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rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#77476: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:25:18 PM

-Smirks-

Yeah, we're done here.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#77477: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:26:31 PM

-Is listening to a number of problems and proposing solutions. The whole process is tedious when the wrong word can mean putting yourself in danger of attack. A rather weedy Charizard approaches-

Drake: <FlareRaider, why have you come to the Elder?>

FlareRaider: <I wish to join your team.>

Drake: <The one to head to Unova?>

FlareRaider: <Yes. While I do not know why my grandfather did not choose me to be his successor I accept that he trusted your wisdom, so so shall I.>

Drake: <That is good.>

-FlareRaider walks off-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#77478: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:26:39 PM

Well, if it is a stunt out of MK, it will give Mezzo her comupance if/when Joshua traps Mezzo with the exact same method as the last trap. But with several more Sucker Punch walls from Wipeout.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#77479: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:28:56 PM

The paperwork can wait. Knowing whose side you're really on is more important.

-Yin returns carrying a Patrat in his mouth and drops him on the ground near Mezzo-

-Mezzo draws her Sword Cane and hands it to A-

Here is someone who tried to fight against our lords. Show him the fate of those who defy their will.

-the Patrat shudders-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#77480: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:30:52 PM

In the Midori Room

<Sollux>: <Well that wath another thucthful procedure.>

<Erdian>: <Indeed it wwas Sollux. It's a shame that that trainer chose death ower life. Wwhat a wwaste.>

<John>: <I don't see any reason to celebrate.>.

-Eridan looks at John funny-

<Erdian>: <Wwhat do you mean John?>

<Rose>: <I'm getting suspicious of Napoleon.>

<John>: <Yeah, did you see the way he was looking at us yesterday when he summoned Itchy?>

-Erdian shakes his head-

<Rose>: <I believe he want's us "Out of the way". From my observations of him he wants to take over Unova from Liepard and Scolipede and to do that he'll need the Midori Room Pokemon. But he knows that we are not going to side with him.>

<John>: <I believe you two know where we're going with this>

-Eridan and Sollux exchange glances, before turning back to Rose and John-

<Eridan>: <For noww wwe'll lie low...>

<Sollux>: <But if he attathks uth. We'll be ready to thrike Agreed?>

-Unanimous agreemnent-

<Rose>: <Okay then, let's go to sleep. Who knows when we'll be called upon again>

-The other three Pokemon murmer as they head off to their beds to sleep-

I'm having to learn to pay the price
AgentDragonhunter from out of the pyre Since: Mar, 2011
#77481: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:32:33 PM

Wait...you're asking me to kill it? Seriously, one little rat Pokemon is such a problem to all of you that you need to get rid of it?

-Weavile laughs under his breath-

edited 3rd Aug '11 5:33:22 PM by AgentDragonhunter

I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#77482: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:33:53 PM

I'm asking you to kill it so that I know what side you're really on, of course. And if you refuse, then you and your Weavile can join it in the dungeons.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
AgentDragonhunter from out of the pyre Since: Mar, 2011
#77483: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:35:38 PM

I can get that, but are you telling me that one Patrat can mean danger for you? Wow, that's weak!

-thinking- Oh God, I don't want to do this. Even Evil Has Standards...

I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.
TracerBullet Guess Who...? from A Dark and Rainy Alley Since: Jan, 2011
Guess Who...?
#77484: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:36:34 PM

-Recalls Mike and Kammy and turns to leave with the equipment pilfered by the Honchkrow-

-To Sonny and the other Honchkrow, as they leave-

"... Thank you all for your help."

<Sonny: "Ne za chto, Tracer.">

-Flies off roof with Pokemon, with the Honchkrow also leaving-

___________________

-A somewhat short time later-

<Dusknoir: "... He totally didn't tell anyone that we were up here, did he?">

<Gengar #2: "Looks like he didn't...">

<"Erika": "Ugh... This is going to be a long wait...">

<Charizard: "Th-The humans will c-catch me right? H-Humans love Charizard!">

<"Erika's" Chatot: "Shut up, you big coward.">

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985
SilentReverence adopting kitteh from 3 tiles right 1 tile up Since: Jan, 2010
adopting kitteh
#77485: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:36:59 PM

Near Silent's House

-A Nidorina is sleeping on a rooftop, taking some looks to the center of the city-

Nidoran kit #1 — <Marli! Marli!> — nudges — <Look! Come on!>

Nidorina -yawns and gets up — <Ssshhh! We're supposed to be spying! What do you want?>

Nidoran #1 — <There's a big...> — tilts head — <...thing, there, at Silent's burrow!>

Nidorina — <What? Lemme see...>

-The Nidorina peeks out from the rooftop and sees a blue-haired man with two Pokémon following...-

Nidoran #2 — <The black and orange thing... Is it an ela?>

Nidoran #1 — <It's... wow... a Warm Stoat!>

Nidorina (flattens ears and focuses her sight) — <Wait... that one is...>

Nidoran #2 — <And the other one?> — nudges — <Marli?>

Nidoran #1 — <They look like those little blue things that Trainer come with and bite everything...>

Nidorina — <Hraka... That's... Feraligator!>

Nidoran kits — <Wow! That's a Gator? it's so big!>

-The Nidorina leans onwards and squints trying to get a better view-

Nidorina — <It's not just any Feraligator. I'd have to get closer to look but... I think it's him...>

Nidoran #1 — <...Who him?>

-The Nidorina drags the kits away to a stairwell-

Nidorina — <No time to lose. You two, go to the Nidorina troop and warn them what we just saw. Tell them to ready an attack troop...! Then you return to the thickets and> — growls — <stay. put. there.>

Nidoran kits -crossing paws behind their backs — <Yes marli!>

Nidorina <Hmmm...> — sighs — <Anyway... no more time. Go! I'll tail the human until the squad arrives.>

-The kits nod and disappear down the stairwell; the Nidorina returns to the edge to see Luke going away and, after clawing her way down the walls of the house, takes next street to try and follow Luke's steps...-

edited 25th Oct '11 11:03:46 PM by SilentReverence

Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#77486: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:37:39 PM

Should Joshua come to A's rescue, or something. He has been monitoring Mezzo and Sol after the Nimbasa attack, and he'd notice their potential recruit, what with all of Golurks connections.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
AgentDragonhunter from out of the pyre Since: Mar, 2011
#77487: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:38:35 PM

No, I don't want him to show up, sorry. I want to do this myself.

I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#77488: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:39:20 PM

-taps her foot-

I'm getting very impatient...

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
AgentDragonhunter from out of the pyre Since: Mar, 2011
#77489: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:41:27 PM

-snickers- Oh, it's not that I won't kill it. I just mean...you really think a rat could thwart your plans? Ha! I hope your team has someone else in as much power as you who's at least a bit smarter!

Weavile: If we get thrown on a concrete dungeon floor next, I'll kill you...

edited 3rd Aug '11 5:44:47 PM by AgentDragonhunter

I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#77490: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:45:54 PM

Felis: <Lock her up. She's too weak to go through with it.>

Do you not understand how an army works? Let me give you a hint. The thing about armies is that they have many Pokémon in them. You appear to think that this prisoner is my only problem. But enough. This is your last chance. Kill it now or you will be captured.

Aaaagh, and now I need to leave for a bit again.

edited 3rd Aug '11 5:48:07 PM by Mezzopiano

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Luke924 Since: Nov, 2010
#77491: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:48:16 PM

Cinder: <Hang on a minute. You two want to go right into a Nidoran Colony to look for this Silent person?! What kind of name is Silent, anyway?>

Cinder, he loves Nidoran. If he's going to be anywhere, it's there.

Cinder: <Don't you have any clue how dangerous that is?! They'll kill us and use our bodies as ramming bags!>

Lake: <Not if go in peacefully. As long as we're not threatening to any of the Nido's, we should be fine. I hope.>

Cinder: <But..YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOURSELVES KILLED!!!>

Cinder, we've know what we're doing. Don't worry.

-Me and Lake continue onwards towards the exit to Route 35. Cinder stays behind and grumbles angrily.-

Cinder: <That Gator! First he shows up and start's hogging Luke's attention, now he's trying to get him killed, too! Grr...>

-Cinder quickly runs to catch up with us, glaring at Lake as he does so.-

Cinder: <I think it's clear what I have to do. I need to get rid of him before Luke gets hurt...>

AgentDragonhunter from out of the pyre Since: Mar, 2011
#77492: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:49:24 PM

Weavile: Just kill it, maybe she'll believe us...

Alright... -holds sword in the air-

I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
0_.
#77493: Aug 3rd 2011 at 5:56:29 PM

A HAS THE POWER!

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#77494: Aug 3rd 2011 at 6:00:26 PM

-Sol is sitting on her chaise lounge in her sunroom, drinking a Peach Bellini-

It's nice to have a day off for once...

-Sol takes a sip of her drink-

It's a shame that he didn't join. He would've been more useful as a Black Op then a bloody mess on the floor... Oh well.

-Sol strokes Cuddlekins, who is on the lounge with her-

I'm having to learn to pay the price
AgentDragonhunter from out of the pyre Since: Mar, 2011
#77495: Aug 3rd 2011 at 6:02:28 PM

@Gamer: Ha ha. And no, this is not going to be some violent slaughter from Mortal Kombat.

I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#77496: Aug 3rd 2011 at 6:03:28 PM

-I feel a shiver-

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#77497: Aug 3rd 2011 at 6:03:55 PM

Can I have Elgyem teleport me to Anom?

edited 3rd Aug '11 6:05:04 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#77498: Aug 3rd 2011 at 6:04:16 PM

Or Sol's Murder Midori Room.

I'm having to learn to pay the price
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#77499: Aug 3rd 2011 at 6:07:15 PM

-I/Drake heads back to his office, taking a moment to check the weather from the 3rd floor-

Drake: <It's raining again...>

Altair: <That's what happens when you summon a powerful creature with control of water without a means to control it.>

Drake: <I know...> -Continues up-

Altair: <So, leader and Elder. You pretty much have pick of the bunch.>

Drake: <What?>

Altair: <Most of the females down there would give their right wing to be yours.>

Drake: <No they wouldn't.>

Altair: <Why?>

Drake: -Stops- <I'm human. I'm just a human with a type tacked on. I'm not even in most of their egg groups most likely.>

Altair: <Oh...>

edited 3rd Aug '11 7:15:09 PM by Pentigan

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#77500: Aug 3rd 2011 at 6:09:42 PM

Nope, Daisy. He's in an area that prevents teleportation. You could try and realize it doesn't work, though.

edited 3rd Aug '11 6:10:21 PM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

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