How sweet it is
Adbot, I don't wish to "view singles in [my] area". I'm content with my current status, thank you.
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I am actually not sure if I even saw a pickle ad at all. I just glanced at it, so I think now it may have mistaken the jar in the pasta ad for a pickle jar.
We've come too far to give up who we are
No adserver I don't want to enter the lottery.
We're up all night to get lucky
Adbot, I don't need a mortgage.
We've come too far to give up who we are
Adbot I am not really interested in the shifty looking virus scanner program. I appreciate the thought though.
We're up all night to get lucky
Adserver I don't want a stinking lotto ticket as it is a waste of my precious time and money
Hi
It's trying to sell me cheese. I love cheese.
Carry on, ad server.
i. hear. a. sound.
We've come too far to give up who we are
Adserver I appreciate the thought but I don't fancy makeup.
Thank you though.
We're up all night to get lucky
How sweet it is
Adbot noticed that I am looking for a job. Thank you, Adbot.
However, I will NOT relocate to Salt Lake City for a job at UPS. Try again.
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Part-Time Omen of Death
Adserver, I do not need fancy jewelry or watches, thanks.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
Adserver, I really appreciate it that you have taken into notion that I really like shopping for clothing, but do you seriously need to have literally all of your advertisements be for the SAME STORE? And stop offering me crappy anime MMORP Gs.
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -MeEngagement rings? I haven't ever even been on a date, adbot!
...is this an indirect approach to the "get me pregnant" series of ads?
i. hear. a. sound.
Adserver, I do need to visit a dentist, but I'm not so scared of it that I need IV sedation. I'm actually more scared of the IV needle.
Adserver I don't want weight loss pills because I'm already at the 1st percentile BMI!
Hi
We've come too far to give up who we are
Adserver, I know you are doing your best but I don't like black beans...
Or a lottery ticket.
We're up all night to get lucky
Ad server I don't want the latest cell phones from android nor do I want a stupid gullo truck. You clod!
Hi
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
Okay, AliExpress. I did look for cat paw gloves and cheap smartphones, hell, I bought both recently, but a sweater and panties set? Where the hell did THAT come from?!
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Ok adbot I don't want no stupid gourmet foods.
Hi
We've come too far to give up who we are
Babyfood, red solo cups, and dish soap. Ad server are you implying something?
We're up all night to get lucky
Part-Time Omen of Death
Adserver, I don't need insurance right now, I'm not going to change my cable company, and I don't wear a wristwatch so don't try to sell me fancy expensive ones.
I might be interested in virtual reality though.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Adbot I don't want no stupid flight and hotels!
Hi
Adbot, I don't need a watch, I don't have kids to start a college fund for, and I don't want to buy jewelry. I do need the small pet supplies, though. Bonus points if the ads show pics of cute bunnies and guinea pigs.
We've come too far to give up who we are
adbot, I don't need to go on vacation.
We're up all night to get lucky
How fleeting...
Toys R'Us, I have no interest in you for three reasons:
- 1. It's the 24th, as in probably a little on the late side for Christmas shopping.
- 2. The youngest person that I'd even try to buy gifts for is 18 and has no interest in your products.
- 3. I have no muns.
4 Disney movies for $1 sounds a bit tempting, though, so the Disney Movie Club ads can stay.
I don’t even know anymore.
Adserver, I already play World of Warcraft, I'm not interested in casinos, and I don't need Allstate insurance. I'll take the pickles and pasta, though. I love pickles and pasta (but not together).