Teeny hat.
D:
I only wanted an autograph, I only wanted an autograph!
"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee
Geomancer
... PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS!!
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Me: I thought troll reproduction was different from human reproduction...
Sollux: ii2nt thii2 diifferent from human reproductiion anyway?
Me: ... Well, this is less different.
I spy with my little eye
watching down on us
What? But he's definitely a male! =/
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Li'l Shardfinder
(we take care of our new daughter Zelda)
...this is impossible in at least two ways.
How the heck did this happen?
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
Pony-human hybrids....
Welcome to my special hell.
Fly Air Madeline
You are too young and the wrong gender for this. 
I'm surprised I'm neither dead nor infected.
Not stupid or expendable.
Bu-how-wha-BUT I'M A FEMALE HUMAN! And he's a male Betelgeusian! Oh no... I hope his kind has hidden female reproductive organs. Otherwise, Pregnancy and childbirth for Ford is gonna be as bad as having to listen to Vogan poetry.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
WTF? That's not how conceiving works!
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
I would question how I got a half-dead, perpetually angry SPESS MEHREEN locked in a walking tank pregnant... at least, I would if I wasn't running for my life from said half-dead, perpetually angry SPESS MEHREEN locked in a walking tank as he waves a minigun at me.
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
Not stupid or expendable.
WHAT?! Oh smegging heck. Robin, please forgive me! This ain't how biology works at all... It should be me having our child, not you! Smeg, This is like one of those Mr. Seahorse fanfics, ain't it? 
Well...this is certainly an awkward situation.
While I certainly enjoy lewd pictures of her, I'm not sure I'd be interested in her myself—not because she's unattractive (she's certainly not!), or because she's younger than me, but because it would feel weird since I, as creator, have way too personal a relationship with her.
More to the point, though, this would cause an absolutely nightmarish succession crisis and moral panic.
edited 8th Feb '18 9:20:37 PM by TheGreatUnknown
I really hope whatever Whispered gives birth to takes more after me. At least that way there'll be a chance of them not being a criminal.
Mweheheh
This could be worse, I guess.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Blitzy....
Well, how? Gems don't have a reproductive system.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
(Vaporeon enters with positive test in her hand)
Us: "..."
"Yesh!"
edited 8th Feb '11 9:33:31 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.