ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Felt: <Yeah, I was. I'm from the Minute Clan; you didn't meet any of us apart from Iron...>

-gestures to the island he came from-

<Scratch, from the Minute Clan, is over there>

-gestures to a larger, clouded island behind it-

<...and the elders hang around there. I don't know about the dead; I don't want to risk Iron catching me...>

-Hears the DS/Twist Mountain fic-

No. Just... No.

-Opens his laptop-

I see there's a fic pairing Maekrite and Basket.

Silent's Nidorino and Tangent's Tropius? That's kind of cute...

"Salamence": <Oh! Am I in there anywhere?>

Don't ask, you might get an answer. -shivers-

......Thanks for sharing, Slouch.

<Kat: "Oh, thanks... I'll have to talk to you more when I return...">

<Cracked Femur: "Alright, Chain of Spades... The fastest way for our kind to move about in this realm is to vault with our bones... Much like this young one did earlier... Did you need any practice?">

<Kat: "No, I think that I'm fine...">

<Blue Wave: "Guess we should get going...">

<Purple Arm: "Yeah, we probably should...">

-The five vault after a running start, and due to the wonky physics of the Dream World, continue onto the island where the elders of the Sinnoh tribe are. Everyone makes a smooth landing... With one exception-

<Kat: "OOF!">

<Yellow Dart: "Oh right... It'll take a little practice for you to get around like that smoothly...">

<Kat: "I could have heard that before we left...">

There's nothing for you Salamence, but I think that's just because you're new.

-Checks some more-

There's a fic involving me in....a foursome.

Let's look.

-clicks-

Okay, I searched for "Salamence" and I get a dozen fics featuring Nadia. Including one that pairs her with Felis.

Sunny: <Oh yeah, I remember writing that.>

Felis: <I really would rather not remember that.>

-To Tagg- With who?

The Twist Mountain thing's not nearly the worst of them, Star.

Wait, a foursome with who?

edited 26th Jul '11 8:31:25 PM by Anomalocaris20

"Salamence": <Awwww....>

You're unhappy about this???

"Salamence": <Wait...you know a real Salamence?> -eyes go wide and sparkly-

-blink-

edited 26th Jul '11 8:31:59 PM by memyselfandI2

Riptide: -Would say something, but is too busy being annoyed-

[[spoiler: May as well post while I have access to a computer.]]

-Is sleeping soundly on her nest of pillows in the villa, Snowman is playing around with Cancer and Capricorn Orbs. Thankfully, both are oblivious to what the rest are looking up on DS's computer-

<Snowman>: <Tee hee~!>

-Snowman rolls the Capricorn Orb across the floor-

edited 26th Jul '11 8:36:30 PM by PippingFool

-on the shore of the island, a certain notorious elder is already there-

Iron Marrow: -brandishing bone- <What sort of invasion is t- oh.>

-lowers bone-

<The rube. And she's brought compatriots... I shall be charitable, and assume you did not purposely unleash this cretin on the Dream World.>

-Tries to find the fic with the most sides of a love polygon, is up to twelve at this point-

-Looks really embarrassed about the whole thing-

It's with Fool, DS, and Algira as a human.

-Gets a disturbed look on my face-

How did they even know about Algira?

They knew about me somehow. Algira isn't much of a stretch.

Who's in the polygon Pentigan?

edited 26th Jul '11 8:41:58 PM by memyselfandI2

-Is smiling in her sleep-

<Blue Wave: "She's a little new here, if that's what you were referring to...">

-Hearing Iron Marrow-

<Kat: "Oh no... You're here?!">

<Purple Arm: "... Wait, is she a messenger? Or what vocation is she training for?">

<Cracked Femur: "If Chain of Spades told me correctly, I believe that's one of the elders...">

<Pale Rib: "Sure wouldn't know it with those markings...">

<Yellow Dart: "Oh, this is going to be wonderful. I can just tell...">

<Cracked Femur: "So... I take it that you must be one of the elders that has sent Chain of Spades on this errand... My counterparts and I thought that it would be a good idea to hammer out whom we wished to exchange prior to her return...">

edited 26th Jul '11 8:44:42 PM by TracerBullet

Eeeww.

-To Tagg- That's a good point, how do they know so much anyway? Do you think it has anything to do with Suefisk?

edited 26th Jul '11 8:43:45 PM by Slouch

I think so far I have...

Me, Daisy, Luke, Lake, Gallade, Anom, Escavalier, Nudi, Bonnie, Clyde, Pika!Gamer and a random Rattata. And each of them is paired with at least five others. And it's all one fic.

-Finds one with a 15 sided love polygon-

I don't think I should keep listing all the ones involved in these fics.

edited 26th Jul '11 8:45:57 PM by Pentigan

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Slouch.

edited 26th Jul '11 8:45:47 PM by rmctagg09

-Starts sleeptalking-

Zzz... That was your last chance...Zzz...

That or they're picking stuff up from the fics Sunny is writing.

-glares at Sunny-

Sunny: <...What? You always complain when the fans get the details wrong.>

-continues reading the Overlord fanfic, meanwhile Salamence is hopping around pecking at people's shoes-

"Salamence": (To anyone who listens to her) <You really know a Salamence?>

Oh, and was just reading the Ascended Meme page. Anyone took notice of the radio in Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows part 1? There's a name read out as part of a list...

-Decides to stop looking, as the last one was a 20 sided love polygon fic where each person involved was paired with each other-