's Mask commercial was annoying more than annoying else.
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33 rmctagg092nd May 2011 11:52:57 AM from Brooklyn, NY , Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
[up] I didn't find it annoying, but then again I only watched it once on Youtube.
Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
34 Neo_Crimson2nd May 2011 12:17:19 PM from behind your lines.
Your army sucks.
Did anyone else find that this commercial scarier as an adult than as a kid? Because I don't remember it being this creepy at all.
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35 SullenFrog2nd May 2011 08:34:02 PM from Voormithadreth , Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
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Ah, this takes me back; back to the good old days when life was good and the year 2000 would see us all living in a Blade Runner-esque metropolis and owning a personal jetpack and/or a flying car.

36 Pykrete2nd May 2011 09:31:47 PM from Viridian Forest
At least the Majora's Mask one was scary for a scary game. The Pokemon one was just pure WTF out of left field.
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To put a happy thought in people's heads, I remember two commercials for G/S/C, one basically opened with the starters and Steelix popping up at you and then showing bits of the game, it was the first one I saw for G/S/C and it really made me excited because at that point I was thinking two things "Fuck, I want Typhlosion" and "Steelix looks awesome".

The second one was of some kid leaving some kind of temple grounds with Oak in the background, he walks into a forest and starts hunting Pokemon, I really wanted to be in that world when I saw that for the first time.
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38 Locoman3rd May 2011 08:29:45 AM from Mandrill Maze
I remember the Crystal commercial that was kinda like Indiana Jones...
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39 SullenFrog3rd May 2011 12:41:55 PM from Voormithadreth , Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
-some archaeologists, along with their two indigenous guides, come upon a magnificent set of ancient ruins in the jungle somewhere. Awed, they approach the door, which is covered with hieroglyphs in the form of the Unown-

Archaeologist #1: What do you think these strange markings mean?

Archaeologist #2: Just help me push.

-they do so, attempting to force their way into the temple with no success. Meanwhile, the two native boys hang back and trade glances-

Native Kid #1: <Should we tell them it says 'Pull'?>

Native Kid #2: ...<Nah.>
Harkinian & The Bois
I remember the... Pokemon Yellow one? It was either Pokemon Yellow or that Pikachu Pokewalker they made. Anyway, it was about a kid sitting bored in a room and then a huge demolition ball destroys one of the walls revealing the Pokemon world behind it. Then Pikachu joins the kid,who is now dressed as Ash, and they go on adventure. I remember it helped me recover of the trauma of the bus driver and Pokemon Pinball ones
God I remember those commercials, they were WEIRD. I agree with the first comment though, our world has horrid double standards.

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42 Emperordaein3rd May 2011 02:13:32 PM from Australia , Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Grant us eyes
Maybe it's the driver's elaborate method of creating a Philosopher's Stone. Remember! They don't need to look like stones!
43 thespacephantom3rd May 2011 02:14:58 PM from the lonesome crowded west
let's all rock the heist
A philosopher's stone made out of Pokemon and Bus? That's weird.
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44 Nexus3rd May 2011 04:32:49 PM from The Other Side , Relationship Status: Singularity
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Edward Elric: So that's why they called it the devil's research. The Philosopher's made from pokemon and buses!!!
45 Emperordaein3rd May 2011 05:56:25 PM from Australia , Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Grant us eyes
[up][up] The bus was the shell for the Game Boy. The crusher was the transmutation circle that extracted the souls and transmuted the bus. You just couldn't see the markings.
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47 X2X19th May 2011 07:00:15 PM from the Darkness Beyond Time , Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
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