I agree with it. But we need more money from it! True, my pecunikinesis is useful for pulling bills and change, but we need a steady income of money!
We should sell our name as a product. Lots of money from it, I bet. Money.
Do you agree with me regarding money, Chocolateer?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
One just might
Money is good, and I would suggest that we associate ourselves with chocolates because chocolate is not something people thought as evil. We could also use it for our personal pleasure. This make it easier to become accepted when we finally rule the world. Do you have anything to say about this Multigunner?
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Destroying
I think once we have eaten the chocolate we should commit mass genocide with my many guns. What do you think we should do after that Mr dowrong?
whoever is reading this hello
We should give the chocolate away for free! It will cause the downfall of all other chocolate factories! And then we should give it to puppies, so they'll die!
You agree with me, right, Vampyro?
edited 28th Apr '11 5:24:47 AM by Braincogs
Bleh, I agree! Let us steal all the money in the world, then burn all of it, then mint our own money so we control the Wall Street.
And then we'll burn Wall Street! Blehhhh!
You agree with me, don't you, Sergeant Blood Axe?
MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN!
Translation:Indeed! And what are your thoughts on this matter, Lady Nightshade?
One just might
You men are so unoriginal. We should seduce all of the people in power. Have them fallen by our guile. Use chocolate if we have to. Not to mention nasty chemicals. Then all the power and money will come to use naturally. What is your opinion on this Sir Dogkicker?
edited 28th Apr '11 6:59:56 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Yes yes and once we have all the power we can hang all of those who gave us that power just to prove how evil we are.
What are your thoughts on this Dr. Jekyll?
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
"You people are all insane! Your powers should be used for the benefit of humanity, not for wrongdoing! Why am I even here? Can anyo—WARGGH—Pay no attention to the wimp. I don't care about the overall plan, as long as I get to indulge my...proclivities. And get plenty of my formula into the water supply.
"I'll leave the long-range planning to people like the fellow next to me, Dr. Sotanax."
Yes, it will take our plans and chocolate company far into the future. The ultimate death of the Paragon League itself might take decades to accomplish, like my doctorate. But we must perservere! After all, did I give up when I wanted that magical ax? No! I sought it out! AND LOOK WHERE IT'S GOT ME TODAY!
Although I do want to know how long it actually will take. Timeraveler, when are our plans finally brought to fruition?
edited 29th Apr '11 3:22:22 PM by Braincogs
Destroying
In the year 2492 we will kill most of the Paragon League by drowning them in molten chocolate. But I don't want to wait that long, so Chronomind do you have any ideas about how to speed things up?
edited 29th Apr '11 5:10:30 PM by Xaz
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We could use genetic engineering combined with nuclear power and fusionlyzing to power our chocolate delivery system. The amount of research, work, and money needed to go into it ought to keep us busy enough until then.
I worry though that this chocolate scheme isn't evil enough. What do you think we could do to improve it, Hypnojist?
Jamais vu
Hypnotize them! HYPNOTIZE THEM ALL! MUAHAHAHA!
Any objections, you dirty red?
I think we ought to open a laundry mat. THAT MAKES CLOTHES DIRTY! FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU!
Do you aggree, Villain-Vague?
edited 2nd May '11 6:29:46 PM by Braincogs
Jamais vu
Perhaps.
And you, Stilt-Man?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
The thing with the red gold crown.
We should wipe out all humans that doesn't benefit us, and take the gold and money from the vaults.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
94. Grandmaster of Shark
^^
We should remind them that we will be always above them all.
You're with me on that, Volcana?
One just might
Trigger volcanoes everywhere that produce chocolates in major cities, that way everyone have no choice but to use our chocolate. Either for eating and recreation. What additional info can you add Mr Rock Maniac?
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Destroying
We should torture the masses with really loud rock music, then kill them with rocks and turn the remains into rocks. What do you think we should do after that Emotion Assassin?
edited 3rd May '11 4:09:07 AM by Xaz
whoever is reading this hello
Dreaming out loud.
I have no comment on this matter, so I shall make up for it by maybe kicking a litter of puppies or two.
Now Mr. Murdoch might have something to say...
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
The thing with the red gold crown.
You people are monsters, cold blooded monsters! I can not remember my reasons for coming to this terrible display of the evils of humans.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
As I recall, Mr. Murdoch, it was the chance of getting the broadcast rights to our weekly evil orgy.
Speaking of which, Mistress Maim, is that still on for Tuesday?
watching down on us
Why, of course.
That is, if I can get the last of the bone splinters out of my teeth from last Tuesday.
Doctor Delirium, would you care to join with us?
edited 3rd May '11 8:00:50 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
The thing with the red gold crown.
I'd love to.
[[OOC: Are we supposed to act like the above avatar?]]
edited 3rd May '11 8:27:32 PM by Philosopher
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Welcome, fellow super-villains. As You Know we have gathered here today to discuss how we might defeat our arch-nemesises: The Paragon League!
I am your MC for this evening, Dr. Firsties. Now for a little about myself: I must always be first. IN EVERYTHING!
Now, I think our first order of business is coming up with a name for this, the greatest gathering of villains EVER!
I suggest:
The Really Oppresive Powerful Evil Rascals
What do you think, Penny-Pincher?
edited 27th Apr '11 5:42:36 PM by Braincogs