Our avatars are in a room together

Did we just fill a room full of baby ducks from assorted species and then blow it up?

-gets up off the floor, a few ducks left behind wandering around the room curiously-

-begins taking ducks out of his pockets-

Well then.

-the duckie in his shirt climbs back onto his head-

edited 29th Dec '11 2:18:03 PM by GameSpazzer

-comes out of some bushes about 50 metres away from the room-

.*cough*

Wait! Where's my elephant?

-shakes a tree and the elephant (and some ducklings) fall down-

-weak trumpet-

edited 29th Dec '11 2:20:26 PM by WackyPancake

-Hito is sitting back on the couch as if nothing happened.-

-steps around duckies and joins Hito on the couch-

-doesn't seem to notice there's still a duck on his head-

You okay?

-hears the elephant hit the ground and sighs-

I'm fi-

-Vanishes.-

I couldn't resist this. I'm sorry.

This was my attempt at a Crowning Moment Of Funny. Also, to answer your question Spaz, yes ,yes we did.

-enters back to the room, it now has some epic holes in the walls but it's somehow still standing-

-some ducks are still on it's back-

edited 29th Dec '11 2:27:26 PM by WackyPancake

That's fine.

EPIC WIN. The trope page is filling out nicely, isn't it?

-sighs-

-the duck on his head peeps-

Huh?

edited 29th Dec '11 2:28:57 PM by GameSpazzer

-Hiimdaisy!Ryoji walks in.-

Hey guys! Guess what?

W... What, mister?

-sits on the couch-

-some of the ducks climb on the newcomer's feet-

edited 29th Dec '11 2:29:43 PM by WackyPancake

Er... hi?

What? Also, mind the ducks.

-the duck on his head peeps as he talks-

-reaches up to pet it-

You're all going to die next month! And there's nothing you can do about it!

Ryoji:

-Han, who had fallen asleep is completely covered in a mountain of ducks, his hand sticking out the top of the pile.-

-Hearing ryoji, his hand goes back into the pile, pulls out his blaster, and aims at ryoji as he tries to pull himself up and out of the pile-

edited 29th Dec '11 2:34:07 PM by Joesolo

-blank stare-

-the duckie also stares at him-

edited 29th Dec '11 2:34:36 PM by GameSpazzer

You gonna add it to the trope page? Also, are you trying to copy my Empathy Pet idea?

-mutual WTF stare at Ryoji-

-a duck quacks-

edited 29th Dec '11 2:35:07 PM by WackyPancake

Probably. And no, the duck's gonna leave.

-the duck is still on his head-

edited 29th Dec '11 2:36:41 PM by GameSpazzer

Ryoji:

OHMYGOSHYOUGUYS, I'm sooooooooo sorry. Don't look so sad!

-Beat-

It's true though.

And... that's it? We can't do anything?

-another mutual WTF stare-

-one duck pecks him in the leg-

Nope!

Ryoji:

-Pets duckie.-

edited 29th Dec '11 2:38:55 PM by pyr0h1tman8

-duckstare + Cloudstare-

appropriate sound effects

But, if it makes you feel any better, you guys can kill me!

Background noise: YAAAAAAAAAAY!

-Pets moar duckies.-

edited 29th Dec '11 2:41:31 PM by pyr0h1tman8

-his expression of shock suddenly turns into one of disbelief, or more accurately a cereal guy expression◊-

And how exactly do you know that we are going to die, mister?

edited 29th Dec '11 2:41:59 PM by WackyPancake

Should I shoot him? I'll do it lightly.

-takes the duck off his head-

What?