ITT: We are Smug Condescending Elitists

Reply to everyone in a condescending, sarcastic, snide and self-righteous fashion.

That's if you can handle that, that is.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you because I was too busy listening to music by bands on Pitchfork.com on my iPad. My diamond-encrusted iPad.

Diamond-encrusted, you say? Is that all? You poor thing, not even able to afford the latest model. Don't worry, I'm sure your little iPad is very nice though. Now why don't you go and take your toy with you into that corner while the grown-ups talk?

Oh, that's just for travel. I already have a platinum, emerald-encrusted iPad 2.

I see you got here in a peasant-mobile, though.

Pfft, of course we are. *eyeroll*

edited 4th Mar '11 2:30:54 PM by Bisected8

Hey asswipes, I just bought reality. Bow before me, property.

Hi, I'm The Amazing Atheist!

edited 4th Mar '11 2:55:12 PM by Vox

By the way, that should be; "We are smug, condescending elitists.".

Ahem:

By the way, that should be: "We are smug, condescending elitists."

L 2 Punctuation, dude.

My mistake. That's very good coming from someone with an unfinished avatar.

Only a kindergartner couldn't catch that the misspelling was intentional to catch lesser elitists. For I am an apex elitist. Unlike, pfff, you.

What was that? I was too busy eating my roasted gazelle seasoned with saffron to notice.

Gazelle goes with garlic and rosemary you philistine!

Now, now, don't get your knickers in a bunch about your completely idiotic way to eat, pssh, gazelle.

edited 4th Mar '11 5:43:38 PM by wannabeotaku

Indeed. Only peseants like you eat endangered animals. I eat dinosaur.

edited 4th Mar '11 5:59:16 PM by SantosLHalper

Please plebian, I've eaten Anomalocaris and orthocones.

Cracked

Silence, proletariat! I've eaten primordial ooze and aliens with more taste than you! Oh, that reminds reminds me, I have an appointment with the head of the Andromeda Galaxy in an hour.

Yes, you get to that incredibly important meeting. We earthlings will be down here missing you terribly and hoping you'll return to us.

Rolls eyes in ridicule.

Bah, do you mind? I don't have time to waste talking to someone like you.

Silence, you worm! Before you could even SPELL YOUR NAME! I was being trained... to conquer GALAXIES!

Gosh darn, you fellas make the 1920's look like a charity event.

Oh, quit quoting a line from Battlefield Earth because you saw it reviewed by the Nostalgia Critic. It's not big or clever, so piss off, will you?

^^ Hello, Plebian.

Good to see you still haven't moved on from the nineteen twenties.

Then again, I'm not sure if I sould imply that you have the judgement to be obsessed with that decade.

^ Quoting about those infantile X-men? Everyone knows that all true art left storytelling when Aeshylus died.

edited 5th Mar '11 10:32:05 AM by AlirozTheConfused