Gamer's Secret Base
: ...(to Pianis) What are they talking about?
-Drake sends out a Shelgon-
: <Really? I doubt it'll even be able to hit me!>
Jab, Ice Shard!
-Jab breathes ice onto his claws, then rushes forward, slicing at Shelgon-
: Dragonbreath, now!
: <Wait, what?>
-Shelgon hits Jab with a stream of green flames, knocking him back and paralyzing him-
: <....> -Headbutts Jab, sending him flying back-
Jab! Are you okay!
: <I'm...erk! Fine...>
: -launches an Ember, the attack is enough to drain the remainder of Jab's health-
Words describing it fail. Pages relating it shrivel. Tales recounting it end.