U R now my eternal slave!
KYAHAHAHAHA!!! EYAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The man behind the slaughter
They say that posting on the internet take years away from you.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Absolute Madman
Your brain is actually shrinking every year.
"We be we baby!"
Complete Arse(nal)
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
I wasn't offended. I was just making a remark.
This one will be really, really horrible and probably a bit too much for some tropers, so I'll spoiler it (this is actually real BTW).
Due to the Quantum Zeno effect, observation of particles changes them. One of the most prominent scientists of our generation, Lawrence Maxwell Krauss, stated that the same effect would occur on dark energy as well. According to him, scientists observed some dark energy in the 1990s and doing so put the universe in a state where it may or may not collapse at any second, and observing more would definitely cause it to collapse. Scientists have completely ignored this and continue to search for dark energy to this day.
Why You Shouldn't Eat Meat
The link in your signature is convincing people to eat more meat.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
SOPA
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
We all die one day. There is nothing after death.
Hell exists, and everyone goes there. Especially the girl scouts!
Tief girl with eartude
People without avatars are usually flagged as troublemakers on most forums.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
18's Glomp OF DOOM
Most cosplayers don't exactly have lives outside of their show.
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
The man behind the slaughter
Akira Toriyama is gonna kill off Krillin and 18 for real this time.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Now a lurker. See you at the forums.
John. I just wanted you to know that I like you.
To win, you need to adapt, and to adapt, you need to be able to laugh away all the restraints. Everything holding you back.
Funny you use that avatar. I look just like that!
Just imagine. A page full of... TAIPOS!
This account is dead. I’ve said a lot of dumb things in the past and I wish to forget them. I’m sorry if I’ve ever hurt anyone.
Red Like Santa
Sends him a Osomatsu-kun creepypasta.
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
After a new constitution installed in Japan, anime that didn't meet the standards of the constitution... was BANNED!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
Chargeman Ken! and Zig And Sharko are BANNED. Posting any reference or watching it will be considered a capital offense. Said offense will get you life in prison or death row.
"'I will destroy all evil!'''
Judging you
Asian cultures are inferior
Haw Haw Haw
Tief girl with eartude
Spaniards should use a European language and stop appropriating Latin American culture!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Red Like Santa
Baking shit is for losers.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Absolute Madman
Gintoki-san dies in the end.
"We be we baby!"
Now a lurker. See you at the forums.
You will never have kids. You will never have someone who loves you.
But don't worry, you will have me. I love you.
I love you.
To win, you need to adapt, and to adapt, you need to be able to laugh away all the restraints. Everything holding you back.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Hey. How's it goin'?
You remember that failed attempt to replace the President with a Squid creature? Good job that fell through, eh? Otherwise the whole world might have ended up consumed by cosmic cephalopods. Just bringing it up for no real reason. Might create a warm feeling when you go to bed tonight.
nothing to see here
edited 12th Apr '16 11:05:14 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
They're making a Ratchet & Clank movie... And that isn't a joke.
Nobody reads your long text blocks.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.