What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

Adbot is showing me an ad for an online tax filing service that I'm already using. Way to keep up.

And I got...

Nothing. Mainly because I'm using a friend's laptop and Firefox on it blocks some parts of the site automatically (to prevent unwanted issues, probably)

Adbot' I don't need hearing aids. I'm not deaf.

Frozen premade P.F. Chang's dinners. No thank you, it is currently morning.

stupid chegg and Honda keep spamming me!

Assorted clickbait with weird medical pictures, Mormonism, and... a cat tree. OK, that last one is something I would like to get for my cat but please stop with the others.

Coach handbags. T-T WAAAAHH!! Of course I want a Coach handbag! It's just not something I'm going to be able to afford until...years from now? Decades? Retirement? My teeny-tiny indulgence budget is going toward family vacations with the kid now, which is my choice and I'm having fun with it, but...OMG. I've never had a purse that cost more than $20 in my life. I want a pretty, classic, luxurious Coach handbag.

For some reason I keep getting adverts from the Texas tourism board or something like that. Not sure why.

Smoking prevention. Joke's on you, adserver, I can't afford to start smoking. Also, a new smartphone. Can't afford that either, LOL

Well adserver is trying to sell me some audible books. No thanks

A several minute long animated ad for Lyft about a sweet old lady who buys a new car and works as a Lyft driver, either because she's lonely or her son had some good experiences doing it. She then crashes her car into a snowdrift and gets helped by all her former passengers. It was actually rather sweet and heartwarming, plus the animation was adorable. I'd take this over the Russian dating sites and Superbowl ads any day.

A make up store. I don't really wear make up though...

University of Wisconsin, I can't take advantage of your flexible degree options when I'm at a private unaffiliated school. At least the state is right.

I'm also not interested in a trip to Louisiana at the moment. I detest humidity and also can't afford to take a vacation.

Edit: I'm now getting EMS equipment ads. I'm not sure what this is supposed to mean, but I don't like it.

edited 15th Apr '17 1:23:30 AM by Explosivo25

For a dubstep(?) gig sponsored by a cigarette brand. Dude, I'm not even the legal age yet.

Adserver, I have no plans for surgery and/or rehabilitation any time soon.

Contact lenses. ALL THE NOPE. I've tried that nonsense before...and really, I just can't get on board with touching my eyeballs before I've had my coffee. Or getting hair stuck behind a contact lens. Or losing a contact lens. Especially if I've "lost" it on top of my eyeball. Eye Scream ahoy!

• So, this one time, I was in labor. Doctor asked me for a pain rating. I said, "Fucking awful. But not as bad as getting a hair stuck behind my contact. So...9?" (It eventually went From Bad to Worse and beat the contacts thing, but just barely)

edited 16th Apr '17 6:24:43 AM by RaspyMink

Adbot, I already take a probiotic, and I don't need custom framing.

Undertale. Not that I trust the ad, but it's strange to see ads for things that people actually want for once.

Ru Pauls Drag Race?

Hmm. Sure, why not?

Credit score checking websites. I don't even have a credit card.

I'm not interested in dating right now, adserver. Stop trying to sell me dating websites.

Really adserver, Chuck Norris!?

Chinese food.

You win this round, adserver.

Pam cooking spray because my "bunt may be on the line".

Adbot, you don't need to spam Heroes Of The Storm ads at me. I know you're going off my browsing habits like frequent trips to /r/heroesofthestorm, but that's because I already play the damn game.