watching down on us
 | Sing me a song, Beowulf, and get that stupid song out of my head! |
Some jerk on the internet keeps trying to troll you nonstop.
edited 5th May '11 8:18:07 AM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
somethingsomething
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Slender Man hunts them down and murders themYou have a friend who is at risk of failing school/college.
edited 5th May '11 8:21:20 AM by EaterOfPizza
watching down on us
 | A little girl threatens to kill their family if they flunk out of college. |
Your god of thunder has crippling ADHD.
edited 5th May '11 8:47:31 AM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Planet-Killer
 | He will do his job properly with this guy handling him. |
I need a sniper good enough to hit a moving target 400 meters away from a helicopter!
edited 5th May '11 9:00:37 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Voted best hair
 | Well, it would be able to hit the target...whether or not it would be able to hit the target with the first bullet is a different story. But hey, it can at least hit it! |
We're all out of chocolate.
Based on what?
somethingsomething
Shotaro
◊ can have his buddy research good places to find chocolate.
Somebody needs help finding a lost pet.
Planet-Killer
 | Accel Faiz can move at the speed of sound. Finding that pet is gonna be easy! |
I need someone crazy enough to jump from a plane to intercept and destroy a couple of drop pods containing a giant mecha each.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Voted best hair
 | He's the goddamn Spiderman. Of course he can do it! |
There is a power outage covering the entire country.
Based on what?
someone
Megatron and Starscream can repower the country. Assuming that the entire population of said country becomes their loyal slaves.
Next avatar has to free the country from Megatron and Starscream.
something
 | - They suck Tronium Cannon and die horribly. |
Problem: We're being besieged by the Nazis.
Voted best hair
watching down on us
 | Snow casts waterga! |
A wolf bit my hand off.
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
...
 | She will heal you, and your body parts are restored. |
Raine / Refill is near a Ruin... And she is obsessed with them, pushing (and spanking) anyone who gets in her way.
Shutdown sequence initiated.
Macinatrix Insana
 | Gene Starwind seduces her. I don't think she'll be paying much attention to the ruins for a while... |
Help, I've been kidnapped by The Master!
edited 6th May '11 2:44:42 PM by Shadowbell
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
 | Link excels at rescuing kidnapped dames. |
Problem: My room is a mess.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
pantheocidal maniac
Steve? will just build over it. you will never notice the mess.
Problem: the spanish are commiting genocide on the aztecs!
edited 24th Aug '11 3:27:57 AM by paradisedj32
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
intellectual rapist
how to defeat godzilla
edited 24th Aug '11 4:11:30 AM by CommanderObvious
This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
somethingsomething
 | Peon goes to the gold mine and brings you some gold ore. |
HELP! We being attacked!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
literary masochist
Okuu can throw suns at them until they go away.
◊
We're stranded in space because the fusion reactor died and won't start up again. What do?
edited 5th Sep '11 6:18:25 AM by KylerThatch
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power... | This figure will provide the power to your ship. |
We have not enough lumber.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Voted best hair
 | He's Canadian, so that means he's a lumberjack. |
...No offense intended.
I appear to have burst into flames.
Based on what? | In total clumsy fashion he ends up getting you into falling into a river. |
I am in need of a cup of tea.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
edited 5th May '11 8:17:15 AM by EaterOfPizza