So I was watching the trailer for fortress craft and it got me thinking about clones

It would be pretty sweet to have my own mini me. I thought of all the things I could do with other me

I could:

• Challenge myself to a game of battleship

• see how I look from behind clothes when shopping

• scratch my small part of my back

• Have a perfect alibi while I murder my enemies

So what would you do with your clone? : )

P.S. Oh and Aondeug/commando dude, don't say you'll have sex with them. ᓀ_ᓀ

edited 13th Apr '11 8:35:19 PM by joeyjojo

Unless I could split consciousness, it'd be useless. So I'd cannabalize it.

Simple question: Would that clone be your equal, or would it be your loyal servant/plaything?

The former, I'd treat it as a twin brother I've never had as long as it is alive. The latter... well, I would not mistreat it, because mistreat it is like beating myseld up with a stick.

But I WOULD have sex with them...

Err. For non-sexual things, I would probably use them to play as many practical jokes as possible. Being in two places at once has it's advantages.

Also, maybe if both of us were in classes, we would be able to learn more...? We might be able to bounce ideas off each other and learn more that way?

Also also, I'd be able to use myself to play multiplayer games by myself! Yaaaaaaaay! I think that's the loneliest thing I've said all day...

NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

If I had a clone, I 'd fight the clone in an epic battle of Good vs Evil!!!!

Instant Clone Bone, Mano a Me-No, Menage a Mois.

And then I suppose I'd uh...There's really nothing else to do.

I'd use her as a model when I want to design and make clothes, provided she doesn't end up gaining or losing too much weight for such a thing to work.

Don't worry, clone, I'll try not to stick you with pins when I'm fitting garments on you, and I'll make you something pretty for your troubles.

Sex, doing the chores I don't feel like doing, and sending him to school when I don't feel like going, then coming home and telling me everything that happened.

I'm not Aon or commando so...

SELFCEST

I'd talk about things like philosophy, spar a bit, play some games, and eventually give him a different name so that we could differentiate.

If I had a clone, I would have to look after her because she would be a baby. Seriously.

Probably talk to it some.

We'd both post on TV Tropes and talk about typefaces and design and ponies.

^ Well, look who's ninja'd me there...

edited 5th Apr '11 12:18:28 AM by CentralAvenue

(Somehow I figured you'd be the next poster)

The funny part is that I don't actually follow you around, we just both like the same kinds of threads.

I'd try to figure out how and where my clone came from in the first place.

Depends on what the clone actually is:

• Essentually an identical twin with the same genome as myself and also happens to be the same biological age:
  • Ideally, I'd like for us to be fast friends. If she already had her own name I'd call her that, that or I'll call her Bogumi(l/)a. I'd want her to walk the same path as myself (develop drawing-skill, writing ability, and similar interests to myself) but if that doesn't happen, that's fine too. I'd like her to be my double, but I'd rather not be hers.
• An identical twin that was born recently, which is how a clone of myself would likely come into being.
  • Raise her to be, essentially, my successor. Teach her how to draw, write, play piano, and educate her on everything that I'm interested in, and maybe also guide her in the learning of the Polish language though I don't speak it fluently myself. Also, free labor—I'd teach her to color, letter and do lineart so I can get comics done faster.
• An exact copy of myself as I exist at this very moment derived through some otherwordly means—biological and environmental
  • If I can make friends with the copy of myself and keep her from taking over my life, I would most certainly do so, though she, believing herself to be the real me, would do the precise same thing. I would like to be friends with her, but we are likely to delve into a war over who is the real Anne Beeche, and one of us would eventually have to kill the other. Naturally, I am afraid, because she knows me as well as I do.

edited 5th Apr '11 5:53:01 AM by annebeeche

I'd determine whether or not I was Bi.

I've have an awesome sparring partner and wingman.

Eh, two Kino's is going to result in a soaring pregnancy rate in their county/state.

I already have Malkavian...and we'd both kill each other...so yeah.

• Get a full-time job while going to school full-time (he works, I study).
• Play video games with him.
• Plot to take over the world
  • Did I say "plot to take over the world"? What I meant to say was... umm... "have sex with it" *
    ^{you said commando and Aondeug couldn't say it, you didn't say anything about me}
    .

edited 8th Apr '11 12:08:00 AM by Malph

I've thought this through a few times.

If we're a Hive Mind:

• Screw ouselves
• Screw other people
• Gain basically double the free time; I.E. one body works one day while the other plays videogames, and vice-versa.
• Figure out how to repeat the process
  • Create a Hive Mind clone army
    • Take over the U.K., then the world, then the galaxy.

If not:

• Screw each other, again.
• Screw other people, again.
• Get a job while still going to school and do both full-time with no complications; switch out if we get bored.
• Make terrible, terrible puns.

1. Take turns between going to classes and troping and homework.
2. Split the exam study load.
3. Finally take a good picture of us.
4. Play Playstation.
5. Get through the recommendations list faster.
6. Stalk more people or just the usuals around the clock.
7. Mind Screw other people.
8. Watch horror movies.
9. Cuddle while watching horror movies.
10. Cuddles!
11. More cuddles!
12. Tell each other how pretty we are.