In other (old) news, apparently Microsoft banned the appearance of any panties in their games after starting to market the Kinetics stuff. Funny how that works. Should I go dig up that article?
EDIT: Yeah, but I figured most of that was in mockery of otaku culture... like the rest of the game was. At least I believe so.
edited 24th Feb '11 10:23:21 PM by Usht
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Wouldn't doing that completely wipe out any remaining presence they may have left in Japan then?
The few X-Box owners only got it for Idol Master and Tales Of Vesperia...the latter being an Obvious Beta.
edited 24th Feb '11 10:26:01 PM by Signed
"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."It's a trick! Nobody who plays Wii games has sex!
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"That's sort of the tongue in cheek point, they marketed it towards the exact group they were mocking. That's a gold mine of hypocritical humor right there.
At least the writers were doing it. I don't know about the artists.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.It's kinda hard to tell if it's tongue-in-cheek, pandering to fanbase, or genuine Author Appeal though...okay, for the artist designing those characters, I'm positive it's Author Appeal for the character designer, but for the actual games themselves, unless they make it very obvious that it's mocking the fanbase, it's kinda hard to tell.
Either way...Criminal Girls...even if I won't play it, I want to atleast own a copy and show it to annoying conservative relatives when they visit. I want to see their reactions. Plus it's a nice looking game either way.
edited 24th Feb '11 10:33:18 PM by Signed
"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."...Wow, just wow. I have never seen anything more ridiculous for a video game idea.
Quest 64 threadTitillation in games has a long history; I don't think it's that ludicrous.
This concept done so poorly, however, and so embarrassingly, well...
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaDammit, why can't American culture sync up and share with the same perverted wavelengths that Japan has? The world would a better place if they did. >_<
... DAMMIT JAPAN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!They won't translate some of their best games and sell them to us! That's what's wrong!
I wanna learn how to hunt witches!
"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."This going to turn into an East VS West fight?
Was it Storm Dain's review of Mario Party 8?
No words.
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]... Miis? Really, why those things?
Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.Hmm... there's a fetish for Miis now. Porn of it should soon follow.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.It's been over four years. There should be Rule 34 of them by now.
Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.FINALLY, thank you Nintendo for finally allowing me Wii to turn me on.
You will never love a women as much as George Lucas hates his fans.Good point. And wiimote porn has existed since before the Wii... meh, whatever.
So while we're on the topic of weird sexual games...
I'm sure someone of you haven't seen this one before. Who wants to shoot highschool girls full of hormones?!
I couldn't make this up if I tried.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Hmm. I wonder how We Dare's single-player is?
360 Gamertag: Electivirus. 3DS friend code: 5412-9983-8497. PSN ID: Electivirus. PM me if you add me on any.Just shake the wiimote up and down several times, probably...
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What?
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.A game like this should only have a single-player "campaign". I mean, from the looks of things, this game won't have online multiplayer; and if that's the case, why play "virtual" sex with your SO, when you can have actual sex with them?
Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.The fuck was that....
and were do I get it?
You will never love a women as much as George Lucas hates his fans.Good question. I doubt main chains like Wal-Mart will put this on their shelves but I don't see exactly see Game Stop putting this in with the rest of the generally E rated Wii section. So... get it online or ask for the copy that's probably hiding under the counter?
Still, you wouldn't catch me dead with one.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
I'm not surprised...considering their artist's previous character designs.◊
Someone there clearly has a thing for lolis.
"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."