Between the Sunny Day and a favorable type matchup, Artoria is pretty much only staggered from that.

Severa, meanwhile, is thrown back into a stall and doesn't get up, out cold.

Artoria swings her Solar Blade around at Corrin again, stepping between her and Azura and Arvis.

Artoria: <No! She's trying to help you. I won't let you interrupt that!>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Merle: <Obviously I'm good at deflecting. It's Foul Play, but conversational.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Arthur was struck and hurt, he landed near Artoria and grunted, getting up, he didn't look so good. "I am sick... of dying..." he muttered, he tightened his grip around the sword, "Now... I'm going to live..."

He glared at the Dragon and downed another Estus flask, fishing for something, his explosives, the all-tongue bark, a bow and arrow, anything, he was rather surprised he walked into this con with so much weaponry.

Silas looked at Hazard, "Hazard not you too..."

Tae started laughing, only to feel something strike him and knock him over.

Silas sat there grumpy, Tae sat up and found Silas's prosthetic on him, <I'd berate you about maturity but currently I have no room to criticize.>

Silas retrieved his arm and continued, "Yes to all of that Phaz, nothing in the rules against it."

To Colton, "Suits are listed in the starting section, you can do that if you so choose."

Silas looked over to Gabe and Prime, "Okay you two figured out what you want to start with? Because we should be starting soon," he said while eating a corn chip.

Hacks soon added, having taken off his human scarf, ~Snacks are vital for these games, so thank you all for bringing snacks.~

edited 15th Jun '18 1:12:25 PM by BittersweetNSour

-Another blade. Another beam. Meteors falling from the sky.-

-The song.-

-Azura, being well protected by Arvis and Artoria, relaxes slightly, clearing her throat once more.-

-And she begins to sing properly again.-

NO, STOP—

Sing with me a song of truth and ideals,
Make it clear what I believe and what is real,
Life breaks apart among the stars, empty and cold,
Lost in thoughts, all alone.

...

-The Dragon falters.-

-And slowly falls to her knees.-

Azura used Sing!

-Her form shifts.-

-And Corrin lies on the con floor, hurt badly, but quelled and asleep.-

-Azura breathes a sigh of relief.-

Azura: <Thank goodness...>

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-Arvis is close to collapsing, but starts glowing-

Julius: What... What happened to her?

Contact Me!

Artoria's solar blade fades, and she rushes over to Corrin, falling down next to her, the adrenaline fading.

Artoria: <Corrin...>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Yeah, no, Corrin's out cold. Probably will be for a while.-

Azura: <It's best that we get her to safety... do any of you think you can carry her? I don't exactly have the strength to do so in this form.>

-In the background, Mason and Kai are both helping to clear things up with con security — that a mysterious draconic Ultra Beast came out of a wormhole, freaked out, and attacked some con-goers, including that girl who's unconscious on the floor. The Ultra Beast, unfortunately, escaped, but the UB Task Force will be keeping an eye out for any future appearances. In the meantime, the con can continue as normal, and Kai has agreed to pay the damages.-

-The security guards are thoroughly convinced this is exactly what happened, because Kai and Mason are both high Charisma characters.-

Artoria nods and fishes around for her scarf, helpfully provided by Lin (when'd she get down here?).

Artoria: "I'll take her to the Stormchaser."

edited 15th Jun '18 1:51:15 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Charybdis: <Weakling.>

Mezzo: I have still more questions, and furthermore—

-Mezzo is shoved out of the way by a frantic-looking Noelle-

Noelle: Aaaaaaaaaaa Fortis what are you doing?

Mezzo: Hey!

Fortis: Huh?

Noelle: Didn't you get my text? Astral's been kidnapped!

-Fortis screams-

Fortis: Oh my gosh oh my gosh! What do we do?

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

-Arvis stops glowing, now a Houndoom...-

-And keels over unconsious-

Julius: -recalling him- I'm not sure if I'm one to carry her either...

Gabe: Ready!

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Contact Me!

Arthur stands up, "What..."

He looks over at Artoria and asks, "What did they ask?"

Oblivion Wing

Phaz: "Alright so... What do you have Colt? Also, what your name, other peeps? I'm Phaz."

-He looks at his character sheet-

"So... Silas, my character is named Camélia, she's a Space Pop Diva who cosplays as a medieval knight with the armor and sword and all, but carries a blaster on her for self defense... Can I say the blaster is in the hilt of the sword?"

-he seems to be sketching a quick pic of what she'd look like: a roughly 1.80m lady with brown hair, brown eyes, relatively curvy, with the armor seemingly decorative and adopting her curves. Also high heel boots.-

"...I never was good at drawing armor. Oh, well~"

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

-Azura nods-

Azura: <If you don't mind, could I follow you to this Stormchaser? I can meet back up with Alyssa after we're sure she's safe.>

Oblivion Wing

"Uh... hm..." Colt stammered. "Gotta come up with a name... Know what, I'm just gonna call him Absent," he decided. "My reasons are my own; please don't ask," he pleaded.

He quickly sketched down a picture of some dude with white button-up shirt and tie, blue jeans, no headphones, and some brass knuckle-looking thing being twirled on his dominant right hand. It was a very terrible drawing.

Hasslemon

LE: He's already choking!

AZ: Dang it! I had made a personal bet that Colt would break a few minutes in at earliest!

SF: How do you bet against yourself?

AZ: I had some Prof. Bell on standby.

SC: That would do it. Honestly, the fact that you didn't drink it is evidence enough you don't need to chug caffeinated drinks like water.

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Julius: Alright... Take care you all.

-he heads off-

-Meanwhile, nearby-

Robin: That was close...

Contact Me!

The GM House

-Deziree's lightsaber handle starts to vibrate.-

Deziree: Hm?

-The perimeter alarm goes off.-

Twitch: Boss, we've got psykers!

-Deziree grabs the weapon and bolts to the front door.-

---

-Ajax looked the man in the lead of the six man squad.-

-He was an impressive specimen, standing at over two and a quarter meters tall and decked in metal plated armor that almost made him just as wide. His gauntlets were of a different make from the psychic Templars - they didn't have projector slits for Psycho Blades.-

-The armored man walks forward, his footsteps sending out clouds of dust. Ajax moves to intercede.-

Ajax: <I think not.>

-The Templar leader pauses for a moment before pulling a hand back. He seems to go intangible for a moment. Ajax throws a Rock Slide at him, which goes right through him. The rocks impact one of the Templars behind, however.-

-It didn't take long after hearing the armored man's heavily modulated voice before he realized what move the Templar had imitated.-

Know your place.

-Now holding a massive blade of Ghost Obscura, the Templar leader brings the crushingly powerful Phantom Force right onto Ajax's head. The Tyranitar barely had time to block, and is sent skidding across the ground before crumpling at the house's wall.-

-Garuda, Rill, and soon Deziree just stare in horror.-

Artoria nods. "Yes, yes, you're welcome too, if you want."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Oblivion Wing

-Phaz, upon hearing Colton, slams this hand on the table and leans on him.-

Phaz: -with a big grin- "Why? Why Absent? Where does it comes from?"

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

-Azura nods, following Artoria back.-

Artoria takes Corrin back to the Stormchaser's medbay, just in case.

She then slumps onto a nearby chair.

Artoria: "I take it you're Azura?"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Azura nods, hopping up onto a chair to get a bit closer to eye level.-

Azura: <That would be me, yes. I assume you know me the same way the rest of this world does?>

The GM House

-Garuda's mind was racing. This Templar had just taken down a Tyranitar with a single blow. A single, Obscuric blow. What the blazes were they supposed to do now?-

-The Templar flexes his hand before continuing walking towards the house.-

Ludmilla: AJAX!

-Doomsday grabs Ludmilla and pulls her back inside.-

Doomsday: <There's no way in hell you're going out there! Did you see what that guy did?!>

Ludmilla: YES! YES I DID! Doomsday, wasn't this what going to Alola was supposed to fix?! Wasn't getting stronger there supposed to make sure stuff like this didn't happen again?! Doomsday, they keep coming back!

-Doomsday sighs and slaps the girl.-

Doomsday: <Sorry, but when you spiral, things get weird.>

-Ludmilla still looks downcast and offended, but is no longer screaming.-

---

-Deziree takes out her lightsaber. Without a word or even a button press, it blazes to light.-

-This gives the Armored Templar pause.-

-And then an axe buries itself into his pauldron.-

-The other Templars spin around in time to get blasted away by a blast of freezing wind.-

Derek Morton: Worshipers of the neon god... Each and every one of you.

-The Templars are frozen to the ground as the Armored Templar turns around, axe still embedded in his shoulder.-

Deziree: Dune!

-Deziree tries to turn her lightsaber off, but despite repeated attempts, the blade remains lit.-

Ludmilla: That's... that's not Dad...

-The doppelganger holds out his hand, and the axe - which, the Armored Templar notes, is adorned with a screaming face on the haft - flies back to his hand. The Not-Dune rushes the Templar as the latter goes intangible, causing the doppelganger to backpedal quickly to get out of Phantom Force range.-

-The Templar gives pursuit, phasing through the ground before coming up beside his opponent, heaving a massive blade of ghostly energy on a horizontal swing. Not-Dune, against all logic, manages to block the blow with the haft of his axe.-

Deziree: ... That's not Dune...

-Deziree's lightsaber blade flares for a moment.-

-The Armored Templar pauses a moment, likely in befuddlement as to how an axe managed to block his blow. In that moment of time, Not-Dune brings the flat blade of the axe down onto the titan's chest plate, leaving a massive cleave.-

-The Templar, with remarkable dexterity, manages to put a fist into Not-Dune's gut, staggering him for a moment before he snaps his fingers. Him and his team disappear as emergency Teleport Pokemon arrive.-

-...-

-Not-Dune turns towards the house.-

Derek Morton: I know there's still one in there.

Deziree: Alright, which twisted timeline did you come from?!

-Not-Dune is taken aback by the question.-

Derek Morton: The one where you left me, bitch.

Mew: ~Hm... I can use books as weapons, right? I should be good then.~

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Oblivion Wing

<Because he can't come up with-> And then Lucario noticed he was drowned out by Colt singin' like a Chatot.

"Because on April Fools' Day when I was traveling through parallel universes I found one where there was a guy who looked like me, spoke like me, and claimed he created me! He controls my every action and went by the name Absent, and I don't think he's very good at coming up with names either!" He immediately confessed, so fast one would probably have to play back what he said to understand.

Hasslemon

pastandPresent updated the document Chat History.

shiftedFowl left the conversation.

Oblivion Wing

Upon Roy materializing, Colt promptly grabbed and hugged him tight, despite the Fire-type's plans to a more tactful comforting. "I know your pain," he whispered to the Fire Emblem character, although the Blaziken was more focused on his trainer not potentially crushing his spine.

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