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Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#151: May 5th 2011 at 5:43:54 AM

No thank you, adserver. I do not wish to buy a lifesize cardboard standee of Justin Bieber.

I don't need EXTREME muscle-building formulas, either.

edited 5th May '11 5:58:09 AM by Ozbourne

Stupid doomed timeline...
inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#152: May 5th 2011 at 6:37:33 AM

a lifesize cardboard standee of Justin Bieber.

0_0

...Now I'm getting ads for rave equipment.

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
Bellacide trigger warning: bitch from Texashire Since: Apr, 2012
trigger warning: bitch
#153: May 5th 2011 at 9:01:17 AM

I've got a Lasik ad, which kind of relates, but I've also got a 2012 Obama campaign ad. Isn't as relevant.

bye
Shortcake Since: Apr, 2010
#154: May 5th 2011 at 9:02:33 AM

I think the adserver is trying to make me hungry. I'm getting a Milky Way ad on every other page.

Yowuza Since: Sep, 2010
#155: May 5th 2011 at 9:09:50 AM

edited 17th Apr '13 1:46:12 PM by Yowuza

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#156: May 5th 2011 at 1:19:39 PM

Lots of dating sites, some of which are quite specialised. My Single Friend (a concept that's always bothered me), dating bisexual girls, and dating wealthy women.

You're an ad hominem attack!
HersheleOstropoler You gotta get yourself some marble columns from BK.NY.US Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Less than three
You gotta get yourself some marble columns
#157: May 5th 2011 at 5:29:36 PM

What's My Single Friend and why is it bothersome?

The child is father to the man —Oedipus
Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#158: May 5th 2011 at 5:31:22 PM

It's a dating site where you register your friends instead of yourself. I know people have had success with it, but it seems a bit strange to me. Though thinking about it, I suppose it allows for more complimentary descriptions, because it isn't arrogant if it's someone else describing you.

You're an ad hominem attack!
nekoalexa from the same place I've always been Since: Oct, 2010
#159: May 5th 2011 at 5:32:57 PM

I keep getting one where it talks about going back to school while this creepy old dude nods his head.

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DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#160: May 5th 2011 at 5:53:12 PM

Gyah!

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
nekoalexa from the same place I've always been Since: Oct, 2010
#161: May 5th 2011 at 5:54:12 PM

[up]I just started getting that one today.

AC:NL Dream Address: 5200-2582-5967
DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#162: May 5th 2011 at 5:55:05 PM

[up] Improve your skin! Look like this creepy person!

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
Shortcake Since: Apr, 2010
#163: May 5th 2011 at 7:30:47 PM

I find this one to be worse, but that's probably just because of my trypophobia.

Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#164: May 5th 2011 at 7:32:27 PM

I'm getting adds for overnight rates in Las Vegas hotels.

Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
MultitaskingMimi from Ozzy's Statue Garden Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
#165: May 5th 2011 at 7:38:13 PM

I am getting ads for life size cardboard cut-outs of myself.

Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#166: May 5th 2011 at 7:40:31 PM

I am too!

Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#168: May 5th 2011 at 8:07:56 PM

Darn it, I want ads for a lifesize cardboard cutout of Mimi.

Yes, I know that the other people meant they were getting one for themselves, not for Mimi. But it's funnier the other way.

Stupid doomed timeline...
nekoalexa from the same place I've always been Since: Oct, 2010
#169: May 5th 2011 at 8:13:34 PM

Okay, now I'm getting ads for cutouts.

AC:NL Dream Address: 5200-2582-5967
MultitaskingMimi from Ozzy's Statue Garden Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
#170: May 5th 2011 at 8:44:11 PM

I want two cardboard cutouts of you, Ozzy, one of you cosplaying Vriska, the other of you cosplaying Terezi.

And now I am seeing ads for PS3s, which is kinda funny to me because of the PSN stuff. No, I don't need another reason to give my Credit Card to Sony, you already have it.

edited 5th May '11 8:44:23 PM by MultitaskingMimi

annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#171: May 5th 2011 at 8:45:08 PM

I'm pretty sure my TV is too heavy to mount anything.

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
nekoalexa from the same place I've always been Since: Oct, 2010
#172: May 5th 2011 at 8:49:15 PM

I keep getting stuff about tarots and psychics.

AC:NL Dream Address: 5200-2582-5967
HersheleOstropoler You gotta get yourself some marble columns from BK.NY.US Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Less than three
You gotta get yourself some marble columns
#173: May 5th 2011 at 10:08:29 PM

Still trying to sell me a Beamer, but no longer simultaneously offering to make my bankruptcy easy and painless.

I have no desire to get a Beamer. Plus I don't drive.

The child is father to the man —Oedipus
Yowuza Since: Sep, 2010
#174: May 6th 2011 at 8:03:16 AM

To anyone else getting the "FooPets" ad: Am I the only one finds it very Uncanny Valley?

edited 6th May '11 8:03:31 AM by Yowuza

annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#175: May 6th 2011 at 8:20:07 AM

Adserver, stop trying to sell my browser memory leakage in the form of a graphically-intensive flash-based Thor ad. It's a bit irritating.

No, I do not love jerks, adserver.

edited 6th May '11 8:27:02 AM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.

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