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Oh, hey DS and Anom.

edited 14th Oct '11 10:04:54 AM by rmctagg09

Latias: Hi! Long time no see!

So... How are you today?

Oh, sorry I didn't notice you there Latias.

-To DS-

I saw Fool yesterday.

Meanwhile...

Doc: -Is trying to get to a cookie jar on top of a fridge with Victini on top of his head- <Come on guys! Our goal is almost in sight!>

Crochet: -Holding Doc- <I would hope so.>

Limna: -Holding Crochet- <Why didn't we get Sentinel again?>

Victini: <He'd probably drop the cookie jar, and he's too big to fit in here.>

edited 14th Oct '11 10:17:02 AM by rmctagg09

Oh? How is she/he? Did you get a chance to speak to her/him about her/his current situation?

Woolly: -Picks herself up off the floor.- <AAAAAHHHH! WHAT WAS THAT?!>

Treeo: <Did a Wailord hit us or something?!>

Pleo: <EEEEK!!!>

-Pleo hops into Lake's bag, hiding deep inside, shivering.-

Pleo: <Lake! I'm scared!>

Lake: -Softly.- <Hey, don't worry. Iggy could be right, it might just be a confused Pokémon.>

<"HEY!">

-A rather angry looking Chord crawls over.-

Chord: <Would you mind telling me before rocking the boat like that? If I hadn't been able to climb on walls, I'd be taking a swim right now!>

Treeo: <Hey, none of us did that.>

Chord: <Oh, did we hit a wave or something?>

Harriet: -From above.- <Guys! You should probably come and look at this!>

-Me and my team head over to the side of the boat that was hit. It doesn't take much to connect the fact that the Charizard that is hovering nearby is probably repsonsible for thr gaping hole now in the side of the boat.-

"A Charizard?"

Guardé: <FOUL BEAST!> -Extends arm blades.- <YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND BLOWING HOLES IN PEOPLEMONS' BOATS! IT'S RUDE!>

Harriet: <Uh...Yeah! What gives?!>

Ferno: <Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry about your boat. Tell you what, I won't blow any more holes in it...If you hand over that baby Lugia with you.>

-All of us are shocked that the Charizard somehow knows about Pleo.-

Woolly: <Uh, what are you talking about? There's no baby Lugia here!>

Ferno: <LIAR! I know you've got him there somewhere! I've seen him myself several times this week!>

Treeo: <This week? You were stalking us?!>

Woolly: <Oh! You creep! How dare you!>

Guardé: <You have some nerve, Dragon! I ought to slay you where you stand! Er...fly.>

Pleo: -From Lake's bag.- <Oh no! That must be the Charizard that Rhydon told us about!> -Shivers.- <Don't let him get me, Lake!> -Sniffles quietly.-

Lake: <Don't you worry, Pleo. I won't. Promise.>

Chord: <We know all about what you and your Delta Pokémon are up to, Charizard! Your Rhydon lacky told us everything!>

Ferno: <Oh, he did, did he?> -Smirks.- <I was wondering what happened to Rocky...I'm guessing you took care of him?>

Woolly: <Yeah! We hid him where you can't get to him!>

Treeo: <Don't you realize that most of the Pokémon working for you don't want to do these awful things?>

Ferno: <Well, if they're not so keen on it, why do they do it? Oh! I know! Because they've been prosocuted by you so called "normal" Pokémon! Don't you know that most of these Pokémon are only doing this so that they can have a chance of getting back their lives that YOU took away because they're not "normal" like you? Let me ask you something, are we really the bad guys here?>

Treeo: <Well, you may not be bad guys, but good Pokémon don't go around taking baby legendaries as hostages!>

Ferno: <Well, I'm sorry, but sometimes good Pokémon have to do bad things in order to get by in this world. Now, enough talk. Are you going to give me the Lugia, or am I going to have to blow you all to king->

Thyme: <HEY!>

-Tempest and Thyme surf over.-

Thyme: <I thought we agreed that we weren't going to blow anymon up!>

Lake: <Oh! That Feraligatr! It's the same one from Tarroco!>

Guardé: <Indeed. But who's the Serpeior? Is she a Delta?>

Lake: <Most likely.>

Ferno: -Growls.- <...Fine. Give us the Lugia, or...>

-Tempest leaps up onto the deck, Thyme gracefully slithering off his back, all three Delta Pokémon assuming a fighting stance.-

Ferno: <...We'll take him by force!>

-Gives DS a look-

We didn't get a lot of time to talk, I was too busy fighting the monsters and zombies he created since he acquired that damned mask.

-Is running after Luke-

"Wait, what's going-"

<Teala: "... Oh boy...">

<Vlad: "... Who are they?">

<Lardna: "... Have I met these jokers before?">

<Teala: "... No, you haven't...">

<Zoltan: "Why do they all look so mean?">

"... I think that you should stay in your Pokeball for this one, Zoltan..."

<Zoltan: "Huh? But why-">

<Iggy: "Just trust us on this one.">

<Zoltan: "... Okay...">

-Recalls self to Pokeball-

<Thog: "... You interrupted my train of thought for this?!">

"Um... Thog, you should probably head back, too..."

<Thog: "No way! Not until I'm able to give one of these jerks a piece of my mind!">

-Setting Toothless in my bag-

<Nadia: "Look, I don't mean to delay the process of us tanning your hides too long, but just what do you hope to achieve here again? You guys are outnumbered and we're not exactly pushovers!">

edited 14th Oct '11 10:36:04 AM by TracerBullet

Wait, what!?

- Coughs -

Latias: ... That doesn't sound good.

Yes, Fool is currently possessed by that thing on his face. Wonderful.

W-What? A mask? Fool is possessed?

- Coughs -

What's going on!?

I don't know exactly how it happened, but it happened.

Oh... That's... Well, saying it's bad is definetly an understatement.

- Coughs -

We need to find a way to return Fool to normal.

Tempest: <Ferno, I don't want to seem like a party pooper, but the Salamence has a point.>

Ferno: -To Tempest.- <Shush!> -To everyone.- <Look. We don't want to beat you in combat, but since you're so insistent on keeping that Lugia to yourselves, you haven't given us a lot of choice. Besides...> -Begins to charge a Draco Meteor.- <We're MUCH stronger than your ordinary Pokémon...>

-Ferno prepares to blast us with a Draco Meteor attack.-

"OH NO! NONONONONONO!"

Woolly: <NO YOU DON'T!>

-Woolly discharges a Thunderbolt at Ferno, dispelling his attack and causing him to wobble mid-hover, but clearly not doing super effective damage.-

Woolly: <Huh? Shouldn't that have done more damage?>

Ferno: -Growls.- <That's it! GET THEM!>

Tempest: <Fine, then!>

-Tempest uses Surf, but instead of making a wave himself, he conjures up a wave from the sea to swamp the deck of the boat.-

Harriet: <Whoa!>

Chord: <Wha-?!>

Guardé: <Yikes!>

-Harriet flies up out of the way, Chord fires a string of web to swing to safety, and Guardé teleports away to avoid the wave, but the rest of us end up getting hit by the wave and knocked into the side of the boat's cabin.-

"Ow. I'm soaked!"

-Treeo, and Lake, having resisted the attack, quickly get themselves up as Woolly pulls herself back to her feet.-

Treeo: <Is that all you've got? Really?>

Tempest: -Smirks.- <Not quite.>

-Tempest discharges a Thunderwave. Unfortunatly for us, the water on the deck conducts the electricity.-

Treeo: <URK!>

Woolly: <AH!>

Lake: <Whoa!>

-Lake uses Protect, managing to avoid being paralyzed. Woolly and Treeo aren't so lucky, though.-

Woolly: <Oh no! I can't move!>

Treeo: <Gah! Me neither...>

Chord: -Hops back down.- <Well, this is a good start...>

Ferno: -To Tempest.- <YOU IDIOT! Why didn't you use Thunderbolt instead?>

Tempest: <What? But that would have been cruel!>

Ferno: <And those humans that drove you away from your trainer weren't?>

Tempest: <...>

Thyme: <Now's not the time to be arguing!>

-Thyme's tail takes on a metallic sheen.-

Thyme: <Look, I hate this just as much as everymon else! And if there was a better way we could go about doing this, then believe me, I would do it! But there isn't. So I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to bring on the pain!>

Harriet: <No you don't!>

-Harriet dives down towards Thyme. The Grass snake attempts to slam her with an Iron Tail attack, but the Honchkrow easily dodges it and Drill Pecks Thyme for decent (but again, not super effective) damage.-

Thyme: <ARGH!>

-Harriet retreats, having learned from the last two times she tried to fight a Seprerior at close range.-

Harriet: <Jeez! Her scales are hard!>

It's not fair, why does this crap keep on happening to me?

-Every comes to, still in the town square-

Ow....what happened...

-remembers the events of last night, up until being knocked out by the chimera-Pseudo-Legendary-

Oh dear...

Aww...

- Hugs Tagg -

It'll be all right. We'll fix this mess together.

-Hugs back-

I hope you're right.

-Recovering from being thrashed against the side of the boat by the Surf-

"(*hack*) Urgh... So much for a diplomatic solution..."

<Toothless: "Ugh... Here comes that wharf smell again...">

<Thog: "Oh, that is it!">

-Thog runs up to Ferno-

"Oh no..."

-Quickly grabs Thog's Pokeball-

<Thog: "Take a hike, you overgrown lizard!">

-Proceeds to clock Ferno in the snout, and is promptly recalled by a beam of red light-

-Thinking-

"Couldn't you have waited until you evolved?"

-The others get to their feet-

<Nadia: "Fine, you want to play that way? So be it!">

-Begins to use Dragon Dance-

-While using Swords Dance-

<Vlad: "Why can't you just leave us alone?!">

<Lardna: "GET OUT! ">

-Uses Flamethrower on Thyme-

<Iggy: "You know, when most Pokemon want something badly, they ask nicely!">

-Proceeds to Hydro Pump Ferno-

edited 14th Oct '11 11:29:27 AM by TracerBullet

- Pats Tagg's back -

Besides, bad stuff doesn't happen only to you, you know.

- Notices Latias reaching for Anom's hair again, and gives her a look. The Eon dragon quickly moves her hands away -

Yes, but that doesn't exactly change things does it?

-Sighs-

Sorry DS.

-Thyme doesn't even have time to react to Lardna's attack, which doesn't bode well for a Grass/Steel Pokémon like herself.-

Thyme: <AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! OWOWOWOWOWO!!!>

-Panicking, Thyme flops onto the deck and rolls around in the seawater, trying to put herself out.-

Tempest: <THYME! Oh, that is it...>

-Tempest readies a Hydro Pump, aiming to attack Lardna in revenge, only to be tackled by Lake.-

Tempest: <OOF!> -Sees Lake.- <You!>

Lake: <Look, I don't want to fight either! None of us do! Can't you see that?>

Tempest: <Of course I can!>

-Tempest rolls, pining Lake to the floor.-

Lake: <AH!>

Tempest: <So why can't you just give the child to us? We'll give him back once we're done with him!>

-The Delta Feraligatr electrifies his hand, but Lake sees this coming and reacts quickly, kicking Tempest off himself.-

Lake: <That's not the point! He's only a child! Imagine how it must feel to be kidnapped at that age!>

-Lake swipes at Tempest with an Aqua Tail, but the other Feraligatr manages to grab hold of it!-

Lake: <Uh-oh!>

-With a mighty heave, Tempest swings Lake around and hurls him a short distance, the Feraligatr hitting the deck rather hard.-

Lake: <Ouch!>

Pleo: -Muffled.- <Ow!>

Tempest: <...?>

Lake: <...!>

-Lake scrambles to his feet and runs for it.-

Tempest: <HEY! Get back here!>

-Tempest gives chase. Meanwhile, Ferno rubs his nose, in pain from Thog's punch.-

Ferno: <GAH! He's stong for somemon so small. WHA-!>

-The Charizard quickly flies up, dodging Iggy's Hydro Pump.-

Ferno: <PAH! I'm not that easy to hit! Take this!>

-Ferno retaliates by firing another Dragon Pulse.-

Forum says I'm preparing a salvo? Here you have a salvo.

[AU] Kanjo Victory Road — Six Hours Ago

-The Zubat perched on the ceiling of the cave's deepest floor were now trembling. Most of them trying to escape, their paths unhindered by the amount of dust and debris that a recent battle had caused. However, there were too many still behind, young and unable to move-

"Don't move from the corner!"

"We have to get them out of here!"

"Aaaahh! My leg!"

"With Supersonic? All together?"

-At the depths of the cave, an Ursaring is trying to help a badly battered and hurt Machop escape from the high-leveled Graveler giving chase. The rock creature, oldest among its kin, had already Smack'd Down the Machop to the ground, when he had been shoved away by the Ursaring's tremendous strength...-

Ursaring: — <Come on! You have to move!> — lands a Faint Attack on the Graveler, pushing it away — <I can't carry you and fight!>

Machop — <I can't move my leg! And with all this dust I can barely see!>

-The Graveler got back to its feet and [Bulldozed] its way against the Ursaring this time. Collecting all his Strength to resist the attack and shove the Graveler to the side. Seeing an opportunity, the Ursaring leapt into the air, focusing all his Fighting power to land a definitive attack on the rock-type-

-Meanwhile, a faint violet cloud of smoke swirled around on top of a nearby rock, observing, measuring-

♨č▒⢫╠␣☣ł₤舸▟ — ❴...power to survive~❵

-The Graveler only manages to open its eyes for a moment before they are closed shut again by the power of the Ursaring's [Hammer Arm], the shockwave and pressure enough to bury the Pokémon in the rocky ground-

Machop — <Ack.... Mon! You did it!>

Ursaring — <Ugh... we need to get out of here... before->

-The Ursaring moves, somewhat more clumsily, to pick up his fallen practice comrade. The two had difficulty moving however, and by the time they got up, the Graveler had managed to get itself out of the Graveler-shaped hole and rolled closer to their position, its body acquiring a red glow and vibrating at a particular frequency-

Ursaring — <Ack! Nooooo!>

Machop — <We're not going to make it~> — clings to the Ursaring's arm.

-The Zubats above had gathered on the ceiling to unleash a Supersonic attack on the group, but it was already too late - the rock Pokémon was bent on claiming its victims.-

-At that moment, as if responding to the vibration, the violet cloud started materializing again, trying to acquire a more [definite] shape; after pulsating for a moment trying to replicate the shape of the nearby Pokémon, it decided to settle again on the more stable, durable, battle-ready form of the Pokémon it had seen when leaving the Alpha Ruins, at the very moment the Ursaring tried to cover himself from the impending explosion with his arms-

♨č▒⢫╠␣☣ł₤舸▟ — ❴...forborne, you remember it?❵

-There the Ursaring stood still, pupils gone, paralyzed by the tharn, the fear of imminent death. Had it jumped at the enemy, the Glitch measured, had occurred to the Ursaring to try and land a final attack, a Cross Chop, to the nearing enemy, he would have pushed it far deeper down on the hole, perhaps even knocking it out and [saving] himself and his partner, not to mention the countless Zubat above.-

-But in the fear, the Ursaring was only paralyzed. The Glitch could only perceive in the bear's eyes blurry images of an early life as a Teddiursa and about meeting a friendly Machop at a rivershore-

♨č▒⢫╠␣☣ł₤舸▟ — ❴...this one... fits~❵

-At that very second, the Glitch's skin acquired a greenish tone, and he let out a growl, not unlike that of the creature it was modeling after, but more guttural, vicious, and in a language not pertaining to the Master's letters. The Graveler started glowing with that energy too, screeching in pain as its life energy was forcefully extracted from its body and condensed into a green bubble that flew towards the Glitch to be [Absorb]ed by the creature, along with some of the hardiness traits of the Rock-type-

-The Graveler fell uncionscious at the moment, its destructive energy siphoned away just in the amount necessary to prevent it from using the last resort attack-

Ursaring — opens one eye — <...What? The-the...>

-The Zubats, unaware of what had just happened, unleashed their Supersonic attack on the group, making the Machop and Ursaring cry in pain as they fell to the ground, convulsing. The Nidorino-shaped Glitch remained affixed to its rock for a moment, shaking its new shape trying to get rid of the sound-

♨č▒⢫╠␣☣ł₤舸▟ — ❴...words... pain... should I...?❵

-The Glitch tried reflexively lowering its ears and head, only partly diminishing the effect of the attack; after a moment, it took the far more [effective] strategy of dissolving into a violet smoke cloud again, and flew upwards to escape to the surface through a gap right between the Zubat, who didn't notice-

-The smoke cloud floated to the east, to the land of Kanto, letting itself be carried by the wind-

[AU] Routes East of Goldenrod

-A couple of Nidorina and Nidorino are chatting and eyeing the Nidoking walking down the route curiously, wondering why he would be carrying what looked like the hide of a Pokémon, casually dragging it around-

"Where do you think he got it?"

"It reminds me of something, but I can't recall exactly what..."

"I can't believe Inka would let him keep that thing near the children~"

"Wonder if it is part of a sayn... although I don't remember any that looked like that!"

"It'd have to be a Tyranitar, but it's way too big and too red and too spiky!"

"...Where is he taking it anyway? Into the city?"

"Oh hraka hraka hraka... I just remembered that some idiot sent news about the executions to Inka."

-assorted facepalms and gulps-

-Baluarkos hums a happy song about lettuce as he drags the spiky red hide, to which some vertebra and a fang can be seen attached, until he reaches the pond right before Route 35-

Baluarkos — <Hmmm... wonder what would be a good place to stick this~ so that humans get the [message]~>

-swings tail and stops for a moment to drink some water, then looks around the path; this early in the morning there are barely any humans going around-

Baluarkos — <...Perhaps I should take this~ directly into the building~ with those annoying humans~ who are always looking[~]>

-The Nidorino and Nidorina reach a hill to observe him idly look around still carrying that hide. After a moment, Baluarkos stands up and slowly walks down the route towards the city-

"....Oooops."

"Please someone tell me Mayonaka sanctioned this... Y/N?"

"N"

"H-"

[AU] Goldenrod City Police Station, an Hour Later

-At a meeting room, three police officers, the National Park policeman who trains at the end of Rt.35 and two agents of the pannational Pokémon police agency are holding a meeting via videoconference with a Joy and a police officer at the Orange Islands-

Orange Islands Jenny — Yes, we know he was around here. — checks some documents — Rented a ship and sailed east like, one week ago.

MIB Officer #1 (Goldenrod) — You are aware of the complexities of this situation, I hope. You should have arrested him on the spot.

Goldenrod Officer #1 — Sure, yeah, — idly waves a hand — just hand over your problems at someone else to deal with...

MIB Officer #2 — It's not your place to question the policies set up by the interregional Agency.

Goldenrod Officer #2 — Well, — walks around the room drinking a coffee — considering these policies turned out so well with the Unovan genocidal girl affair...

Goldenrod Officer #3 — I'm sure the Rangers would have handed this quite more efficiently, for example.

OI Jenny — It's not our matter to bring him in if we haven't received an official claim from the Johto or Kanto officers anyway...

Goldenrod Officer #1 — ...which we haven't sent.

OI Jenny — ...and he is officially here for reserach, so he can go wherever he wants. — checks the documents — Should have arrived at Ascorbia, but we haven't heard a thing there.

OI Policeman — Not that the people [there] would care.

-The two agency men give a reprimanding look to the OI officers and then grab some documents-

MIB Officer — Well, if you haven't been briefed before, you are being briefed now. Your people are instructed to hold him and hand him over to us.

Goldenrod Officer #3 — Hey! Dude, where is my jurisdiction?

MIB Officer — It ended when you allowed him to leave the region.

Goldenrod Officer #2 — So what, you want someone else to chase him for you so the wrath of a Legendary falls on someone else while you [claim] the arrest?

'Goldenrod Officer #3 — Smooth. — sips some coffee.

MIB Officer — For the fourth time, that wasn't our doing.

Goldenrod Officer #1 — Says you. Why does our local chatter then indicate that you sent messages to deal with him "just like with the Unovan girl"?

-The two MIB officers sit in silence, while one of the Goldenrod officers goes look through the window-

MIB Officer #2 — Look, this is getting us nowhere. Yes, we failed with the Unovan case. When we finally got word of where the girl could be, some Unovan lunatic had already got a night and a day [ahead] of us.

MIB Officer #1 — We don't want to make the same mistake again. That's why we want to take advantage that according to our intel, Dr. Silent is, unlike the Unovan girl, not associated with any Legendary.

Goldenrod Officer #3 — ...as far as you know. I mean, guys, frickin' Reshiram was here.

MIB Officer #2 — According to the camera takes and reports, Reshiram came for another [Trainer], so that shouldn't be an issue. So you... — points at the videoconference camera — are going to tail him and arrest him when you have the chance.

OI Policeman — ...I'd rather have a legal order signed by all the continental authorities, not to mention the Ranger Association, — scratches head nervously — not to mention a guarantee of post-disaster economic and sanitary support in case a Legendary decides [to] come in and wreck the Islands.

MIB Officer #2 — We are not going to sign you that, as if we could with the second part!

-One of the Goldenrod officers stands up exasperated-

Goldenrod Officer #1 — I think that's what you should do! If you want to get him, go hunt for him yourselves!

Goldenrod Officer #3 — Yeah. Just let us know when you try, I want to be ready with some popcorn...

Goldenrod Officer #1 — You are already causing us enough troubles just by being here. In the last month the city has managed to pretty much rebuild a stable, nice, well-behaved relationship with the forest colony, you know? Heck... — shows a folder with pictures — they even help rid the streets of trash.

Goldenrod Officer #3 — They also plant berry trees across the routes. Get it? They. Farm. Berry. Trees. And they keep the northern routes clear from Houndoom packs and other dangers for roaming Trainers.

-The first officer nods and crosses his arms-

Goldenrod Officer #1 — I'd rather have you guys out of this city today afternoon at most. I don't want to think how badly things can get if that colony finds out about what you are trying to [do]. I mean, they listen to radio, for Lugia's sake!

Goldenrod Officer #2 — Err.... guys? — pales as he looks through the window.

Goldenrod Officer #1 — What?

Goldenrod Officer #2 — I think it's a little bit late for if.

-The group goes look through the window, the MIB officers first.-

-Down the parking lot, they see a Nidoking idly walking around and carrying what looks like the hide of a Pokémon, as well as a signpost tore out from somewhere. The Poison type goes around sniffing the vehicles until he stands right besides a motorcycle-

Baluarkos — <Oh yes... *sniff* this one definitively smells foreign and unnice!>

MIB Officer #2 — ...Thats' my Harley-Donaldson... — gulps.

-As if on cue, the Nidoking stares up and looks directly at them, lets out a playful growl and greets the officers by waving a paw and his tail. One of the Goldenrod Officers can't help but wave back a good morning-

Goldenrod Officer #3 — That's... that's the Nidoking Silent was living with, yes?

MIB Officer #2 — ...what the...

-The Nidoking turns to grab the motorcycle, lifts it up with a paw, examines closely, and then, using both paws, playfully crunches it until the scrape metal and the torn tires don't use more room than a [woman's purse] would-

MIB Officer #2 — Ack...! My ride!!!! — cries.

MIB Officer #1 - offers his partner a shoulder.

-After examining the little motorcycle-remains for a moment, the Nidoking looks around and throws the object towards a nearly trash can, with pretty much perfect accuracy. The ding resulting from the impact is enough to make the poor owner officer cringe-

OI Policeman by Video — Lemme see... they found out?

Goldenrod Officer #1 — That's what it seems, yes.

OI Policeman — Gee... — scratches face — Wonder what do they think about that.

Everyone else — ... — they keep staring thru the window-

-The Nidoking follows up by picking up the signpost and the Pokémon hide, walking into the now vacant parking space, and showcasing the Pokémon hide to them-

-At that point, several other officers are looking through the other windows of the building, none of them daring to come out, and some of them taking pictures or videos. The youngest of them even start betting on what will the Nidoking do next, while the more experienced ones start evacuating the public from the building and preventing the rest of the officers to blindly send their own Pokémon to counter-

Goldenrod Officer #2 — Oh Arceus...

MIB Officers — @_@;

Goldenrod Officer #3 — What? What is it?

-The Nidoking swings the signpost, and with all his strength he pikes it into the asphalt ground. When he is finished with it, the Nidoking then carefully grabs the Pokémon hide, lifts it on top of himself, and with his horn pierces a hole through the attached vertebrae-

Goldenrod Officer #2 - points to the hide — That's the... the... the... the... the.. the.. the...

Goldenrod Officer #3 — What? What did I miss?

MIB Officer #1 - pats his crying partner — That's... the head crest and jaw... of the Giant_Druddigon♀_lv72 that the Serperior's forces sic'd into the city when the Nidos attacked their headquarters...

Goldenrod Officer #3 — What.

MIB Officer #1 — Friggin' Unovan had some really crazy experiments back there... even a very large Hydreigon... I guess they brought this one along...

Goldenrod Officer #1 - casually leans against the wall — Ah yes... that thing leveled down like six blocks of houses and buildings, and was about to head to the Dept. Store when Inka and that Nidoking showed up.

Goldenrod Officer #3 — Owww... and... what happened after that?

MIB Officer #1 — Gee! — on the verge of a nervous breakdown, points to the Nidoking playfully piercing the hide — WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK HAPPENED AFTER THAT!!!!

Goldenrod Officer #3 - gulps.

Goldenrod Officer #3 — How the heck did i miss that anyway?

Goldenrod Officer #1 — Perhaps because that event was [scripted] to take place during the war, but when Reshiram came around the entire narration of events was sequence breaked?

Goldenrod Officer #3 — You guys will tell me the story later, right?

Goldenrod Officer #2 — Sure, or you can read the reports, or watch the video on Youtube if you want.... then again, I'd rather you don't want. You are too young to see Pokémon do stuff like that, probie.

-The Nidoking finishes piercing a hole through the spine, shows the vertebrae in all their glory, and then slides the hide down the [signpost] through the pierced holes, letting it rest slanted against the ground and pointing to the building. The Nidoking then smiles to the group and does a sort of rawr :3-

Goldenrod Officer #1 — I take it from that that yes, he got the news...

MIB Officer #1 — Oh, Crap! Oh, Crap! Oh, Crap! Oh, Crap! Oh, Crap! Oh, Crap! Oh, Crap! Oh, Crap!... — gulps — Please don't tell me we're next...

Goldenrod Officer #2 -shrugs — It looks like a friendly warning to me...

Goldenrod Officer #1 — Say what?

Goldenrod Officer #2 — Well, we have been [nice], and he it's not breaking our stuff!

-The MIB officers gulp, one of them puts some cool shades to try and hide his almost popped out eyes-

-The Nidoking then crosses the lot and heads to the opposite side, grabbing another motorcycle similar to the first one, but better ornamented-

MIB Officer #1 — Oh please no no no! — is about to leap from the window, has to be restrained — That's a gift from the Unovan President! Please!!!!

-The Nidoking holds the motorcycle up and swings it gleefully above his horn, then gives a loud roar that makes the building windows shake-

MIB Officer #1 — We're going away! I swear! Just... don't destroy it, please!

-The officer returns to the desk and starts grabbing some documents and folders, then peeks thru the window again-

MIB Officer #1 — See? We're dropping this! Please! Look!

-starts piercing the folder with the case files and the arrest orders, while the Nidoking looks up, head tilted but his eyes still serious-

-After the MIB officer has finished up crying a river and the other ones are done gasping and calling their families to say their goodbyes, just in case, the Nidoking looks up sternly and then settles for piercing one of the tires with his horn, then leaves the [motorcycle] back down-

MIB Officer #1 — We're leaving! You can escort us out if you want!

-Starts picking up his stuff and dragging his sobbing partner out of the room-

OI Jenny — So... how did the Nidos take it?

Goldenrod Officer #2 — Pretty well... I'll [imgur] you the pictures tomorrow! — laughs.

Goldenrod Officer #1 — Well... probie, go tell the other cadets that we are not taking further action. The MIB Agency will handle Silent from now on. Which reminds me... — offers a document and a pen to one of the other officers — can you sign this legal waiver for damages and this declaration where your organization takes [responsibility] for any resulting damage to the city?

MIB Officer #1 — WHAT? I'm not going to sign that!

Goldenrod Officer #2 — Oh well... — casually leans out of the window — I can just tell that Nidoking that you are forcing us to chase Silent...

Baluarkos - tilts head — Rawr? :3

MIB Officer #2 - to his partner, shaking him wildly — JUST SIGN IT!!!!!!

-Content with the warning given, Baluarkos then heads from the parking lot to the exit, there he lets himself be photographed by some curious people and their children, pats a random Linoone on the nose, and looks around-

Baluarkos — <Let me see... Inka said to take care of our public [image]... oh!>

-Baluarkos looks at a vending machine and swings his tail at it, cracking it and releasing its contents, to the excitement of the children who start picking the cans-

-Baluarkos received +2 Popularity EVs!-

Baluarkos — <There. A job well done~ Inka won't say no to more snu-snu~>

-Then the Nidoking lets out a friendly roar and happily strolls away-

[AU] Pewter-Mt.Moon Route

-Three Rattata are running across the rocky landscape, trying to make it to the grasslands that lie to the south of the route. Behind them, some screeching and vibrations can be heard-

Rattata #1 — <Ack! Why are there so many of them?>

Rattata #2 — <How am I supposed to know' Just run!>

-They take a shortcut down the route, while from behind a group of Baltoy can be seen swarming around and heading into the route, shoving each other around and firing psychic pulses randomly-

-Above them, the violet smoke cloud descends into a nearby dead tree and observes, picking sensations from the Baltoy-

♨č▒⢫╠␣☣ł₤舸▟ — ❴Do they... have it?¡~❵

-Suddenly the Rattatas find themselves cornered as they have taken the wrong path. One of them leaps to a nearby rock and looks around-

Rattata #2 — <We can make it through the craters!>

Rattata #3 — <Heck! I'd rather go through the craters than facing those weird creatures! Let's go!>

-The three Rattata leap up the rocks and head to the nearby meteor craters, while the members of the Baltoy swarm gather around and start inspecting the place-

-Suddenly, some of them pick up a strange sensation and head towards the base of the dead tree, where the violet cloud has collected itself, pulsating, trying to take shape once more-

Baltoy — <....?>

♨č▒⢫╠␣☣ł₤舸▟ — ❴...eager... how to find out... leak?~❵

-The cloud pulsates harder, and the Baltoy start circling around, feeling threatened by its presence. As one of them darts closer to inspect it, the cloud materializes again into bone and flesh, and with slight less difficulty than the last time, it assumes the form of the Nidorino. However, at this time, some of the traits absorbed from the Graveler materialize as well, and the newly formed Pokémon acquires a harder skin and a lot of weight, falling soundly on the ground and cracking it a bit.-

Baltoy — <Wrong creature? What is this?>

-The Glitch opens his eyes and observes the Pokémon around it, lending its ears as well to pick up more sensations of living things-

♨č▒⢫╠␣☣ł₤舸▟ — ❴...not threatening...~❵

-One of the Baltoy inquisitively moves in and stares at the Nidorino's eyes, not finding a thing. Then its eyes lit up and the Pokémon tries to use Psychic power to examine and understand the Nidorino-

Baltoy — <Western forests? Do you hail from there?>

♨č▒⢫╠␣☣ł₤舸▟ — ❴...tickles... far beyond, yes.~❵

-The Glitch turns around, facing the other Pokémon who dance around him in circled. He inspects them for a while, and then his ears turn to the direction the Rattata are racing-

♨č▒⢫╠␣☣ł₤舸▟ — ❴...not the group... to fear... elsewhere...~❵

-Suddenly, from the Pokémon's spikes and ears, eight blades of ice materialize, surprising the Baltoy around who recoil to a safe distance. The blades grow in size as the Glitch's eyes take on a brown coloration, the image of the Pokémon, or at least something that looks like it, reflecting on the eight blades that spin around to face the Baltoy around-

Baltoy — <....Psych- oh... sleep~>

-As they stare into the nine brown sets of eyes, the Baltoy slowly start closing their eyes and falling limply to the ground, all of them instantly asleep-

-The Nidorino looks around to measure the effects of its own power. Then, remembering the Rattata, he waves a paw making the ice blades disappear. He then tries to walk, only to find himself too heavy to do it-

♨č▒⢫╠␣☣ł₤舸▟ — ❴...reach... you are from... elsewhere~❵

-The Nidorino swings his horn, materializing a blue arc of light that runs across the vicinity bathing all the Baltoy. All the clay doll Pokémon, still asleep, are levitated into the air while the ground below them, surrounding the Nidorino, starts glittering and changing, a weird palpitation growing into the air-

♨č▒⢫╠␣☣ł₤舸▟ — ❴...hail from... elsewhere~❵

-First, the ground and the grass melt and turn redder, more maleable, as they literally become lava, and the dead tree coils into itself and changes shape to become a pushable boulder. The Nidorino narrows his eyes and shakes his head, then the lava starts changing again, solidifying and taking a shining colouration as from the ground the boulder and some other features start changing to become a building with a sign - "Mauville Pokémon Center". From thin air human flesh and skin materialize and is covered with clothes that also appear from nowhere, as the sounds of playful Pokémon and of someone riding a bike can be heard coming from everywhere at once-

Random Hoennese person — What? What is that?

-The Nidorino growls and shakes his head again, and everything around him dissolves into a yellow dust that starts flying around in the air. As the screeching sound of the reality-warping change subsides, the song of a Flygon can be heard-

♨č▒⢫╠␣☣ł₤舸▟ — ❴...desert? land of desert?~❵ — blinks — ❴...you belong there~❵

-Suddenly, the materialized desert fades away into the already existant Kantonian mountains that take their place, also vanishing the entire Baltoy swarm into the nothingness. When all is done and the Nidorino looks around again, he looks back at the dead tree and the mountains. He mutters something and tries to walk away after the Rattata, only to again find himself too heavy-

-Muttering something, the Nidorino acquires a blue shade and starts levitating into the air, then slowly dissolves itself into the violet smoke cloud again, and is flown away against the direction of the wind, this time chasing after the Rattata-

[AU] Hoenn Desert, The Very Same Moment

-A Flygon is on top of the remains of the Mirage Tower, practising a couple of songs, when she notices several Pokémon gathered around a pinkish creature. A bit startled, she flies down to check, only to find several Baltoy soundly asleep and no traces of any other Pokémon around-

Flygon♀ — <...Oh? Who are these Baltoy? I don't know them...>

- Hugs Tagg again -

It's okay.

-fires a Light Arrow into the Water Barrier-

-I am walking around Mandarin Island, bored-