ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Magma Mobile M.... fine, fine, HQ

Lugaid ponders what do with the Pokeball. He already has the four mons he loves a lot.

Lugaid: "Oh, I know! As of this moment and since no other Magma NPC is around, I proclaim myself Leader of Team Magma. And you," — points to the grunt who handed him the Pokeball — "you are ascended to the rank of, let's see... Super Grunt!"

Magma Super Grunt: "...Oh really? Thanks boss!"

Lugaid: "And this is yours."

Lugaid hands over the Pokeball with Rotom to the Super Grunt.

Lugaid: "Hmmm... a new era has been ushered in to us. Where Pokémon can be happy in beautiful landscapes of... well, land. Time to work, people!"

Elsewhere.

Vyvyan flicks a head fin.

Vyvyan: <For some reason I'm getting rhe idea that we can resign now without having to donate money into someone's bank account.>

Goldenrod

Reed Snorkel: <Woo-hoo! Thanks for reminding her, sweetie!> -gives Threedot a quick smooch, to which he blushes-

Yellow Threedot: <Aww....>

<heh... OH! Wishbone, you coming?>

Wishbone: -from the kitchen- <Naw, I got a special project to cook today! Have fun!>

Yellow Threedot: <Oh. OK...>

Aqua HQ

Anne: <Well, we weren't exactly in the habit of spraying our bosses with water to test if they were robots...>

Edward: <We will be now! You should too, heh-heh.> -lightly Water Guns Tagg-

Ryklys: Oh! Excuse me... So, Fool... unconventional name. I would hope you are a capable battler.

Read: <Good news is, the new boss will let Ryklys focus on her pylons...>

AU Sinnoh Highway

-a truck pulls up besides Vinollo's location-

Red Snorkel: -rolls down the window- <Hey! Haven't seen a fiend like you in a while! What brings you here?>

[AU] Sinnoh Highway

After some examination Vinollo runs up to the truck.

Vinollo: <I am no ela, I am the night a foreigner...> — tilts head, blinks — <I'm from Johto actually. And... what is a "fiend" like you driving a hrududu?>

Elsewhere

Sierra: Oh, is that so? Well, then I suppose we should get it done?

Pastoria, somewhere far from Lina.

- Umbra's Pokemon are hanging out-

Abel: Hey Gilgamesh!

Gilgamesh: Yes?

Jadis: We were going to go get smoothies! You love those!

Gilgamesh: Eww, smoothies are sissy drinks for losers! I want a Blue Tauros!

Abel: I'm not sure you should be having those...

Gilgamesh: You guys suck!

-Jets off-

Jadis: Wh...what's wrong?

Lumos: I think it's called "puberty..."

edited 13th Feb '12 2:01:19 PM by Umbramatic

Goldenrod City: DMV

Lyra: *carries Reed and Threedot up to the window* Ummm...I wanted to get these two a license.

Deskman:

Lyra: ...I'm serious.

Deskman:

Pidgey: <He won't give us licenses either!>

Rattata: <It's very distressing!>

Abra: <Zzz...>

Growlithe: <Someone should do something! ;_;>

Lilycove

-Gets sprayed in the face-

...Very funny Edward.

-My mons start laughing at my expense-

Muddy: <They must make some really great robots then.>

-To Gaia-

<Who is this admin anyway?>

Gaia: -Explains-

Muddy: <Oh. Shame I wasn't around for those fights, they sounded like fun.>

Sentinel: <Maybe for those of us who don't have weaknesses to Water.>

-Still dripping-

Who is the new Boss of Team Aqua anyway?

AU Sky Pillar

Well, it is a pretty nice view I have to say.

Another Dewford

Well, I have been here before, but I wouldn't mind having you show me around.

-Smiles-

edited 13th Feb '12 2:18:17 PM by rmctagg09

Snowpoint City Gym, AU

-Mezzo looks around the (small) gym building, surveying everyone inside-

He's not here...

Sunny: <Hey, don't give up! Try talking to people!>

...Fine.

-Mezzo steps forward, and instantly slips and falls on the ice floor-

Sunny: <But maybe you should be a bit more careful.>

-gets up- Right...

- Decides to head over to the Pokémon League for my challenge against the Elite Four, Wolf presumably coming with me -

-did indeed go with DS-

Just got home. :)

Aqua HQ

Ryklys: The new boss... well, by quirk of the charter, and masterful political maneuvering, she is that Vaporeon from a couple weeks ago.

For better or worse, she has so far adopted a policy of suspending our more controversial programs, in favor of a public relations campaign.

Rex's House

Wishbone: <Now that they're gone... tell me about this Valentine's Dinner concept, Joe?>

DMV

Yellow Threedot: <Hey! Reed can get a license! Tell him she can pass any test she gives him!>

Reed Snorkel: <Twice!>

AU

Yellow Threedot: —<We aren't fiends...>

Reed Snorkel: <We're delivering this load of coal to market, of course!>

Yellow Threedot: <Wait, why are you here if you're from Johto?>

Rex's House

Joe: <Valentine's Dinner? Oh, that's easy. It's a special dinner that you make for your husband or wife or crush or something like that on Valentine's Day.>

Faith: *sighs*

DMV

Deskman: Oh yeah? Well "Cubone bone bone cu" to you, too!

Lyra: Hey! There's no need to be mean...

Deskman: Silly child; I am the Deskman! I am master of licenses, bringer of hope or despair, controlling the very forces of our world itself!

Lyra: ... ... ...Is this what Rex deals with on a daily basis? Because I think I'm starting to miss being off-screen. o_o

Pastoria City

Rex: *waiting for Melody*

- Begins my Elite Four challenge -

Somewhere in... Lilycove, I think?

- Veronica is doing something uninteresting -

Aqua? What?

Tropius: <Was there some "exactly as planned" scene too?>

Almia: Kim's House

Aqua: *drinking ginger ale out of a champagne glass*

-Has gone back to thinking about Anja's prediction-

Snowpoint City Gym, AU

-after a bit of sliding around on the floors and breaking snowballs, Mezzo has come face-to-face with Candice-

Candice: Here for your match, I assume? Don't expect me to hold back just because you brought a Murkrow along.

No, I'm not. I'm looking for someone. Someone who works here.

Candice: And who would that be?

Pianissimo Morendo.

Candice: Oh! Are you the sister he told me about? Your hair looks the same.

Yes, I am. Do you know where he is?

Candice: Well...

edited 13th Feb '12 2:57:31 PM by Mezzopiano

- Manages to win my first league battle against Sidney off-screen and moves on to the next battle -

Aqua HQ

Anne: <Umm... maybe. Does "keikaku" mean "plan"?>

Ryklys: Oh, right, you seemed to know her...

DMV

-the Cubone jump from Lyra's arms onto the desk-

Yellow Threedot: <Hey! You're worse than many fiends!>

Reed Snorkel: <If I defeat you, I get a license, right?>

Yellow Threedot: <Me too!>

♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♪: [1]

Wild Captured-of-Convenience Cubone and Cubone Appeared!

edited 13th Feb '12 3:10:35 PM by Tangent128

-Has flown to Rustboro, to visit my old city of residence-

Tropius: -To Muddy- <It does mean that, doesn't it?>

Muddy: <Yup.>

-To Ryklys-

Yeah, she's my friend's Vaporeon.

[AU] Sinnoh Highway

Vinollo: <Ah uhm, looking for a flower for my future mate. Er... I mean...> — blushes a bit — <a rock! A very important rock that I have to carry back to Johto!>

Looks at the truck-

Vinollo: <Erm... coal? So wait, you are working for humans or...?>

DMV

Deskman: So be it, Cubone. I will end your silly dreams here!

Government Official Deskman wants to battle!

Deskman: *uses Pound on Threedot* Haha!

Lyra: *has lost complete control of the situation*

Snowpoint City, AU

Candice: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but... he didn't make it out alive.

No...

Candice: Do you want a hug?

...

-Mezzo runs out of the Gym, tears in her eyes-

Candice: Poor girl...