ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Okay time to pull out the megaphone.

-gets out megaphone and yells in it-

ANOM ARE YOU OVER HERE?! I AM LOOKING FOR YOU ANOM!

edited 3rd Aug '11 6:50:32 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

Justice? What a pathetic excuse. If you really don't believe I could handle the Pokemon who we should care about killing, well, you really don't know who you're dealing with. How sad.

-Weavile sharpens his claws behind his back-

I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.

-several Pokémon in Black City turn their heads toward the sound of Daisy's amplified voice-

-a Hydreigon flies up to Daisy-

Charybdis: <Well, well. If it isn't another intruder.>

-to A-

Enough talk. You have the sword. You know what you need to do. Finish it.

edited 3rd Aug '11 6:51:16 PM by Mezzopiano

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Huh?

-sees hydeigon-

Oh snap we disturbed the peace! Fly away!

-happy flies close to the ground-

edited 3rd Aug '11 6:52:09 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

...No. If your new recruits are supposed to be so bloodthirsty, give them something worth a damn to fight!

Also, that is still too humane. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.

Charybdis: <Pathetic fool. You think you can escape?>

-Charybdis flies in pursuit of Daisy, while several Houndour on the ground fire Flamethrowers at her as she passes by-

---

You refuse? Then it's clear I have no use for you. Restrain her and the Weavile and throw them into the cells with the others.

-the Absol advance on A and Weavile once again-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Happy aura sphere!

-happy fires aura spheres at houndoom on ground-

Why does this happen to me?!

edited 3rd Aug '11 6:56:16 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

-Sol lights up a cigarette in her Cigarette Holder and starts smoking away-

I tell you Cuddlekins, this is the life.

-The Houndoom looks up to Sol-

With the position we're in. We don't have to worry about a thing!

-The Houndoom looks worried, butdoesn't say anything-

In Black City

-Snowman takes another puff of her cigarette before looking over to Daisy-

<Snowman>: <Now what~?>

edited 3rd Aug '11 6:56:20 PM by PippingFool

I'm having to learn to pay the price

Weak. -pulls out the dagger she was looking for-

-Weavile slashes at the Absol-

You're just trying to make Sol the biggest Complete Monster ever, aren't you?

edited 3rd Aug '11 6:59:59 PM by AgentDragonhunter

I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.

KEEP FLYING HAPPY!

-sees snowman-

Whos that guy?

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

Charybdis: <I will break your body and sear it to ash. Nothing but a memory will remain.>

-Charybdis fires a Dragon Pulse at Daisy and Happy as she flies toward them-

---

-one Absol falls, but the others continue to attack A and Weavile-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

You really aren't as cruel as you think you are, huh? Don't think four years of training makes Weavile weak!

-he keeps attacking-

You'll be sorry you refused me!

Probably will be gone to dinner soon.

edited 3rd Aug '11 7:03:09 PM by AgentDragonhunter

I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.

WHAT THE?!

-happy dodges the dragon pulse-

How about we fly out of here. I don't think Anom is here.

Elgyem: <Agreed.>

-flies back up high and heads east-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

-Helen is wandering the bug park place, looking for Katan-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

Trust me, what Napoleon is going to do is going to be worse then what Sol is doing right now.

-Snowman just sit's back and watches the events unfold-

<Snowman>: <My, my~ It seems like a battle is emerging here now~ This should be interesting~>

I'm having to learn to pay the price

Nidoran Colony, Southern Forests

-Two Nidorino are battling as a demonstration for the younger ones, who look in amazement as the two contenders leap around, threathen and charge at each other and brawl on the ground, raising dust clouds and tearing down grass blades wherever they go-

Random Nidoran — <Three Deku Nuts says Vinollo wins!>

Random Nidoran — <I like the part where they tear down the trees. Woo hoo!>

Random Nidoran — <Oh! Parli✦

started teaching me the same attack yesterday!>

-The Nidorino keep fighting while the most experienced students comment the attacks and techniques. Suddenly, as one of the Nidorino attempts to ram the other, the second lunges forward to receive the attack, grabs the first by the horn and swings his opponent^

, hurling him against a tree-

Nidorans — <Woo hoo! Blood!>

-The first Nidorino rolls on the ground, recovering quickly, to see the second Nidorino leaping forward while charging energy; suddenly, the second Nidorino sweeps the ground with his horn, releasing lots of mud*

and blinding his opponent temporarily-

Nidorans — <Four Deku Nuts! And a berry!>

Nidorans — <No way!>

-As the Nidorinos are about to charge against each other again, a fierce tremor forces them to stop the battle. They look aside to see three Nidorina reaching to the group-

Nidorina #1 -gives a stern face to the kits — <Exhibition is over, roolil...> — heads to the center of the group, as a lot of "awwwww"s surround her — <Your mothers here will take you to nom grass.>

-The two other Nidorina start leading the mob away as the demonstrating Nidorino try to tidy themselves up-

Nidorina — <There's news and missions for you two, since you are among our best.>

-to the Countering Nidorino-

Nidorina — <Rize, your resourcefulness is needed. There are three groups of kits who haven't returned from the human settlements... Pick a team and bring them back.>

Rize — <As you wish...> — gives an accepting gesture, then turns to the other Nidorino — <Later, rusati ma✦

?>

-The second Nidorino nods, then the two brush ears as a goodbye gesture. Rize is about to set off-

Nidorina — <Wait! There's something you must know.> — approaches — <One of those groups is at the Torchic farm... apparently, Inka's son leads it.>

Rize — <What?> — exchanges worried looks with his brother — <I'll pick the best for this mission then.>

Vinollo -steps forwards and bows to one of the females — <Can he take some of my group?>

Nidorina (nods) — <That's a good idea. As for you,> — turns to Vinollo — <come march with me. Have some good spare time?>

-Both Nidos run across the landscape towards Goldenrod-

Vinollo (frowns) — <...Yes. Why?>

Nidorina — <Voices from the city say, someone has come looking for Ithé Mon. An attack troop has been requested...>

Vinollo — <What? What for? Unless it's a dangerous trainer or something...>

Nidorina — <I don't know the details except that it is a Trainer, yes. And he set foot on Ithé Mon olme flow✦

. Evaluate the situation accordingly and assume the Trainer knows enough about him to try and head towards the Colony.>

Vinollo -bows — <Yes marlirah... Right away!>

-disappears behind some bushes-

edited 25th Oct '11 11:16:09 PM by SilentReverence

Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?

-Charybdis stops as Daisy leaves the city, firing one last Dragon Pulse at her as she disappears-

Charybdis: <And never return, worm. I'll be waiting if you do.>

---

Yin: <I knew it all along! They are spies!>

Felis: <What an amazing deduction, lieutenant. Now how about actually subduing them?>

Yin: <Err, right. Everymon, attack!>

-the Absol pounce on A and Weavile all at once-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Maybe that guy knows where Anom went.

Elgyem: <but Dasiy we are being chased!>

Just a quicky okay?

Elgyem: <... Okay.>

-flies west and to where snowman is-

edited 3rd Aug '11 7:06:42 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

-looks around and realizes Daisy's gone-

Hey, Where's that other girl?

-Follows Tracer with his own Pokemon-

I wonder how long after we releases this stuff to that website it'll take for the dregs of the Internet to rise up in protest. I bet it'll be...delicious.

---

-Sometime later-

Random Netizen: -Is busy surfing the Internet when he comes across our handiwork- What the hell is this? I have to tell someone!

-Starts sending out links-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Please tell me Fool gets her memories back soon. This Complete Monster persona is starting to get a little too exxagerated for me. As well as AU! Mezzo.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"

-Drake is silent the rest of the walk up to the office-

-It is only once he has locked the door then he speaks-

Drake: <Even then, I doubt they would be interested in me for the reason I would be interested in someone.>

Altair: <???>

Drake: <Dragon-types, heck, most pokemon in general are only interested in members of the opposite gender for breeding.>

Altair: <So why would you then?>

Drake: <Preferably companionship. Someone to talk to and to cheer me up when times get tough.>

Altair: <Isn't that what I'm here for?>

Drake: <Yes, but... It would be nice to have a female friend...> -Goes and sits hums some more song, eventually sings a little bit- #Missus Dries, maker of pies# -Goes back to humming-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Gamer, Sol at least has some hints of humanity. Like cherishing Cuddlekins and her other Pokemon that are not the Midori Room Pokemon or Napoleon like her own children. She also loves her parents deeply, hence why Napoleon burnt the letter they sent her to keep her ruthless.

edited 3rd Aug '11 7:18:46 PM by PippingFool

I'm having to learn to pay the price

-is close to snowman-

HEY GUY OVER THERE CAN YOU HELP ME?!

edited 3rd Aug '11 7:24:24 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

Then when will Napoleon's little letter secret be let out of the bag? A week, or something?

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"